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OCM's pajamas...don't fit.
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ItWasMe keeps chocolate bars in all her drawers, and in every room to keep her cravings at bay.
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How did ya know that?
777 secretly desires a pet striped bunny all his own. |
ItWasMe is actually one of Queen Elizabeth's pet corgies. He found TFP while searching for doggie porn. Man, do they spoil those pups!
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C'mon! Tell me I'm a bad dog. Please! I'm begging you.
SirLance is not an authoritative master. |
Ourcrazymodern? really is a bad dog. This one time, at bad dog camp...
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only one time?
by himself? shame on you, lankrypt0... |
uncle phil has no nephews or nieces.
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Sharon has a secret ambition to write a children's book, so that she may lure the kids into her oven for supper.
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777...really only has 8.
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ItWasMe was a quality control inspector for a whoopie cushion factory.
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Tri-7 smokes salmon after sex.
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fre wore the seat out of his sleeper jammies...(sbds turned deadlier than he thought...)
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...only 'cuz he had a lighter...
uncle phil has blown my skirt up, several times. |
OCM wears a skirt. Sometimes with nothing else underneath (!)
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yes, but only while bowling.
Sharon wishes she'd used that plane ticket. |
OCM? counterfits coupons for free sundaes.
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777 spent the last 5 years secretly tracking OCM's counterfit coupons.
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Luciian wants to spend a winter up north...
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Uncle Phil is really Marilyn Manroe, after a bit of surgery...
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Ishmal has never admitted to a "typo..."
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Uncle Phil is really an anagram for Lech Lupin, who is often seen on Dateline's "catch a predator" specials....
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SirLance in not really knighted at all...
He just changed his name at the licencing offices, like Sir John Hargrave. |
Ishmal is really just an anagram for "lamish"... which suggests he's kind of lame... or "l'amish" which sounds like a posh description for someone who shouldn't really be using a computer.
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Sharon isn't really a waitress...she's a secret agent.
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ItWasMe is a chronic abuser of cheese in grocery stores.
When asked why she did what she did, she replied, "It felt Gouda to me!" /hides |
when Fre is feeling rebelious.........he sits on the right side of his couch.
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Fly is the tiddly-wink champion of Lake Placid.
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SirLance is actually a totem pole.
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Bashmeol watches Barney.
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itwasn'tme still has her "barbie-doll" collection downstairs in a trunk...
every couple of weeks, she'll sneak down and play house with them when she thinks no one is around... |
Uncle Phil has a doll collection too, they are life-sized and anatomically correct...
.. GI Joe's.... |
SL still has his original "tube" of tinker toys and he has used the fact that he builds a different structure every day with them on his numerous applications to engineering school...
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when phil is tellin' his stories of his golf games(usually at Moe's)..........he's actually got his sorry ass on his couch,watchin' the golf channel..................he puts all the players names in a hat(i know...fucked up eh?)........pulls a name out......and whatever score buddy has,phil goes to Moe's and yaps all about his great day on the links.
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Already picked on uncle phil...so...
Fly reads romance novels. And cries at the happy endings. |
Itwasme is really a talking frog...
...um, i guess thats a typing frog! |
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Phil tried to use his captain's bars as a belt buckle once, but he just couldn't make it work....
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SirLance was once on a tv show...long long ago. With a short man with oily dark hair...and two girls named Laverne and Shirley.
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