uncle phil receives frequent roof jobs from Fly.

Ch'i likes to watch.

MixedMedia is a Veronica Lake look-a-like.

The cute Elph likes it when we spread peanut butter on her elbows.
She's cool like that.

Fremen actually prefers watersports over those involving sand and dirt, but is afraid of being pummeled if such an admission is made publicly.


(new to the thread, be gentle. :p )

diva actually likes it rough as opposed to gentle.


good on you girl.

diva actually likes it rough as opposed to gentle.


good on you girl.

Fly's story for the cops, after they found the pot plant in the backyard, is that he really, sincerly, actually thought it was a giant, regular, non-pot weed.

Fly says everything twice, everything twice.

And he is an excellent driver. ;)

Awww, man....


777 did that on purpose.

mixedmedia never does it on purpose.

Yeah, guess I just "get lucky." :suave:

Ch'i has permanent orange stains on his fingers from his pathetic Cheetos addiction.

mixedmedia is really Stephanie March, and she will prosecute.

Ch'i mutilated his own ears to look like an elf.

Zeraphs real name is Seraphina...

ohh........cheetos and porno.......problem child written all over that.


mixed "DOES" do it on purpose..........don't let her fool you.

what do you mean refresh..............sorry guys.



sage likes to ride tricycles..........

Fly would bend over backward for his friends at tfp...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...edia/twist.jpg

awww, fly aren't you sweet?

mixedmedia has been saving all the lint she has removed from her toenails since she was 12 and has grand plans for it: she is going to knit a sweater. She doesn't want anyone to know where the material came from.

JJ has a large collection of sex toys. He doesn't use any of them and he doesn't tell shesus about them either. He just likes to look at them.

The collection has gotten so large that he has taken out a storage locker. he goes there about once a week to just sit an look at them. Between visits it's all he can think about.

He's not sure when it started but his hobby is starting to worry him.

Charlatan's just afraid of losing his best customer...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...e-resize-1.jpg

mm hold the patent on the polish tickler.... too bad the french got there first!

SirLance no use good gramar.

Ch'i screams out ________'s name in his sleep. (the real name he screams is just too horrible to reveal publicly)

Ch'i is a wealthy eccentric. He bathes in green tea whenever he's angry, convinced it will turn him into the Incredible Hulk.

jumpin' jesus jumps even though he doesn't have to since he can walk on water as it is.

our resident "speaker" only recently discovered the wonders of his double-jointed thumb...

Uncle Phil, at this very moment, is singing and dancing in front of a mirror in his tiger-striped bikini underwear while listening to Depeche Mode's I Just Can't Get Enough. It's twue, it's twue.

and the mixed one is holding the mirror...one of those wavy, carnival-type mirrors that make you look like a fat, crooked shmoo...

uncle phil once spent 13 straight hours looking for every possible remix to "We Built This City" on a file-sharing client. He weeped uncontrollably after getting a poor connection to a file titled "We Built This City - Rochester Mix" and spending 4 hours downloading it only to find out that it was a misnamed Bob Seger song. He immediately proceeded to fire off an angry email to Grace Slick demanding to know if there existed such a rare mix. He's still waiting for the reply.

that is freakin' beautiful, JJ...

meanwhile, back at the ranch, JJ, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a barstool, sat on him...

Uncle Phil was disguised as the next barstool, and was horribly dissapointed when JJ didn't sit on HIM.

Which explains the weeping sound you heard, JJ....

Of course SL would know since his night job is pole dancing at said bar. *gasp*

What Lady Sage won't tell you is that she once wrote a fawning fan letter to David Cassidy. It went "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for." Mortified to hear the contents of the letter in a hit song 6 months later, she sued for intellectual theft. It was the pilot case on "The People's Court" but never aired. The reason was that Miss Sage was so humiliated by the whole episode that she sent a friend to impersonate her. The ruse was discovered, but Judge Wapner was so impressed with her friend's acting ability that he made a few phone calls and 30 some years later, she is selling figurines on QVC. Lady Sage holds such a grudge against her friend that she refuses to order any cable service that carries QVC.

How does JJ know this? And well you might ask!

JJ IS DAVID CASSIDY! The HORROR! DAVID CASSIDY IS ON TFP!

SL, you snake...

danny bonaduce you're not?

uncle phil is actually dr phils father

timothy is actually for tsetses

mm was the only listener to Danny Bonaduce's radio program...

and how do I know this, you ask?

Uncle Phil is right! I AM DANNY BONADUCE!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

doncha just hate being right all the time?

the lanced one has red hair...on his left-hand ring finger...

UP thinks "sugar pills" are a type of vitamin.

Z bought a hula-hoop at a garage sale last saturday...

uncle p dressed in his best "go-to-town" sleeper jammies last Saturday and stroked his autoharp playing, "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia".