Mixedmedia has been experimenting in body painting. She started with coating her breasts with paint, and leaving an impression on the canvas, to completely soaking her entire body in many colors, and flinging herself into her art.

777 has unusually large hands. He tries to hide them by wearing unusually large suits. Unfortunately it makes his head look large. So he wears a lot of hats to compensate.

Charlatan on the other hand has a large glove and a large hat, suggesting that he is generally "large". And although size matters, Charlatan has kept his 'size' a well-kept secret...

As Sharon sensuously stroked her amazingly hairless ass the other night (driving tfpers crazy) she discovered it wasn't intact.

Ocm? ain't right...

Agreed, and a public apology.

uncle phil harbors a strange fear of Prince, or whatever he's called this year.

OCM is Prince.

Sharon likes to sit for days and stare at the wall. When asked why all she as to say about it is, "I love my wall."

Her parents think she just a little weird but they love her anyway.

Sweating in the tropics, Charlatan has reconsidered the meanings of his "bad" dreams; sometimes they feel so GOOD!

OCM? Is NOT Prince. OCM? is Carl Jung's great great grandson, Nottingham Wilbert Jung.

Yes indeedy, ladies and gents, OCM is Not Wil Jung....

Sir Lance once took hallucinogens with some natives in Bora Bora and he has yet to figure out why he woke up with a squid in his underwear.

the mixed one has a kilt in her closet for those "special" occasions...

Thrice daily...

Ocm? once beat a Canadian toker on the ass at a roofer's convention.

Fremen is actually the most sensitive cow-tipper in Texas. He lays a mattress down so the cows don't hurt themselves when they fall.

........then joe comes along and has his way with the cows.


freak



*and Fre......who might you be refering too?*

Fly had a secret marriage when he was 14 to a Danish contortionist who worked in a sideshow. They lived blissfully in her carnival trailer for a short while until one deep, dark night his parents whisked him away without his even having an opportunity to say farewell to his demanding yet flexible lover. Now, even years later, he is still aroused whenever he sees posable action figures and Gumby dolls.

mixedmedia wears prada

OCM's big secret is that he is not human

Charlatan has volumes of detailed maturbation journals that he has kept since he was a child.

mixedmedia has been rummaging through my journals.

Charlatan's journals might have masturbation reminiscences in them, but they also contain flowers and butterflies.

Flowers and butterflies are OCM?'s favorite sexual fantasies...

And?

SirLance likes making stuff up but won't hop a plane because he's afraid of flying.

OCM hosts elaborate orgies at his house where he has sex with all the guests. But he only ever invites domesticated animals.

Teacher, teacher, I declare, I saw Sharon's underwear!

Sharon, what's with the boxer shorts?

Sir Lance enjoys rolling naked in the hay. By himself.

He likes the way it prickles his flesh.

charlie sleeps with two empty tin cans...covered with two layers of flannel...and bound together with two-sided tape...

phil likes silly love songs............and he digs Elton too.

fly likes to cover his bed in gummi bears and roll naked in them. He never eats them but he does offer them out to guests as a treat.

Charlatan has a special gummi-bear mold, that strongly resembles his first grade teacher...

SirLance is really a ninja from China

Amonkie 是一樣華美像Garbo! 牌子門羅看起來像狒狒!

But, she would never let on.

SirLance has yet to give me anything long and hard, even with the Chinese language pack. (What the hell was that supposed to mean, anyway?)

Amonkie is more sultry than Garbo, and makes Monroe look like a beast.

OCM loves things long & hard!

(SIR! You have to make something up that nobody knows yet!)

SirLance was looking out his window the other night and thought he saw a fairy. When he went out to investigate he discovered his neighbor, putting up listening equipment, and as quiet as a mouse he snuck back inside. The very idea of being heard made him...very excited.

crazymod makes a mean plate of pasta.
If you don't eat it all, it kicks your ass.

Fremen has a recurring dream about tying Simon Cowell to a chair and force-feeding him pasta until he actually turns into a pasta noodle and is eaten by Dom DeLuise with a nice vodka sauce.

mixedmedia has a secret dream of owning a penis, and violently boning all the men who have ever done her wrong.

Sharon "owns" a penis, but isn't as satisfied with it as she thought she'd be.