Phil's secret is that it doesn't take much to render him in a state of awe...

Charlatan enjoyed a few minutes of fame some years ago when he claimed that an image of Nipsey Russell had been spotted taking shape in the pizza grease at the bottom of his pizza box. He was soon exposed as a fraud when a local news team discovered that he had painted the image there himself in the hopes of getting on television. To add insult to injury, the news team discovered his jar of boogers and he has since been known by all the neighborhood kids as "Nipsey Nose Picker".

Jumpin' Jesus swears that when he was a youngster, he ate a watermelon seed and it actually grew into a watermelon plant inside him. He claims that is why his anus is so elastic.

daoust has never caught a fish in his life...

Uncle Phil secretly yearns to be a fish...

wdevauld has this pipe dream about joining the circus to be a naked trapeze artist.

Bernadette spends hours using photoshop to remove the fur from the pictures she takes of her pets. Something tells her to not share these photoshopped creations - and that something lives inside the potted plant beside her dining room table.

kramus drinks vodka mixed with peanut butter & jelly.

Mmm-mmmm, tasty!

Fremen practices walking in high heels so he can win the next Miss Drag Queen USA

ohh shesus likes to invert the eggs in the egg cartons when she's in the dairy aisle of the grocery story. Something about how funny it is when people open eggs from the wrong end . . .

kramus spazzes out when he hears an electric can-opener...

Fremen likes burning flies with his magnifying glass.



*thanks alot Fre*

FLyman is just glad someone finally gave him a magnifying glass... now he can actually see what all the fuss is about.

charlatan stole fly's magnifying glass

Poor cj lost his best insult book....

Who told you this? :confused: It must have been my old grocery store manager...

Anyway, PaddyJoe collects wigs and tries them on everynight to find his 'best' look.

ohh_shesus shaves derogatory messages into kiwi fruit to protest the importation to America of hairy men from New Zealand. :D ;)

Oddly enough, Fremen shaves derogatory messages on to his ass to protest the the fact that there has not been enough importaion to America of hairy men from New Zealand.

and curiouser yet, mml tends to peel said kiwi fruit with little bites of the front teeth while thinking of Fremen's ass . . .

kramus draws with crayons...

uncle p breaks kramus's crayons just to watch him cry.

Fremen heard about that the *best* coffee in the world is coffee that is first eaten by cats and then the beans are collected from their feces... When he found out how much they cost, he started feeding coffee to his own cat and then collecting the feces... Alas, he only had ground coffee... you can imagine the results. A very strung out cat followed by Fremen putting cat poop in his Mr. Coffee...

It has been reported that he liked the results and even after someone pointed out how disgusting this practice is, he kept right on brewing...

Charlatan puts Fremen's used coffee filters on his eyes as a beauty compress. He finds the world smells beautiful when he removes them but everything now looks a little shitty.

charlatan and kramus are tag-team wrestlers...

uncle phil used to tag-team wrestle, as well.
He went by the name of "Land-phil".
He was considerably bigger back then.

Fremen likes to call women big fatties & make them cry.

He also pulls feathers off of chickens & laughs when they BAWKBAWKBAWK at him.

but no worries. i stole his teddy bear!!! neener neener!
Fremen will cry himself to sleep tonight. BWAHAHAHA :D

Bernadette recently fell off her celery and water diet, and instantly gained 547 pounds.

paddyjoe recently fell off the recently large-sized Bernadette... It is his secret desire to do it again....

charlatan's the one with the "mohawk..."

phil's tag-team partner quit in the middle of the match, for reasons unknown to the general public.
Some say it was 'cause of phil's excessive body-slamming, if you know what I mean. :p
We'll never really know because phil 'vanished' his partner soon after he quit. :eek:

Sadly... after years of mocking, Fremen *still* has not read any of the Dune books...


it's an oldie but a goodie...

Charlatan only knows this because he stole my Dune collection, along with my collection of Snapple lids.

Wendieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Sadly... Fremen now bereft of his book and lid collections took to living like hermit. He has everything delivered and never takes out the trash.

His living room is "furnished" with stacks of newspapers that threaten to topple and pin him... he keeps his garbage in the basement. It's getting full so he has started to think about buying a new home. He just can't figure our how he will move his 126 cats and three gerbils (it used to be four gerbils but he got curious).

Charlie took to the road vowing not to return home til he found my missing books and Snapple lids.
He was especially keen to get to the 'bottom' of my gerbil problem. :suave:

:p

Amazingly, it has been kept secret until now, that Fremen is really Charlatans wife. Only after this recent bout of, umm, 'marital discord', was the truth finally discovered.

Paddyjoe was the officiant of Charlatan's marriage... and secretly objected so that he could have his chance to woo the missus ...

amonkie is afraid of ice-cream trucks. Pity.

kramus once took out a pack of slavering kids just to be first to get an ice-cream bomb.

fre hasn't washed his sleeper jammies since february...

Uncle Phil has winnie the pooh sleeper jammies that he washes everday so he can wear 'em that night. He has done this since he was 7.