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*I* am your father.
Phil, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your swing. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined handicaps, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the links. |
Giant Hamburger is not really beef, but a tantalizing venison-lamb blend....
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Midnight is so named because if you feed her after midnight she turns into a gremlin. Not just any gremlin, however, a singing and dancing gremlin. She dresses herself in a pair of bibbies over a ruffly shirt and sings the lollipop give song from the Wizard of Oz.
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Did you see Men in Black? You know that jewelry store owner that has "The Galaxy" on his cat's collar, and when they have him in the morgue and his face opens up and its really this little tiny alien sitting in the guys head moving him around like a robot? well..... *points at Lady Sage's Avatar & whispers "shes in there"*
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Midnight has a penchant for eating capers whilst naked in the rain (on it's own this is not a bad thing but she really only likes to do on the lawn at City Hall).
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Charlatan is in the midst of his one man show of Harry S Truman paying homage to Hal Holbrook.
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Renaissance wears contacts "AND" glasses at the same time.
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Fly finally showed up for the anti-war protest, only to discover that we left Vietnam in 1975...
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SirLance has never had a bad dream.
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OCMs avatar is actually OCMs real picture.
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If you could see UV...
Lady Sage pretends that bugs have computer access. Can't damn her for that! |
Ourcrazy spends his weekends working on his elocution.
Unfortunately, he misunderstood and bought wiresnippers and copper wire. :D |
How did you know that?
Fremen's connection to the universe is intact, having taken spice for the last 150 years. |
OCM has a son who could quite possibly be the most intelligent person in the world, and is also handsome and funny.
Now thats a deep dark secret! |
I can't deny that one.
Eeeraq makes joyful noises everywhere he goes. His fellow human beings often look at him oddly. |
OCM likes to press flowers.
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charlie hangs upside-down from the rafters at least once a week...
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Uncle Phil has been caught driving without a licentious.
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ring listens to late 50s do-wop music...(not that that's a bad thing...)
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Uncle phil has his finger on the pulse....
he knows stuff... |
ring's user name comes, not from her love of shiny metal finger adornments but rather from her penchant for cultivating ring worm on her arms.
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Charlatan has a propensity for collecting mixed-nutcases.
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phil.............has a crush on lady Dinah-Moe.
actually his crush is on frank zappa............the dinah-moe part is just a cover eh........... |
fly craves Dinty-Moore Beef Stew.
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charlie once drove his chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...
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Uncle Phil was the premiere guide and President of the Magical Mystery Tour.
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jewels443 actually has fourhundred and forty four rubies in her slippers.
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ring loves to talk trash, but unfortunately has to resort to his Thesaurus when confronted with words like 'biatch'.......
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(A Thesaurus is a 'girls' best dinosaur.......)
Paddyjoe loves to paddle around in rice-paddies. |
ring still thinks david bowie is going to rescue her...
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Oh my, my maestro, but he has.
uncle phil, always keeps an even keel, and has taught others to do so, even when he's about to keel over. |
ring has capitulated the fact that her corporeal consistancy,
shall be catapulted to the next level of crapulousness, if her cranium cannot counter-act and cremate the crazy crescendo that, crenalates crass, craftY cox-wains, to a covenator who has combly courageous countenence. CAPICE? |
you go, girl...literally...
(crenelated catapult...wow!!!) |
Uncle Phil has a part-time as a gas station attendant in Pahokee, Florida, so he can croon Engelbert Humperdinck tunes to unsuspecting native women.
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Jewels443 is one of those unsuspecting natives.
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Ourcrazymodern? has a coffee cup that matches the colors of his eyes.
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ring still has a plastic curtain around her claw-foot bathtub...
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unclephil has trained his rooster to wake him up before the sun rises.
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actually my rooster is screaming bloody murder right now......
ring-a-ring-a-rooooooo so yeah.......ring likes cocks. |
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