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Johnny Pyro 08-10-2005 12:20 PM

Fremen likes to drink non-alcoholic beer and act drunk.

Fremen 08-10-2005 12:28 PM

Johnny Pyro likes to rub cheddar cheese on his ass and parade around naked in the pet shop taunting the mice.

Tophat665 08-10-2005 03:21 PM

Johnny Pyro's cheese smeared ass figures in several of Fremen's fantasies.

uncle phil 08-10-2005 04:06 PM

top voted for the "dub..."

Tophat665 08-11-2005 04:34 AM

I am going to assume that Uncle Phil means Reggae because if he means something else, there's a woodshed he'd be seeing the back of.

Uncle Phil spent many yeas as a performer in the Mexican Cat-Juggling circuit.

SirLance 08-11-2005 08:59 AM

Top knows about Uncle Phil's activities in Mexico because he was one of the cats being juggled...

Daoust 08-11-2005 09:52 AM

Sir Lance dropped his pants during a dance in Vichy, France.

Tophat665 08-11-2005 10:10 AM

Daoust is a bit tentative today because he has that not-so-fresh feeling.

Fremen 08-11-2005 11:29 AM

Top built himself a complete 4 person yellow submarine, window-screens and all.

Daoust 08-11-2005 12:03 PM

Fremen sticks his finger in his navel, and then sniffs it ferociously.

Phant84 08-12-2005 11:28 AM

Daoust secretly wishes that he could learn how to ride a bicycle

SirLance 08-12-2005 12:03 PM

Phant once mixed a pound of ground maui wowie with 7 jars of peanut butter and served it to his family as thanksgiving dinner

uncle phil 08-12-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
I am going to assume that Uncle Phil means Reggae because if he means something else, there's a woodshed he'd be seeing the back of.

hehe...

sirlance drives a "three-on-a-tree..."

Fremen 08-12-2005 04:26 PM

phil feverishly fills his freakin' phallus with fried filberts on Fridays for famous philanthropists.

uncle phil 08-15-2005 12:30 PM

fre's nick is actually "phremen..."

Fremen 08-15-2005 02:10 PM

phil tried making his favorite local polar bear a pair of sleeper jammies but the bear wouldn't let him measure his inseam anymore after the short-shorts 'incident' of '99.

uncle phil 08-16-2005 04:04 PM

phre's got that incident on tape...and he plays it every night...

Tophat665 08-16-2005 04:29 PM

Uncle Phil's all messed up on cough syrup just now.

shesus 08-16-2005 08:58 PM

tophat likes standing on top of high places and dropping water balloons on people's head just to see the expression on their faces when they look up.

Charlatan 08-17-2005 03:24 AM

ohh_shesus spends her afternoons making little balls out of rubber cement... then she takes public transit and flicks the balls at all the other riders... any she has left over at the end of her ride she smears on the windows.

saut 08-17-2005 03:32 PM

^shaves his toes

uncle phil 08-17-2005 03:34 PM

they were really looking for "charlie" at customs...

uncle phil 08-17-2005 03:39 PM

ok, they were really looking for saut at customs...(those who were there know what i mean)

ratbastid 08-17-2005 04:38 PM

^^ Really REALLY likes wearing toilet paper wedding dresses.

paddyjoe 08-17-2005 05:19 PM

ratbastid has always been insanely jealous of people that looked better than him in Charmin dresses.

SirLance 08-17-2005 06:20 PM

which paddyjoe just LOVES to squeeze...

Fremen 08-17-2005 07:05 PM

SirLance once was attacked by Mr Whipple when he and paddy squeezed uncle phil.

Fly 08-18-2005 03:08 AM

Fre likes to squeeze joe's mr. whipple...........


*the names people give their dicks eh*

Tophat665 08-18-2005 03:27 AM

When not favoring us with his presence, Flyman directs midget porn.

paddyjoe 08-18-2005 03:27 AM

edit.....too slow....fuck!

paddyjoe 08-18-2005 04:22 AM

Word has it that Tophat has always been a tiny bit, umm, 'premature'.

Daoust 08-18-2005 04:53 AM

paddyjoe got his redwings...

uncle phil 08-18-2005 01:35 PM

and daoust got his water wings...finally...since his parents never got any for him when he was growing up...knowing he couldn't swim...

SirLance 08-18-2005 02:42 PM

Uncle Phil has secretly filled Doust's water wings with...

...water...

Fremen 08-18-2005 03:14 PM

SirLance bugs fly daily to let him star in one of his pornos, while wearing Daoust's water wings.

Charlatan 08-18-2005 03:32 PM

Fremen loves to sit in his front yard and roast imaginary mashmallows for the neighbourhood kids.

Tophat665 08-18-2005 03:50 PM

Charlatan has been secretly replaced with Folger's<sup>&reg;</sup> Crystals.

Fremen 08-18-2005 06:50 PM

Top can't wrap his fist around a Vienna Sausage. He's got child-like hands.

kramus 08-18-2005 07:32 PM

Fremen likes to "hang out" in delis in the hope that myopic little old ladies will wrap their tiny hands around his Vienna Sausage.

Tophat665 08-18-2005 08:36 PM

Kramus once built a 1/2 scale replica of a Viking longship out of Pastrami.


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