JumpinJesus is neither Jumping, nor Jesus!

Secret once spent hours trying to understand the intricacies of the Beavis and Butthead movie, while drinking large glasses of seaweed juice.

Dragonknight isn't really a knight! He's actually a dragon pretending to be a valiant dragon knight to lure people into his lair and eat them.

NO My secret is out!!! Zeraph is really a spy who goes around finding out peoples secrets and posting them on forms. Evil evil Zeraph.

Dragonknight's favorite movie is "Pete's Dragon" and his favorite song is Puff the Magic Dragon..... as he feels the song is his biography..... he sings it to himself every night before sleeping and cries himself to sleep

pan6467 fancies himself the next Alexander the Great, is planning to take over the world, but has to wait until he gets off work at the local mini-mart to implement his evil plan.

Medusa feeds her pet bird, chicken for dinner every night... She tells the bird that it's not one of it's brethren though, and that it's actually tuna fish.. Chicken of the Sea tuna fish..

You know that sample on Malcolm McClaren's Buffalo Gals.

The one that goes "...all this scratchin' is makin' me itch!"

That was maleficent, that was.

Jwoody thinks that in his past life he was the original dog from the TV show Lassie.

Dragonknight explores life's mysteries by searching for the elusive pair of silk sleeper jammies uncle phil has been rumored to've laced with extra Christmas verve.

Fremen masturbates to "Little House On The Prairie" episodes.

PoppinJay chooses himself for Secret Santa at work.

Doust has a vial of Paul McCartney's sweat that he stole from a teenaged fan who went to the 1968 candlestick park concert.

SirLance is a prof lancer...of pimples and blisters, etc. What he doesn't tell you though, is that he saves the fluid and bathes in it annually.

Zeraph sat through "Brokeback Mountain" three times before he got it.

pop once peed in his parents backyard...

phil video taped pop's urinary sojourn in his parents back forty, while counting the moolah in his head that he will be charging pop for the chance to peruse said tape.

"da bling be happenin'"

Phil is really 50 cent. He just goes by phil when he and elvis take the spaceship to walmart...

SirLance has not even started his Christmas shopping. You will see him on December 24th, grabbing Cabbage Patch dolls from the weak and infirm.

Poppinjay has a shrine to the poppin fresh dough boy in his house.. in fact when he moved.. he carefully hand wrapped every item and lovingly packed it ... and unpacked it when he arrived at his new destination.

he goes totally nuts, in a good way, if you poke him in the tummy and make him go heh heh heh

mal responds to "adopt-a-pet" junk mail...

Uncle phil... IS MY UNCLE, TOO!!!

"Willravel" is actually the pseudonym for the terrorist group, "Kill all knitting Granny's".

Granny's are buying guns for protection.

Elphaba is the minister of propaganda for the Knighthood of Industrious Longhorn Lipsynchers of Georgia, Romania, Antillies and Netherlands (KILLGRAN).

SirLance has really never been knighted, but he's been kinged a few times during games of checkers.

Bernadette, when she was a nubile young teenager, wanted desperately to become a nun... but then she realized that cussing at the nunnery was frowned upon and she said fuck that and went on to become the person she is today :)

Maleficent is the apathetic witch of the upper northeast. She wears non-committal slippers. She thought about getting Dorothy, and her little dog, too, but instead spent the day watching court television programs.

Poppinjay likes to touch himself when he is in the production booth and thinks no one is looking.

charlie's lookin'...

uncle p was lookin' when Eminem dropped trou.

;)

Freman was spotted at a christmas party wearing a strategically placed santa hat, and a leer, imporing all the employees of the company to come sit on his lap and say what they want for christmas...

Maleficent told him she wanted only a stocking stuffer.

pop wears stockings, unstuffed...

Uncle Phil wears nylons to keep him warm on those cold, rainy nights!

in florida? surely SirLance jests (he's a comp geek from new delhi...)

uncle phil asked santa claus for a poster of flyman in pantyhose.
santa found the poster can now only be found on ebay & the limited edition poster is just too pricey nowadays.
so instead, santa brought uncle phil a xerox copy of paddyjoe in a sexy toilet paper dress.
while uncle phil was truly hoping for the flyman poster to hang over the mantel, he was pleased with santa's substitution gift & hung it in his bathroom above the back of the toilet.

thanks, bern...i think...

bernadette was so hoping for a pic of fly in hose too.........

Flyman has memorized every word of the "M" section of Websters New World College Dictionary just because he had the free time to do it.