ocm doesn't really have any secrets...scary, ain't it?

up keeps some of his secrets even from himself. Schizophrenia can be a wonderful thing. Now, what did "we" do with that damn closet? No more wire hangers!!!!!

OCM? doesn't wear socks...

nope, he wears phil's socks. right when they're fresh and warm from the dryer. pops 'em on, gets the that warm fuzzy feeling, rolls 'em back up.

Pigglet believes it's a beautiful world, especially while he's corkscrewing my mind. Sorry, honey.

OCM? once ate his pet turtle...

Uncle Phil, while on his whirlwind hot-tubbing-around-the-world grand tour, leaves the ladies pining everywhere he goes.

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mixedmedia really blows my skirt up! Oh, wait - that's one of my secrets!
Um, mixedmedia likes to fingerpaint, using her whole body.

Ourcrazymodern? loves to dress up like Marilyn Monroe for the skirt blowing pose. But only if they can find a large grate... which they spend copious amounts of time trying to locate while perfecting the pout.

I wish I had a uterus.
 

:thumbsup: Lady Sage wishes she was a long-beard.
Talk about blowing my skirt up.:D

I saw a bumper sticker once that said a liberal is one so open-minded that their brain fell out. My bumper sticker says that the road to hell is paved with republicans. What's the difference?

Lady Sage is a long beard.

OCM? is a buffalo bills fan...

When uncle phil finally finished reeling in his e.l.p. he put it (mostly) into his carry-on and flew to Las Vegas to see Barbra Streisand. And he enjoyed the show.

Ourcrazymodern? regularly sneezes in the soup du jour.

ThatStooDamnDad was a sneeze guard sales person.

777 has a pancake fetish. He can only orgasm while eating a short stack smothered in maple syrup.

He has lost a few girlfriends who just couldn't handle the maple syrup in their hair.

He tried crepes once but it just didn't do it for him.

Charlie likes to dress as a Geisha girl............then go get a burger.

Fly has been observed with a banjo and a corn cob pipe, muttering "man, he got purty lips..."

SirLance has purty lips...doggone, boy, come'n over her and give 'er a kiss.

the mixed one wanted to hear SL squeal like a pig...

uncle phil actually prefers toilet paper that's not quite so soft. No Charmin here, and the ultra? Eeeww!

Ourcrazymodern? sculpted a life-size replica of Michelangelo's Statue of David out of cream cheese.

That's no secret! Anyway, it collapsed under its own weight.
And the people came from miles around to eat him.

Mixedmedia fantasizes about doing it on horseback while tied up to the bed-posts. Talk about mixing your medias. xx!
I suppose one could do it on a Clydesdale or a Percheron?

ocm? has been keeping his own personal chia pet for the past 7 years...

Uncle Phil Hasn't gotten over his obsession with pigs and the way they squeal when he touches them in that special place....(hehe)

Deltona Couple's proximity to me keeps interfering with my aura. :lol:

Mixedmedia always has an aura that matches her shoes.

SirLance has over 6000 Beanie Babies in a secret room in the basement. They each have a special name he has bestowed.

OurCrazyModern? eats belly botton lint.

777 has a pet chicken named Drumstick.

mixedmedia enjoys scaring the neighborhood children by hiding in the bushes and screaming like a banshee as they go by.

OCM? harbors a secret yearning for big women slathered in chocolate sauce, while they ride a mechanical bull.

Fremen secretly aspires to be the mechanical bull ridden by big women slathered in chocolate sauce. He hopes they'll wear spurs on their high heels.

SirLance would just like to slather women in chocolate sauce. That's all.

mixedmedia doesn't always check her PMs! (not her PMS... :lol:)

Also, she has a not-so-secret desire to get naked, cover herself in glue and roll around in the precious gem displays in the jewelry district, and run chortling down the street!

Ask me how I know....

sultana knows because she has an eagle eye for mildly repressed cartographic impulses; particularly when they involve slathering and chortling. she also likes to look at the sixth button over on the top of the tfp page - the one that is cozied up between 'chat' and 'new posts.'

Pigglet suffers from medium-intensity jealousy because Halx gives me what I ask for before I even ask for it!!

Sultana isn't human at all - she's a soon-to-be-graduated demi-goddess.:love:

and ocm? holds the diploma in his cloying little fingers...

(I do like chocolate.)

When uncle phil got back from Las Vegas, he had bad dreams about it.

OCM only says that he likes chocolate so that he can fit in with the cool people.