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Fly can't distinguish sexes.
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but ocm? doesn't really care coz at the drop of a dime he swings anywhich way.
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Blue_eyes doesn't have blue eyes, they're actually a freaky red colour, assumed to be blue in the dark.
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Despite the name, Laugh-O-Matic is secretly a miserable bastard.
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I love Sharon, but she rejects me.
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Sharon knows that OCM is really a transgendered fruit bat, which is one of many reasons she prefers SirLance!
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Heh, we'll have a long, hard talk if you overcome your fear of flying.
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OCM? is actually a sane person living in the 1790's.
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Laugh-O-Matic thinks there are time warps.
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Quote:
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SL, still wearin' that old pair of hopalong cassidy socks?
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SirLance isn't... but uncle phil is.
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Sharon had a dream the other night in which she wasn't the wittiest person in the room and woke up screaming.
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OCM? had a dream too. But it involved him hopping around in a flowered apron baking apple pies and singin' to songs from the 40's, and hence, not really worth much thought.
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L-O-M emulates the tar baby...
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Uncle Phil thinks he has a gun in each hand. And wears clothes.
Wrong! :D |
Blue eyes is really Sylvester the Cat in disguise.
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SirLance is addicted to chihuahuas.
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Is not helping me out in "predict"....
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When he's not changing his diapers, Zooksport collects yoyos, gum and boogers.
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blue_eyes wears tinted contacts...
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Uncle Phil puts lifts in his shoes.
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777 puts socks in his pants. :D
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Sharon does not...... hehehehehe
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Zooksport2's chip on his shoulder is actually very small.
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OI! stop spreading rumours!!!
OCM loves poetry... sort of |
Zooksport2 loves OCM?... sort of
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Eeeraq is so upright it's impossible to tip him over.
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OCM spends his Friday nights picking fights at the Dairy Queen. His favourite method of pissing people off is stealing peanuts from their Peanut Buster Parfait and saying, "I just LOOOOOVE peanuts!"
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Charlatan sleeps in a tub full of grapes.
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Sharon, on the other hand, sleeps in the horses' stable. None of the horses feel safe going near her.
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L-O-M has a pet bat in his belfry...
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(Why was I told I should boycott this thread?)
uncle phil likes bats. |
OCM? was the one who finally killed Kenny.
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I no have penis, I have vageen. |
LOM how many times have I told you? It's the red underwear and cape...doesn't fool anybody, but I KNOW it's not your fault. ;)
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blue_eyes eyes are actually violet.
(wait - that belonged in "say something nice...") |
OCM? loves trees. He speaks to them regularly and gets turned on by their phallic shape.
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When L-O-M walks through the woods there are penises everywhere.
(I like bushes, too) |
When OCM? walks through the woods, however, 'trees' fall...
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That's only because I'm not as good as a conservationist as I would be.
And it's like a hobby for the sons. Laugh-O-Matic is empathic. |
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