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Sharon 02-04-2007 04:25 AM

OCM's avatar (the bathtub filled with soapy suds) is hiding a body...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-04-2007 01:40 PM

Soapsuds can do that.

Share alike actually likes sensations that make her squeal like a pig.

Sharon 02-04-2007 01:44 PM

I don't think that's actually a secret - I love anything that makes me squeal!

OCM is stalking SirLance... in fact that's why he's around here so much.

SirLance 02-04-2007 03:13 PM

Someone protect me! Where's Jack Bauer?

Sharon & Bob ran off to St. Lucia. I really miss that Bob...

777 02-04-2007 10:24 PM

I got your Jack right here: http://www.myspace.com/ctufieldagent

SirLance wants all the Girls with Guns 2007 calanders he can find.

Sharon 02-05-2007 04:20 AM

777 is the true number of the beast... but he was so evil that Satan had to settle for 666.

uncle phil 02-05-2007 01:43 PM

mysharona can place both elbows behind her ears...one at a time, of course...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-05-2007 03:49 PM

uncle phil only minces words when he feels like it, and not always then.

777 02-05-2007 11:26 PM

OCM? has a shrine to Elvis in his den, which is refered to as, "The King's Castle".

SirLance 02-06-2007 05:15 AM

7*3 is jealous because OCM?'s Elvis shrine beats his Pete Best shrine hands down.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2007 03:38 PM

All hail the king!

SirLance's "penis issues" are "grounded" in fantasy instead of reality.

Sharon 02-06-2007 06:06 PM

Ourcrazymodern can break a wine glass simply by singing a high note.

And smashing it with a hammer.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2007 07:38 PM

Well? (The penis issue thing was supposed be a joke...)

Sharon possesses tickets to Winnipeg.

SirLance 02-07-2007 08:02 AM

OCM? is intimately familiar with what SL's penis issues!

There! Gotcha!

Sharon 02-07-2007 08:29 AM

You don't even want to know about the stuff that SirLance's penis issues.

uncle phil 02-07-2007 05:41 PM

mysharona has a "knack" for the unknown...

Sharon 02-07-2007 06:17 PM

Uncle Fill has actually had his phil of this game.

mixedmedia 02-07-2007 09:08 PM

When Sharon is feeling upset eats shelled sunflower seeds one by one like a little chipmunk. She's still working on the bag she bought three years ago.

Sharon 02-08-2007 03:38 AM

Yes that bag frustrates me, no matter what I do there just seems to be more sunflower seeds.

Unbeknownst to me of course, mixedmedia is sneakily filling the bag up when I'm mnot looking... l'il bitch! ;)

<-- actually grateful for the free sunflower seeds!

Charlatan 02-08-2007 05:46 AM

Sharon keeps marshmallow in her armpits throughout the day. She likes her marshmallows warmed through but not toasted before she consumes them.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-08-2007 04:24 PM

(& I thought she could actually toast them there.)

Charlatan is just giving points and not actually keeping a total.

uncle phil 02-08-2007 05:23 PM

by some quirk of fate, OCM? could be right...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-08-2007 06:09 PM

There is no way, I'm never right.

Lady Sage 02-08-2007 06:14 PM

OCM is neither crazy nor modern. OCM is actually quite sane and lives in a quaint house in victorian splendor while maintaining the daily ritual of noon tea and crumpets.

Sharon 02-08-2007 06:38 PM

Lady Sage is actually a demoness that lives in that cat with blue-green eyes. She possesses the body of a woman in order to enchant Pan.

Fremen 02-09-2007 12:42 AM

Sharon rides around in one of those electric shopping carts just to piss off the old people that have handicapped stickers and take the best parking spaces.

How do they get inside the stores if they use the store's carts???

777 02-09-2007 08:22 AM

Fremen has 500 sets of hats in his closet.

Bill O'Rights 02-09-2007 09:06 AM

777 is currently taking the exam, for the 17th time, to obtain his "00" status.
Good luck 777. This time for sure, man.

paddyjoe 02-09-2007 10:44 AM

Billy figures he should live in Omaha because, umm, well, somebody has to!

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 12:55 PM

paddyjoe has the ability to become semi-transparent, but only when nobody's watching.

uncle phil 02-09-2007 01:36 PM

OCM? has a pink mohawk...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-09-2007 04:58 PM

only on the perineum.

(HEH) uncle phil knows I'm camped on his stoop and he won't answer the door.

Giant Hamburger 02-09-2007 08:16 PM

Ourcrazymodern? has a head in a bag that tells him when to add more ice.

SirLance 02-09-2007 09:29 PM

The bag... or the head?

Giant Hamburger refuses to buy lingerie that could be used to strangle him in his sleep.

Sharon 02-10-2007 06:55 AM

SirLance only buys lingerie that could be used to strangle him in his sleep.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-10-2007 02:24 PM

Sharon's got tickets to Winnepeg and suitable lingerie on the way(UPS).

Sharon 02-10-2007 07:16 PM

Ourcrazymodern is starting to creep me out with this Winnipeg shit. What the hell is in Winnipeg anyway?!

jbw97361 02-10-2007 07:27 PM

Sharon stood me up at prom for the high school quarterback

Charlatan 02-10-2007 08:34 PM

By coincidence, JBW has that quarterback's head in a bag. It let's him know when to add more ice.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-11-2007 08:01 AM

(an extravagantly lovely young man)

Opportunities in Singapore bore Charlatan.


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