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Fremen likes to drink non-alcoholic beer and act drunk.
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Johnny Pyro likes to rub cheddar cheese on his ass and parade around naked in the pet shop taunting the mice.
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Johnny Pyro's cheese smeared ass figures in several of Fremen's fantasies.
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top voted for the "dub..."
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I am going to assume that Uncle Phil means Reggae because if he means something else, there's a woodshed he'd be seeing the back of.
Uncle Phil spent many yeas as a performer in the Mexican Cat-Juggling circuit. |
Top knows about Uncle Phil's activities in Mexico because he was one of the cats being juggled...
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Sir Lance dropped his pants during a dance in Vichy, France.
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Daoust is a bit tentative today because he has that not-so-fresh feeling.
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Top built himself a complete 4 person yellow submarine, window-screens and all.
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Fremen sticks his finger in his navel, and then sniffs it ferociously.
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Daoust secretly wishes that he could learn how to ride a bicycle
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Phant once mixed a pound of ground maui wowie with 7 jars of peanut butter and served it to his family as thanksgiving dinner
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sirlance drives a "three-on-a-tree..." |
phil feverishly fills his freakin' phallus with fried filberts on Fridays for famous philanthropists.
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fre's nick is actually "phremen..."
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phil tried making his favorite local polar bear a pair of sleeper jammies but the bear wouldn't let him measure his inseam anymore after the short-shorts 'incident' of '99.
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phre's got that incident on tape...and he plays it every night...
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Uncle Phil's all messed up on cough syrup just now.
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tophat likes standing on top of high places and dropping water balloons on people's head just to see the expression on their faces when they look up.
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ohh_shesus spends her afternoons making little balls out of rubber cement... then she takes public transit and flicks the balls at all the other riders... any she has left over at the end of her ride she smears on the windows.
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^shaves his toes
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they were really looking for "charlie" at customs...
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ok, they were really looking for saut at customs...(those who were there know what i mean)
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^^ Really REALLY likes wearing toilet paper wedding dresses.
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ratbastid has always been insanely jealous of people that looked better than him in Charmin dresses.
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which paddyjoe just LOVES to squeeze...
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SirLance once was attacked by Mr Whipple when he and paddy squeezed uncle phil.
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Fre likes to squeeze joe's mr. whipple...........
*the names people give their dicks eh* |
When not favoring us with his presence, Flyman directs midget porn.
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edit.....too slow....fuck!
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Word has it that Tophat has always been a tiny bit, umm, 'premature'.
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paddyjoe got his redwings...
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and daoust got his water wings...finally...since his parents never got any for him when he was growing up...knowing he couldn't swim...
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Uncle Phil has secretly filled Doust's water wings with...
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SirLance bugs fly daily to let him star in one of his pornos, while wearing Daoust's water wings.
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Fremen loves to sit in his front yard and roast imaginary mashmallows for the neighbourhood kids.
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Charlatan has been secretly replaced with Folger's<sup>®</sup> Crystals.
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Top can't wrap his fist around a Vienna Sausage. He's got child-like hands.
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Fremen likes to "hang out" in delis in the hope that myopic little old ladies will wrap their tiny hands around his Vienna Sausage.
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Kramus once built a 1/2 scale replica of a Viking longship out of Pastrami.
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