Ben likes killin' kittens whilst looking at vast quantities of nekkid cross-eyed chubby cheerleader porn.

Fremen has a morbid fear of slime monsters. His avatar is a form of direct, aggressive therapy, forcing him to confront his fears every time he writes a post.

Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom." They are the only people who went to see the movie...

SirLance has the fever for Bob Ross. He gets a happy little tree in his pants whenever he watches the videos.

Poppinjay uses this site to add to his collection of witty insults; He uses these one liners against his fellow classmates..... IN KINDERGARTEN!!!!

BigBen's name isn't really Ben...and, as luck would have it, he really ain't all that big, either.

Bill was once forcibly removed from the Capitol Rotunda for continuously shouting "Give me Liberty or Give Me Pizza!"

-edit- slow, slow, slow



Not like SirLance, who many say is fast, fast, fast. Unfortunately, they're all women.

Which PaddyJoe was doing just now, evidently...

Ouch.

So this is what it sounds like..... when doves cry......

Sir Lance is a Big Prince fan, so much so that he also changed his name to a symbol. The court ordered him to change it back when they saw it;

Ben is expecting top marks in the "Rate my Signature" thread.

Elphaba considers himself a wit. He is half right.

sirlance has stolen three pair of my own personal sleeper jammies, and my feet are getting cold at night...

Uncle Phil cried when he saw, "Muppets Take Manhattan".

Poppinjay was so overcome when Tommy found a Mommy in "Rugrats in Paris" that he had to leave the theatre, lest his sobbing disturb the other patrons.

Elphaba also considers himself a her... :lol:


Sir Lance knows entirely too much about the plot of the rugrats movie, he is their number 1 fan..

...but unlike Maleficient, owns no rugrats action figures...

Geraldo has a whole file on SirLance, that he keeps filed under HERMAPHRODITE.

Indigestible material left in Poppinjay after a large meal such as teeth, skulls, claws, and feathers are too dangerous to pass through the rest of his digestive tract. To safely excrete this material, Poppinjay's gizzard compacts the mass into a tight pellet that he discretely regurgitates.

This can be awkward in some social settings.

Giant Hamburger likes to pretend he is made out of ground owl rather than ground beef.

White, spotted owl is the claim when he is trying to impress someone.

/me thinks elphaba is not really "wicked..."

/ me thinks Uncle Phil really is Marilyn Monroe. Age has been rough on our beauty.

top wears hats without brims, when he thinks no one is looking...

phil don't smoke his cigars.......he eats 'em.


*wierdo*

That's a damn lie; I can be really, really wicked when I want to be.

Uncle phil is actually a chicken stricken with bird flu, due to an unhappy encounter with a witch that really, really can be wicked. Sometimes.

Elphaba eats tapioca pudding...for lunch...

uncle phil sells blue hair dye all up and down his new block in Florida.

"Works for Me", is his main selling point!

PaddyJoe married the original "Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast.

He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy.

/me stares at BigBen...

The Canadian Army is apparantly code for Canadian Nut House to be able to come up with such a scenario above. :D BigBen's imaginatin is the new secret weapon for the army... :giggles at the thought of it:

Hey, she slipped ME the tongue!

Mal secretely administers psychoactive drugs to pigeons as part of a vast, secret experiment, funded by the Canadian army...

oh you guys are SICK!!!!





SirLance secretly writes erotic romance novels for the geriatric crowd in Everglade City, Florida.

Paddyjoe gets his preternaturally soft and wrinkle free skin, not by bathing in Guinness (as was earlier suspected), rather the big secret is that PJ is just a great big, hairy baby.

charlie keeps a pair of sleeper jammies in his suitcase...

phil has a shit eating grin on his face,can grow flowers with his breath and has old timers disease as well.


sorry phil...you're slippin' today man.

Where am I, how did I get here, there is this "post" button, oooo shiny!

flyman is a product of our mass hallucination!

Mantus names his underwear.

Top don't wear any underwear

At least they don't wear their underwear on their heads at parties, like flyman does.