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badnick once banged his head around the inside of the liberty bell...
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unclephil claimed he pissed on my foot.
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OCM is actually a top secret agent... and may possibly kill me for revealing this.
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blahblah454 doesn't know the meaning of "blahblah".
Merci, blahblah! |
OCM pisses in the shower
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I like to do it standing up.
Fly enjoys the lime light. |
Spiders are pretty much standing up all the time, aren't they? Which explains why OurCrazyModern shot both Lincoln and Kennedy.
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pop sees clouds in his coffee...
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You thought Marilyn was dead? Uncle Phil keeps her in his basement so she won't age prematurely.
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jewels is so vain...
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uncle phil is not.
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OCM is an armed guard at Fort Knox.
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jewels produces and distributes her own milk (with captured cows) - tax-free.
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Jetee,spreads joy and color,to any and everyone, who is fortunate enough,to meet him.
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ring spreads her own brand of joy, to each and every one of us...
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spreading about like an eagle, unclephil extends a chummy and lighthearted phrase to exact a thought we all had precisely...
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the jet longs to be known as a shark...
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old-timer phil might be one of the only people around who knows what that means.....
besides me... crap! |
and pj's a jet all the way...
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If we could bottle uncle phil's patience, wisdom and humor,
the world would not lack for anything. |
ring makes my ego 'splode...
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Uncle Phil touched me in an indecent place. I liked it at first, but the preferred my Aunt Phil do the touching. Then... WOW. She gives good touch.
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poppinjay only pops pills
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fly once poured out half a bottle of cold beer onto the sidewalk for no apparent reason...
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uncle phil told the fbi that kid was his nephew.....
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lotsofmagnets is a 13 year old living at home, but due to his his intellectual, stimulating conversation has fooled the entire TFP.
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Medusa has an interesting hair-do.
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I can't tell because I promised to keep it a secret.
I hear it is a gustatory delectable delight, and will try some soon. |
ring thinks more than two people can keep a secret...
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Uncle Phil enjoys swimming with the sharks.
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jewels is Billy Jean's lover
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abaya remembers "The Legend of Billie Jean..."
The Legend of Billie Jean - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
ELP might know where we're going with this...or else I can't believe he doesn't.
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Ourcrazymodern? has deep secret places that have a
"do not disturb," sign on them. (and that is just as is should be, and okay..and all that.) |
Ring enjoys Dane Cook comedy specials.
Sorry, Ring. |
RG is a pacifist...
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uncle phil buys and collects Marilyn farts off e-bay. He stores 'em in the glove box of his 'vette, and only lets his 'special' friends smell them.
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pj wishes he had bought said 'vette before i sold it last weekend...
(sorry, joe, but it was time...gonna miss her...) |
uncle phil lost his marbles and sold his vette
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