OCM uses an online translator service, he doesn't actually know Spanish.

It came from a phrase book for tourists...

Sharon espera que me quite la ropa.:lol:

Have a hayday!
(See, I don't even know english! heh)

OCM hopes that it clears the clothes to him. Whatever the hell that means.

guess you gotta duck when you run under the clothsline...

Lol.

Uncle Phil wishes he looked like his avatar.

Sharon has an obsession with Strawberry Shortcake. Not the cake... the doll.

She has wallpaper, dolls and furniture all in in a Strawberry Shortcake theme... she just can't get enough of the little doll. Sadly here scratch and sniff underware no longer smell like Strawberries. This doesn't stop her from accosting strangers and asking them to smell her panties.

Charlatan actually enjoys devouring those edible underwear.

ocm? just gave away his own closely guarded secret lust for edible panties as Charlatan didn't say anything about edible panties. :D

mixedmedia only wears edible panties.

Everything Sharon wears is edible. This is because it is made of pampas grass. We feed her clothes to Bob. Quicker than doing laundry.

As a teenager, SirLance monitored the growth of his penis and graphed it.

Ourcrazymodern did the same... unfortunately the graph peaked sooner than he wanted. :D

() ...later
Sharona's mouth got washed out with soap so often as a child that she can still taste it.

OCM keeps a jar of his urine beside his bed. It isn't that he is too lazy to get up and go to the toilet. He actually filled the jar in the bathroom.

No, the jar is there because he just likes the look of it.

Charlatan is afraid to tell you how he knows about OCM's urine jar...

...because Sharon will kick his ass. :lol:

Dang I've been busted. mixedmedia doesn't want to tell you whose urine it really is...

Busted?:lol: Is this another "sexist issue"?

Sharon is still playing house in her mind.:thumbsup:

ocm? likes to play mind in his house. :crazy:

(just as if I have a mind!)

mixedmedia wears clip-on earrings.

Ourcrazymodern wears a clip-on. Well, it is more like a strap-on...

Sharon has a snakeskin strap-on collections.

777 has enjoyed my strap-on collection.

Sharon's not as mean as she could be.

Ourcrazymodern? wants Sharon to be meaner to him while wearing a leather catsuit for.....personal reasons.

mixedmodern forgot to add "stockings" to that list and feels really silly about it.

:lol: Sharon likes her garter belts.

Especially on OCM.

Sharon!! (sorry, had an Ozzy moment)

Sharon once spotted a duck dickering with a Dick on a dock, over a clock, that then went on to play in the bay of Mandalay, all the rest of the day.


/stops immulating Suess

Fremen once dallied with his dick in a duck, fingering its feathers cos he fancied a fuck. ;)

Sharon's favorite waterfowl are the larger ones: geese, swans, and especially pelicans.

A bird with a good beak is like a speculum.

Ourcrazymodern likes making a hole in soft fruit to, errrr, extract the juices.

mysharona has become attached to specula that have spent some time in the refrigerator...

Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle.

...What are the odds against that?

Sharon always plays by the rules.

Why thank you dear. OCM loves to be dominated and forced to lick the nipples of pregnant women.

mysharona wishes she were pregnant...

uncle phil wouldn't think so if it was his child

(I have seriously loved licking the nipples of a pregnant woman.)
(At least while they're pregnant they can't get that way again!)
(And now, a pregnant pause.......)

Sharon is really Jesus, come again.

Another bad thought;
Automerged, double-posted,
she might be evil.