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Flyman smoked peanut shells once, because he heard it could get him high.
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JP 'confiscated' a neighborhood kid's basketball just so he could make a rubber helmet out of it.
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Fremen's best friend is a little mouse named JoJo. JoJo died years ago but Fremen can't face the horrible truth that he is now alone in this world.
He still carries JoJo around with him wherever he goes. It took a while but people now do not avoid him because of the smell of decomposition. They avoid him because he's wierd. |
Charlatan enjoys smearing vasoline over his entire body, and then rolling around on his old photo albums......... :thumbsup:
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paddyjoe has protected, consentual sex with elephants.
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Stiltzkin doesn't like to ask for retraining when it comes to counting on his fingers.
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Kramus has had a major obsession with Doris Day since he was five and has an altar in his attic dedicated to her. The FBI has had a file on him since his threatening letter to Rock Hudson sent in 1966....
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ng redraws the lines in her colouring book after she is done with the crayons. They usually have to be moved quite a bit in order to accomodate her freewheeling approach.
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kramus wears a habit on Tuesdays while washing his collection of parachute pants.
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Fremen has a vast collection of beanie babies. The local newspaper did a story on him where he was quoted saying, "I don't know why I got so many, their just so darn cute!"
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uncle phil is the apple of Rudolf Nuryev's eye.
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Poppinjay doesn't know how to play this game.
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Johnny Pyro has a burning sensation when he pees. He has it the rest of the time too, but it's there when he pees as well.
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Tophat is obsessed with unscrewing the inscrutable. Or scrawling the unscribable. Or something.
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Whereas Kramus is obsessed with effing the ineffable.
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Tophat has an unusual fascination with farm animals.
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Where Sir Lance comes from, you see, an interest in breeding farm animals is unusual. Breeding <i>with</i> farm animals is more the norm.
However, that is not Sir Lance's secret. His real secret is that he is dying to show you his pickle, but he just can't come up with a good way to broach the topic. |
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Tophat665 had a little afternoon delight yesterday. |
It's not so much a weird thing that Poppinjay has three nipples, but that he lactates, and nurses the neighbourhood kittens is definitely unusual.
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daoust wishes he were a kitten...
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Uncle Phil keeps trying to milk his pet goat.
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SirLance has a split personality... one of his personalities is left handed and the other is right... He spends evenings arm wrestling with himself for personality supremacy... Unfortunately the right personality usually wins by cheating.
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Charlie scoots around so fast all you see is the smell. :icare:
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And Fremen keeps that all bottled up in his private stash. Saves it for them real special dates down to the Dairy Queen.........
"what's that smell", his dates usually ask.... "Au de Charlie", Fremen proudly replies..... |
paddyjoe collects the uneaten cone bottoms at said Dairy Queen and crunches them up to make breakfast cereal.
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Which kram happily engages in with pj, when he's down for another round of Toilet-paper Toga.
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Fremen wishes he could have been the one in the toilet paper dress... he longs to be pretty and witty and gay!
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Charlie plays the spoons for the Stoppa Lake Melodiers, and bums change from honest folk while mingling outside Bennie Afelskie's store in Killaloe, Ontario.
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daoust has the market cornered for plastic spoons in the maritimes...
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uncle phil? Daddy?
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puffinstuff ain't old enough to be my illegitimate kid...
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uncle p. used to dragrace the neighborhood ice cream truck, for fudge bombs to the winner.
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Fremen steals tricycles from neighborhood toddlers and uses them to chase and terrorize frightened high-schoolers as they walk home from the bus stop.
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SirLance is in the "special" forces... they drive short tanks and spread love and wet kisses.
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Charlie likes to play Strip-Battleship with college kids. Not for the chance to see sweet young things nekkid, but so he can steal their dropped clothes while they're concentrating.
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"fre ain't nothin' but a samwich..."
go with it... |
unc p. is jealous of my baloney-pony goodness.
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"Baloney-pony goodness" was fremen's crowning moment in his life... it's all down hill from here....
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Charlatan frequently reminisces about those late night games of hide-the-salami he used to play with Fremen.
Now THAT, was some honest to goodness processed meat fun! |
joe likes lollipops............
:D *insert "lick me like a lollipop" smiley here* |
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