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I bowl in the Paul Bunyan Invitational almost every year.
PB&J's are better. Unclephil will NOT go into a building that has a thirteenth floor, that is named as such. |
would you?
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...who's profitting off this research? Oh, wait, I have to go to tilted paranoia... (Yes, sir, why not?)
I am not privy to any of up's remaining secrets, sorry, but here's a guess: Last Wednesday night, on his way home from work, he ran over someone's cat: instant regret followed by a lingering satisfaction. |
hehe...
that wasn't me; that was YOU!!! |
It's as you say...damnit!
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Ourcrazymodern secretly smuggles water out of swimming pools in every town he visits. Well am I right?
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Sharon share alike, they call her...
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Sir Lance just called his boss a poopyhead.
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mixedmedia is secretly... only one media! Horror!
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For revealing my most desperately held secret, Sharon must now die. :lol:
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
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Sharon both fears and hopes that she'll soon be insane.
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OCM? can't remember what it's like to be sane. The tree still owes him some ice cream because of the business contract they made with the moon.
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777 is worried that OCM might not believe him - because the truth is that he was the "tree" who made him sign the lunar contract...
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(I see you're now insane! Yay!)
Sharon arranges her life around the phases of the moon. |
I have to, it was part of the terms of my business contract with it. And besides, most women have to arrange or schedule their lives to some degree around a time period similar to that of the lunar cycle. :LOL:
"Ourcrazymodern?" is actually "Theirsaneantique!" but is going under a pen name. |
Sharon wanted to trip the light fantastic but she settled for bowling.
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mixed has legs that go all the way up and make an ass outta her.
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Fly doesn't want the world to know that actually... he DIDN'T fucking change it.
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sharon once rode "one trick pony..."
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Uncle Phil has been through the desert on a horse with no name.
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mixedmedia was actually the nameless horse in question.
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..stone...
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Uncle Phil is stoned.
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maybe, but what if?
Sharon wants very little, but can't get it to her satisfaction. |
...and ourcrazymodern? is not stoned. :eek: :lol:
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(Not today. Damnit)
mixedmedia once created an artwork entitled "Jello, pudding, pudding". When it didn't turn out as she wished, she ate it. |
Ourcrazymodern is known in certain circles as "Skidmark". To lessen the blow, he tries to trendify it: "Skidmarq"
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sharon don't need no lubrication
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Fly did, on our last encounter. He's a little "uptight". ;)
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(Tight = good)
Sharon prefers making sense. |
Ourcrazymodern prefers not making sense.
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...& relatively soon I'll be there.
Sharon still has the baby-doll that she loved as a little girl. |
I do!! I have quite a few soft toys from my younger days.
Ourcrazymodern has a secret, elaborate set of "Off-The-Wayside" toys that he keeps under his bed for, ummm, helping him get to sleep at night. |
...truly sleeping might be beneficial...
Sharon has a cab waiting for me. |
Ourcrazymodern has a cab waiting for him.
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:lol: stop! :lol: (I've never taken a cab in my life)
Sharon glows in the dark without trying: This is why she doesn't go out at night. |
Ourcrazymodern stalks glow-in-the-dark people.
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Well, they're easy to find! (Will you have breakfast ready when I get there?)
Sharon hides her fear. |
shoot, ocm? just hides...
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