OCM tried to make a love toy out of the snow, and it hurt soooo goooood!

Tried and succeeded. Of course, it had to melt a bit.

SirLance, his knees having turned to water, realized he could not, after all, board the plane. There followed minimal blushing and a bit of clean-up.

Crazymod reads Better Homes & Gardens hidden inside Playboy magazines.

Fremen doesn't know how to read...........



*but them pics are damn fine eh buddy?*

Fly's all out in the open.

ourcrazymodern? 's deepest darkest secret is that s/he has six toes and four nipples, and enjoys showing them off by streaking through disneyland after infiltrating it in a daffy duck costume. poor children...

You miscounted my nipples.

yelizaveta sometimes thinks about the nature of the universe.

OCM?'s favorite color is ultraviolet.

SirLance's favorite color is infrared.

trip-7s won a poker game once in the seventh grade...for three (3) matches...

phil.



on a good day...........pulls "IT" off in three strokes.

fly couldn't pull it off in three strokes on a dare...

his ELP has crawled all the way here again.

Ourcrazymodern? has wasted most of his life in this thread. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?p=2222744

(Does that mean I can expire soon?)

MexicanOnABike has been pedalling continuously, not realizing his chain was broken.

Ourcrazymodern? digests his food outside his body.

GHBurger's darkest secret and fear.
 

There's Nothing Quite Like Giant Hamburger,
who lets you Have It Your Way because
he says he Loves To See You Smile,
but the truth is that What You Crave
is to Enjoy More. Got The Urge?

Well, Come On Home whilst you
Fuel Your Fire with a Bigger! Better! King,
Me! Wake Up With The King and
You'll Enjoy The Difference.
Ya Gotta Eat! and with me,
you will finally receive the Things That Make You Go 'Hmm'.
Oh Yeah. It Takes Two Hands To Handle A Whopper.

You will Love This Place for the simple reason
that What You Want Is What You Get.
We Do It Like You'd Do It! Every Time A Good Time.
It's Always Something Special when You Know It's Right... It's Wong.

It's Better Here.

Jetstream wants to be smaller

OCM wants to be... uh... bigger

But that might hurt, Sharon.

Her plane ticket expiring, and the airport too far away, Sharon lapsed back into herself and enjoyed it.

Ourcrazymodern? is an Amway distributor.

And Poppinjay is his pimp, yo.

And Sharon is their biggest customer!

and sirlance drives a pink cadillac...

but uncle phil drinks diet coke... through a twirly straw... in his best dress... on Thursdays.

Jetstream appears in my dreams and assists me.

Ourcrazymodern? gnaws baldspots on potential mates.

Giant Hamburger has an astranged borther, Giant Spamburger. The haven't said a word to one another in over 30 years.

777 is the World's absolute authority on the care and cleaning of dirty old beavers.

Better bring your wood, 7.

Fremen rhymes with semen, and for good reason.

Sharon steams her vegetables in an exposed vent of an angry volcano god.

Giant Hamburger is the favorite to replace Alberto Gonzales as U.S. Attorney General. He has vowed to immediately repeal all anit-porn laws.

SirLance is eagerly awaiting the repeal of all anti-porn laws, because he has a taste for a particularly "niche" type...

Sharon's "niche" is "sparkle".

OCM, I am your great great grandson from a bleak and hopeless future.
With great risk I have traveled through time to warn you.
You will be the catalyst to a destruction heretofore unimagined.
You must never say "no" to mayonaise
or mustard, the story is unclear with that critical detail.
It is of the utmost importance that you heed my warning.
You are our only hope.

the name "Giant Hamburger" actually comes from unscrambling the letters in "Anti-G Hamburger" which of course is short for "Anti-Gravity Hamburger".
so not only is He of abnormal size, but he is also edible in a 0 G atmosphere. thus his "love" for all things intergalactic... and his "thing" for all love intergalactic.

Doodlebird is not actually as cute she appears to be.

In actuality, doodlebird is a fake, but is in fact merely three iguanas inside a suit that is made to look like a cute drawing of a merry bird. What a twist, wouldn't you say?

Jetstream is actually a Bonsai Kitten (remember those?). He was a tiger cub who was raised in a bunny-shaped mold... which broke one day as he grew too big, and he is now bunny-shaped.

Sharon keeps a large bucket full of worms under her bed.

It's nothing kinky. She just likes to listen to them squirm. It helps her sleep.

Charlatan keeps a large bucket full of women under his bed.

It's nothing kinky (sorry, I meant it's very kinky). He really likes to listen to them squirm. It helps him sleep.