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phil has hallucinations often.........
it'll be okay buddy............. |
Fly has multiple personality disorder. He may be schizophrenic, but he'll always have each other...
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SirLance IS flyman
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Mojo is having doubts about his new name and is contemplating changing it to "Betty."
(How did you know about the running nekkid with bunnies?) :) |
El doesn't really like the idea of flying monkeys.
Well, it's not the monkeys per se, it's the monkey bombs she doesn't like. |
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Ben likes banana splits...........
*see previous secret about Ben's encounters w/ a banana split* |
Flyman IS SirLance!
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SirLance uses raid to fumigate his armpits, yuck!
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Mojo goes to pep rallies for their keen intellectual discourses.
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Uncle phil's third leg is growing out of his back.
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Dragonknight reads right to left.
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Fremen will squirt milk out of his eye if he drinks it too fast.
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In the song L.A. Woman by The Doors, Jim Morrison actually wrote that about Mojo Risin. Mojo tried to sue Jim, but he lost.
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Johnny Pyro has a cloth Englebert Humperdink used to wipe his forehead with during a show at Casino Rama. It is in a sealed zip-lock bag and only comes out when Johnny is feeling very, very special.
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kramus has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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Uncle Phil has difficulty keeping a straight face when he uses toilet paper.
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Poppinjay collects all of his finger and toenail clippings. He has jars and jars full of them. He believes that one day they will be worth a lot of money.
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charlie also has difficulty keeping a straight face when he looks at a roll of toilet paper...
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uncle phil often refers to his genitals as 'a role of toilet paper'
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Mojo has been observed skipping down the sidewalk, belting out Ethel Merman show songs. Off key, I am sorry to say.
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Elphaba is MoJo's voice coach!
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(That would explain why he can't sing)
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El likes licking frozen orange juice on Fridays.
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That green squishy guy never spells February correctly and he is very embarrassed about it.
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Daoust is a member of the Keebler Elf crime family. The cookies are a front.
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Poppinjay is hoping to become the Hugh Hefner of Elf Porn... he sees it as an untapped market that needs to be made mainstream...
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mal was once in an Elf porno. She was #1 on the naughty list.
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Fremen enjoys collecting Donkey porn...
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Charlatan performs in donkey porn. He always was an ass man.
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Poppinjay goes to AA meetings - Ass-men Anonymous
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Mantus got his amazing artistic ability by signing up for those classes advertised on the backs of matchbooks - "Can you Draw this? " He could...
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Maleficent is a maternal AI chat bot.
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Giant hamburger really IS a giant hamburger. He's from the same galaxy as the intergalactic splunge featured in an episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus."
People thought it was satire. HA! |
sri lanka has never had a cup of tea in his life...
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uncle p plays Twister in his silk sleeper jammies.
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Fremen likes to listen to Erasure. Not only does he know the word to every song, but he dances around in a tutu while singing them loudly.
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shesus wears gym shoes. ;) :lol:
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ono kisses girls..........
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flyman likes to watch ono kiss girls...
(oh that was kind of a duh wasn't it.. :) |
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