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uncle phil 12-06-2006 04:18 PM

ocm doesn't really have any secrets...scary, ain't it?

Ourcrazymodern? 12-07-2006 10:08 AM

up keeps some of his secrets even from himself. Schizophrenia can be a wonderful thing. Now, what did "we" do with that damn closet? No more wire hangers!!!!!

uncle phil 12-07-2006 04:27 PM

OCM? doesn't wear socks...

pig 12-07-2006 04:58 PM

nope, he wears phil's socks. right when they're fresh and warm from the dryer. pops 'em on, gets the that warm fuzzy feeling, rolls 'em back up.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-07-2006 07:45 PM

Pigglet believes it's a beautiful world, especially while he's corkscrewing my mind. Sorry, honey.

uncle phil 12-08-2006 01:30 PM

OCM? once ate his pet turtle...

mixedmedia 12-08-2006 01:48 PM

Uncle Phil, while on his whirlwind hot-tubbing-around-the-world grand tour, leaves the ladies pining everywhere he goes.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...nowmonkeys.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 12-08-2006 01:59 PM

mixedmedia really blows my skirt up! Oh, wait - that's one of my secrets!
Um, mixedmedia likes to fingerpaint, using her whole body.

Lady Sage 12-09-2006 03:03 PM

Ourcrazymodern? loves to dress up like Marilyn Monroe for the skirt blowing pose. But only if they can find a large grate... which they spend copious amounts of time trying to locate while perfecting the pout.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-09-2006 09:47 PM

I wish I had a uterus.
 
:thumbsup: Lady Sage wishes she was a long-beard.
Talk about blowing my skirt up.:D

I saw a bumper sticker once that said a liberal is one so open-minded that their brain fell out. My bumper sticker says that the road to hell is paved with republicans. What's the difference?

Lady Sage is a long beard.

uncle phil 12-12-2006 04:39 PM

OCM? is a buffalo bills fan...

Ourcrazymodern? 12-12-2006 04:57 PM

When uncle phil finally finished reeling in his e.l.p. he put it (mostly) into his carry-on and flew to Las Vegas to see Barbra Streisand. And he enjoyed the show.

Dennis 12-12-2006 11:07 PM

Ourcrazymodern? regularly sneezes in the soup du jour.

777 12-12-2006 11:57 PM

ThatStooDamnDad was a sneeze guard sales person.

Charlatan 12-13-2006 07:16 AM

777 has a pancake fetish. He can only orgasm while eating a short stack smothered in maple syrup.

He has lost a few girlfriends who just couldn't handle the maple syrup in their hair.

He tried crepes once but it just didn't do it for him.

Fly 12-13-2006 07:38 AM

Charlie likes to dress as a Geisha girl............then go get a burger.

SirLance 12-13-2006 07:40 AM

Fly has been observed with a banjo and a corn cob pipe, muttering "man, he got purty lips..."

mixedmedia 12-13-2006 07:49 AM

SirLance has purty lips...doggone, boy, come'n over her and give 'er a kiss.

uncle phil 12-13-2006 04:42 PM

the mixed one wanted to hear SL squeal like a pig...

Ourcrazymodern? 12-13-2006 08:17 PM

uncle phil actually prefers toilet paper that's not quite so soft. No Charmin here, and the ultra? Eeeww!

mixedmedia 12-13-2006 09:05 PM

Ourcrazymodern? sculpted a life-size replica of Michelangelo's Statue of David out of cream cheese.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-13-2006 11:52 PM

That's no secret! Anyway, it collapsed under its own weight.
And the people came from miles around to eat him.

Mixedmedia fantasizes about doing it on horseback while tied up to the bed-posts. Talk about mixing your medias. xx!
I suppose one could do it on a Clydesdale or a Percheron?

uncle phil 12-14-2006 01:46 PM

ocm? has been keeping his own personal chia pet for the past 7 years...

Deltona Couple 12-14-2006 02:18 PM

Uncle Phil Hasn't gotten over his obsession with pigs and the way they squeal when he touches them in that special place....(hehe)

mixedmedia 12-14-2006 03:00 PM

Deltona Couple's proximity to me keeps interfering with my aura. :lol:

SirLance 12-14-2006 03:03 PM

Mixedmedia always has an aura that matches her shoes.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-14-2006 03:57 PM

SirLance has over 6000 Beanie Babies in a secret room in the basement. They each have a special name he has bestowed.

777 12-15-2006 12:49 AM

OurCrazyModern? eats belly botton lint.

mixedmedia 12-15-2006 02:38 AM

777 has a pet chicken named Drumstick.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-15-2006 05:43 AM

mixedmedia enjoys scaring the neighborhood children by hiding in the bushes and screaming like a banshee as they go by.

Fremen 12-18-2006 02:17 AM

OCM? harbors a secret yearning for big women slathered in chocolate sauce, while they ride a mechanical bull.

SirLance 12-18-2006 06:23 AM

Fremen secretly aspires to be the mechanical bull ridden by big women slathered in chocolate sauce. He hopes they'll wear spurs on their high heels.

mixedmedia 12-18-2006 06:42 AM

SirLance would just like to slather women in chocolate sauce. That's all.

Sultana 12-18-2006 07:27 AM

mixedmedia doesn't always check her PMs! (not her PMS... :lol:)

Also, she has a not-so-secret desire to get naked, cover herself in glue and roll around in the precious gem displays in the jewelry district, and run chortling down the street!

Ask me how I know....

pig 12-18-2006 08:37 AM

sultana knows because she has an eagle eye for mildly repressed cartographic impulses; particularly when they involve slathering and chortling. she also likes to look at the sixth button over on the top of the tfp page - the one that is cozied up between 'chat' and 'new posts.'

Sultana 12-18-2006 08:50 AM

Pigglet suffers from medium-intensity jealousy because Halx gives me what I ask for before I even ask for it!!

Ourcrazymodern? 12-18-2006 04:03 PM

Sultana isn't human at all - she's a soon-to-be-graduated demi-goddess.:love:

uncle phil 12-18-2006 04:23 PM

and ocm? holds the diploma in his cloying little fingers...

Ourcrazymodern? 12-18-2006 05:10 PM

(I do like chocolate.)

When uncle phil got back from Las Vegas, he had bad dreams about it.

777 12-19-2006 02:12 AM

OCM only says that he likes chocolate so that he can fit in with the cool people.


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