I like to listen to Willie while I play my Odyssey2.

SirLance cheated Idi Amin in a poker game. He got to eat a peasant's foot.

get this...
Poppinjay is tilted :rolleyes:

//l-dizzle// pays for his porn.

fremen has a season's pass...

uncle phil used to coach a women's basketball team until he was caught making sexual advances to their newest basketball.


/Wilson was pissed off

Fremen was seen wandering the street during Rita wearing water wings and crying out, "Surfs up!"

Fremen's neighbours really hate him.

Charlatan only pretends to be a Canadian, and for good reason. He is actually a Texan.

Elphaba likes the musical "Wicked." That's no secret, but what most don't know is that she has a shrine in her basement accessible by moving the hands of a granfather clock to the correct position. At this shrine are several of the original cast members that she kidnapped at wandpoint.

Aberkok worked on the Bush campaign. He was hoping to be made director of FEMA, but they appointed him ambassador to Burbank, instead.

SirLance had a job at NBC Studios in Burbank, but was fired when 'Stuttering' John Melendez found him rooting through his shirt drawer.

Fremen feels this terrible compulsion to do the "comb-over" when he sees the bare behinds of little wooly sheep. Literally, with a curry-comb and spray hold.

Our good friend, Kramus, first rose to fame as the-kid-in-the-Carnation-advert.

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/9...natkram7hr.jpg

jwoody takes coals to Newscastle.

And wonders why everybody looks at him funny.

Poppinjay was severely burned by the delicious fruit filling of a breakfast toaster treat. He accidentally rubbed the hot pastry against his genitals, and is now suing the manufacturer for not making the warning label big enough.

Even the horrible and disfiguring genital scarring has not stopped his compulsive habit. His lawyer doubts he will win at trial if Poppinjay's actions are admitted as evidence.

Seriously man, take whatever settlement you can get...

BigBen is an ambulance chasing lawyer... He actually just sent Poppinjay a bill for the advice in the previous post.

Charlie is a consultant. He borrows your watch to tell you what time it is, keeps the watch, then bills you...

SirLance is a middle manager. He designs systems to implement new paradigms for distribution in to the ether, while on the john.

Poppinjay fires his homemade potato-launcher from ambush at the choo-choo trains in his neighborhood model railroad club.

Fremen wants to be a Mountie.

Doust wants to play horsey.

SirLance respects his steed too much to "play" anything. They have exchanged true vows and tokens instead. Actually the token SirLance keeps is a piece of dried, crumbly horse-muffin - but it is the thought that still touches him so deeply.

kramus misses his beard...

Uncle Phil spends his days polishing his golf trophy...

Charlie is constantly polishing his trophy... he's been arrested 3 times for doing so in public!

Sir Lance is his own imaginary friend.

Tophat 'lost' his marbles.



*fingers the cat's-eye and red real* :p

Fremen suffers from an acute short-term memory loss disorder.

SK forgot what he posted...

Unclephil loves to take long walks in the moonlight
naked
holding a golf club
yelling FORE, MY ASS!

NGDawg has a vast collection of belly-button lint. Each sample is dated, labeled and includes spectrometry.

SirLance sold his Berlin albums for peyote buttons.

Poppinjay loves a good game of thermonuclear war.

Fremen exists solely on a diet of peanut butter and Kraft Dinner.

Mmm, it's the cheesiest!

Charlie swears by the 3 principles of Gruumlyacc.
1. Rhomthar!!
2. Pkaylucc kih frook!!
3. profit!!

Fremen was a bath house singer in the early 70's....

In Duluth.

Poppinjay knows where they buried Jimmy Hoffa - but he like, so totally doesn't care.

Kramus tried for his PhD in soil science, and his dissertation was titled:

Pieces of dirt: Are they more popular than my academic advisor?

It was a tough lesson in academia, and he now awaits his Mail-Order degree from one of those spam e-mail places.

bigben is really a small rat...

unclephil collects ants... he gives each one a name, birthday parties and proper funerals when they pass on.

unclephil's life is rather full.

Charlie's avatar is an actual photograph of him coming home from work.