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fly, on the other hand ...actually not on his hand, likes cock rings
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BadNick makes sense in Nonsense.
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Ourcrazymodern? does not need a recipe.
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ring has no more secrets; what you see is what you get...she's all there...
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uncle phil won't play with me, anymore, either.
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OCM wants phil to play with him.....
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Fly can't help but blurt out the truth...when it serves his purposes. This is one of the reasons I love him.
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Ourcrazymodern?......floats....when he swims....
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Uncle Phil is really the Man from U.N.C.L.E.
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jewels sparkles.
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Ourcrazymodern's? ...bloom..will never be off the rose.
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ring still writes her name on the inside of her coat, snowboots, and mittens...just like everyone did in kindergarten.
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Medusa likes to play with snakes.....
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Fly has been known to swat others of his species.
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jewels really didn't want to sleep in this morning...
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uncle phil, would've and could've (and has,) saved Marilyn.
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ring counterfeits Monopoly money and then tries to buy Avon with it...
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Medusa longs to sit on the knee of Abe Lincoln's memorial and sing the Velvet Underground's, "I'm Sticking With You".
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Charlatan is aptly named. He's a total phony and looks nothing like Donald Sutherland or any funny bird. Truth is, his name is Dennis Weaver, he's a yellow-bellied crossdresser and he can't drive worth shit.
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she says she hates spit, but secretly theres a fetish...a very gross spit fetish.
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SSJTWIZTA is actually a 40-year-old accountant in DesMoines.
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Charlatan forced me to love him, and I won't be pressing charges.
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OCM is a poet....and don't even know it.....
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fly...hehehe...fly...hehe...fly...(i just can't...)
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phil just can't follow through..............
c'mon phil........do it!!!!! |
in all actuality, fly hates marijuana.
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ssjtwizta hates punk and loves Barry Manilow... but just likes to play along 'cause the only people he's been able to find that will actually hang out with him are Punks and Emos... and we know how he feels about Emo.
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Charlatan can't choose his colors without using emotion.
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Thats not just a random spider! its OCM!
he was involved in a freak mutation accident involving highly experimental teleportation machines. (original, huh?) |
SSJTWIZTA knows where he's coming from.
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OCM can bend his thumbs in weird angles. This isn't the secret though. The secret is that he had elective surgery so he could do this.
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Charlatans avatar is of himself, is disbelief that anyone would have the balls to call him "a punk-assed bitch"
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SS dresses secretly like a "punk-assed bitch" in women's clothing........
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it's really no secret that the flyman has always preferred his pantyhose to be of the crotchless variety.......
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The reflection off of paddyjoe's left spectacle lens....
blinds mean people from speaking.... |
ring has a pair of tan shoes and pink showlaces, just like mine...
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uncle phil once considered marrying his 3-iron, but finally decided they should just remain good, umm, 'friends'
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pj eagerly awaits the wrath of the 3-iron...
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When Uncle Phil says he's golfing, he's really talking about miniature golf. Shhhh!
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