Sharon can almost never be found squirming under Charlatan's bed at night.

mixedmedia, on the other hand... ;)

mysharona once kissed a frog to see if it was true...

uncle phil reconsiders the nature of truth every day.

OCM has a large selection of odd socks.

At first it was a matter of swiping them from laundromats. He would sit and watch people fold their laundry and he'd be amused when they would scratch their heads upon discovering that they were missing a sock.

It escalated to breaking into people's house to swipe their socks, just one sock mind you!

Lately he hasn't been as adventurous and just buys odd sock in large batches from eBay.

Charlatan can swallow things larger than his head.

Giant Hamburger once swallowed an entire mobile home, and the family living in it.

SirLance is really a lactose intolerant transsexual nazi eskimo who dresses up in leather and loves whips and chains.

You forgot the high heels.

LS once blew Forty Dollars at the blackjack table in Vegas.

Boy, was Mr. Dollars suprised...

SirLance was the dealer that night in his/her dominatrix outfit.

That really is just a gun in 777's pocket, only he is not happy to see you, he came here to kill you, but he is a cowardly hitman, and he is too ashamed to mention that the gun in his pocket is really only a water gun because they took away his actual issued pistol after he accidentally shot everyone at the PokeyOak's Assisted Living Home, believing all the seniors there to be involved in a ring of Columbian drug cartels.
He was horrilbly wrong, and now he is pissed off with water trickling down his pants.

Jetstream is in disguise. Former disguises include flying around in the midst of diamonds under the nickname "Lucy".

Sharon goes by the nickname "Scarin'" Sharon after the night she found a note on her pillow saying, "I will come to you on the second night of the second month in the second hour of the A.M. under the full moon, dressed in nothing but cheese, onions, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes. (maybe a few condiments, as well)
Be ready for the devouring."

signed, "yours in mastication,
Giant Hamburger"

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Sharon was exposed to a gastronomic night of delightful terror that to this day makes her back twitch with remembered pleasure-pain.

Her story made the headlines of "Hamburger Happenings" in the food section of the Times.

Fremen can read.





(just not Dune)

Charlatan can read minds, but only between the hours of noon and 12:01pm.

SirLance likes to touch himself when no one is looking. Actually, he likes to touch himself even more when someone is...

Sharon's favorite song is "Amazing Grace".

ourcrazymodern does not belong to us, is reasonably sane, and decidely antiquated.

doodlebird is really a poodle cat.

after mysharona kissed the aforementioned frog, purple rain fell...

unclephil despises all novelty jukeboxes.

Jetstream loves boiled broccoli.

Laugh-O-Matic has sexual fantasies about brussels sprouts!

(Shoot! I have those; the flavor!)

SirLance has made passes at people he didn't actually want.

Ourcrazymodern? has made passes at non-people! Worrying.

(is it wrong that I also have fantasies about brussel sprouts? Especially frozen ones?!)

Sharon makes more sense than she wants to.

Ourcrazymodern? once shot a man just to watch him die ...I could be confusing you with Johnny Cash, mind.

Blue_eyes actually has no eyes, but the reference still stands.

Her are blue. ;)

haha

mmmkay, to the best of my utter lack of knowledge, even when the insane Jetstream is being incredibly immature, has the ability to sound amazingly mature. :)

Blue eyes enjoys anal activities... but not sex. She just loves doing a #2. :D

lmao!!! (did I mention I love you yet today?)

Sharon is a social worker.

OCM? likes to dress up in spandex and run through peoples yards, sprinking pixie dust and singing "Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la!"

(Yeah, but guess where the dust comes from.)

SirLance refuses to expose himself.

OCM exposes himself and refuses to put his clothing back on.

And???

Sharon used to step on cracks...

OCM is a chick.



that's it.

Fly jumps out of Bday cakes in a g-string on Sundays :D

blue_eyes secretly goes by the nickname "Bday cakes".

Sharon has a birthmark in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev on her head.

actually it's pantyhose.........:thumbsup:






Charlie loves to play with jello.