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BadNick 03-03-2008 06:44 AM

fly, on the other hand ...actually not on his hand, likes cock rings

Ourcrazymodern? 03-03-2008 07:07 AM

BadNick makes sense in Nonsense.

ring 03-03-2008 10:25 AM

Ourcrazymodern? does not need a recipe.

uncle phil 03-04-2008 04:41 AM

ring has no more secrets; what you see is what you get...she's all there...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-16-2008 09:00 AM

uncle phil won't play with me, anymore, either.

Fly 03-16-2008 09:20 AM

OCM wants phil to play with him.....

Ourcrazymodern? 03-16-2008 04:52 PM

Fly can't help but blurt out the truth...when it serves his purposes. This is one of the reasons I love him.

ring 03-16-2008 05:17 PM

Ourcrazymodern?......floats....when he swims....

uncle phil 03-18-2008 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
ring has no more secrets; what you see is what you get...she's all there...

:)

jewels 03-18-2008 03:17 AM

Uncle Phil is really the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-18-2008 07:55 AM

jewels sparkles.

ring 03-18-2008 12:12 PM

Ourcrazymodern's? ...bloom..will never be off the rose.

Grasshopper Green 03-20-2008 07:41 PM

ring still writes her name on the inside of her coat, snowboots, and mittens...just like everyone did in kindergarten.

Fly 03-21-2008 03:32 AM

Medusa likes to play with snakes.....

jewels 03-21-2008 03:54 AM

Fly has been known to swat others of his species.

uncle phil 03-21-2008 04:28 AM

jewels really didn't want to sleep in this morning...

ring 03-21-2008 10:49 AM

uncle phil, would've and could've (and has,) saved Marilyn.

Grasshopper Green 03-21-2008 08:59 PM

ring counterfeits Monopoly money and then tries to buy Avon with it...

Charlatan 03-26-2008 06:47 PM

Medusa longs to sit on the knee of Abe Lincoln's memorial and sing the Velvet Underground's, "I'm Sticking With You".

jewels 03-27-2008 12:14 AM

Charlatan is aptly named. He's a total phony and looks nothing like Donald Sutherland or any funny bird. Truth is, his name is Dennis Weaver, he's a yellow-bellied crossdresser and he can't drive worth shit.

SSJTWIZTA 03-27-2008 01:56 AM

she says she hates spit, but secretly theres a fetish...a very gross spit fetish.

Charlatan 03-27-2008 05:37 PM

SSJTWIZTA is actually a 40-year-old accountant in DesMoines.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-28-2008 07:17 AM

Charlatan forced me to love him, and I won't be pressing charges.

Fly 03-28-2008 11:24 AM

OCM is a poet....and don't even know it.....

uncle phil 03-28-2008 11:53 AM

fly...hehehe...fly...hehe...fly...(i just can't...)

/me falls off chair...

Fly 03-28-2008 02:38 PM

phil just can't follow through..............


c'mon phil........do it!!!!!

SSJTWIZTA 03-28-2008 09:18 PM

in all actuality, fly hates marijuana.

Charlatan 03-28-2008 10:04 PM

ssjtwizta hates punk and loves Barry Manilow... but just likes to play along 'cause the only people he's been able to find that will actually hang out with him are Punks and Emos... and we know how he feels about Emo.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-29-2008 02:31 PM

Charlatan can't choose his colors without using emotion.

SSJTWIZTA 03-29-2008 07:30 PM

Thats not just a random spider! its OCM!

he was involved in a freak mutation accident involving highly experimental teleportation machines.

(original, huh?)

Ourcrazymodern? 03-29-2008 08:43 PM

SSJTWIZTA knows where he's coming from.

Charlatan 03-29-2008 09:28 PM

OCM can bend his thumbs in weird angles. This isn't the secret though. The secret is that he had elective surgery so he could do this.

SSJTWIZTA 03-29-2008 11:15 PM

Charlatans avatar is of himself, is disbelief that anyone would have the balls to call him "a punk-assed bitch"

Fly 03-30-2008 01:06 AM

SS dresses secretly like a "punk-assed bitch" in women's clothing........


pink clothing too............

paddyjoe 03-30-2008 05:16 AM

it's really no secret that the flyman has always preferred his pantyhose to be of the crotchless variety.......

ring 03-30-2008 06:52 AM

The reflection off of paddyjoe's left spectacle lens....
blinds mean people from speaking....

uncle phil 03-30-2008 12:06 PM

ring has a pair of tan shoes and pink showlaces, just like mine...

paddyjoe 03-31-2008 03:25 AM

uncle phil once considered marrying his 3-iron, but finally decided they should just remain good, umm, 'friends'

uncle phil 03-31-2008 10:56 AM

pj eagerly awaits the wrath of the 3-iron...

jewels 04-16-2008 05:29 AM

When Uncle Phil says he's golfing, he's really talking about miniature golf. Shhhh!


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