bnt is waiting for his own personalized pair of sleeper jammies...

With Marvin the Martian insignia!

uncle phil spends most of his day wondering why he never sees baby pigeons in the park.

Bentnot twisted has a pigeon hording problem.

bender had to be forcibly removed from the Oprah show after he ran onto the stage and tried to hump Oprahs leg.

bundy stays away from dogs because of their incessant sniffing of his crotch. He enjoys it too much. :D

Fremen trained his little pooch to come on his command.
and he lets his 5 kittens scratch up his legs just for fun.

bundy knows a lot of women who have recently disappeared...

BentNotTwisted smells like almonds and horses.

That's only because they taste good together.

Conclamo Ludus only wants to be Gov of California because he wants to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps.

BNT thinks that Teflon Bill was the Gov of California...
he also enjoys the services of the Conclamo Ludus pit.

Bundy's sig really says "I'm in love with Anna Nicole Smith".

Diablo never misses the re-runs of the brady bunch... (he has a crush on cindy)

Midlandmadman once masturbated into a batch of cookie dough and served the resultant cookies to his friends.

remiel once told me my cookies were the best he ever tasted!

Midlandmadman once got busy in a burger king bathroom

So did BentNotTwisted...hmmm...

remiel is really not a space robot. He is a space monkey. And he is the terrible secret of space that the space robots are here to protect you from.

All Conclamo Ludus's base are belong to us

damn right!

remiel is partially credited for the Scorpion's lyric:

"Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane."

CL harbors desires of naked wombats...

Uncle Phil used to have erotic thoughts about Will Smith

remiel is still angry at Will Smith for ruining his perfect script to Wild Wild West.

co-lu uses his man-batter to lubricate himself into a pair of extra-small sleeper jammies.

Fremen, sweet Fremen has been secretly trying to create a new type of honey... but since hes afraid of bees (and moths), hes trying to make mosquitos eat the pollen, and produce the sweet sticky stuff.

bundy is secretly trying to overthrow G W Bush and take over the U.S.A. and use all of our nukes on his ex-girlfriends house just because she dumped him. ( i hope bundy is a guy )

yes, bundy is a guy, mucky.

and yes, that is my plan.

actually, you forgot the first part of the plan. first, i shall declare independence from Australia.
i shall call my new country, Bundy Land (because it will be as fun as disneyland, but with much more booze).
i shall be king.
then my ex´s will be really, really scared,


btw, Mucky is running a book on the outcome of my adventure.
hes offering odds of 2-1 for my success.

monkeys learn sign language so they can tell Bundy they love him

remiel has gone through exaustive hours of hands-on training to find and program the perfect gay monkey so that bundy will (feel) loved.

paddyjoe dressed up in a monkey suit to try and get the gig, but to no avail

remiel doesn't understand what he's supposed to here.

wk is actaully a princess

WhoaitsZ only pretends to like TOOL, he actually is a huge fan of ABBA.

Double D prefers Double A's...batteries I mean~


:D :D

Apokx got drunk at a frat party and woke up with his mouth tasting of vinegar.

Fremen got high at a sorority party and woke up as an initiated member.

Conclamo Ludus likes to carry small rodents around inside the underwear he has on

It feels funny. Sorta tickles. Don't knock it till you try it.

BentNotTwisted got thrown out of the circus because he got aroused everytime he did his sword-swallowing act. The women & children in the front row were horrified.

Conclamo Ludus made sure he got front row seats when BentNotTwisted did his sword swallowing act!!!

Midlandmadman likes to show off his superhuman strength by folding pieces of paper in half.

BentNotTwisted can't figure out why every time he orders those chincy X-ray specs out of the back of his Boys Life magazine they never work.

when CL reads, his lips move...