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ocm doesn't really have any secrets...scary, ain't it?
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up keeps some of his secrets even from himself. Schizophrenia can be a wonderful thing. Now, what did "we" do with that damn closet? No more wire hangers!!!!!
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OCM? doesn't wear socks...
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nope, he wears phil's socks. right when they're fresh and warm from the dryer. pops 'em on, gets the that warm fuzzy feeling, rolls 'em back up.
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Pigglet believes it's a beautiful world, especially while he's corkscrewing my mind. Sorry, honey.
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OCM? once ate his pet turtle...
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Uncle Phil, while on his whirlwind hot-tubbing-around-the-world grand tour, leaves the ladies pining everywhere he goes.
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mixedmedia really blows my skirt up! Oh, wait - that's one of my secrets!
Um, mixedmedia likes to fingerpaint, using her whole body. |
Ourcrazymodern? loves to dress up like Marilyn Monroe for the skirt blowing pose. But only if they can find a large grate... which they spend copious amounts of time trying to locate while perfecting the pout.
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I wish I had a uterus.
:thumbsup: Lady Sage wishes she was a long-beard.
Talk about blowing my skirt up.:D I saw a bumper sticker once that said a liberal is one so open-minded that their brain fell out. My bumper sticker says that the road to hell is paved with republicans. What's the difference? Lady Sage is a long beard. |
OCM? is a buffalo bills fan...
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When uncle phil finally finished reeling in his e.l.p. he put it (mostly) into his carry-on and flew to Las Vegas to see Barbra Streisand. And he enjoyed the show.
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Ourcrazymodern? regularly sneezes in the soup du jour.
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ThatStooDamnDad was a sneeze guard sales person.
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777 has a pancake fetish. He can only orgasm while eating a short stack smothered in maple syrup.
He has lost a few girlfriends who just couldn't handle the maple syrup in their hair. He tried crepes once but it just didn't do it for him. |
Charlie likes to dress as a Geisha girl............then go get a burger.
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Fly has been observed with a banjo and a corn cob pipe, muttering "man, he got purty lips..."
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SirLance has purty lips...doggone, boy, come'n over her and give 'er a kiss.
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the mixed one wanted to hear SL squeal like a pig...
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uncle phil actually prefers toilet paper that's not quite so soft. No Charmin here, and the ultra? Eeeww!
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Ourcrazymodern? sculpted a life-size replica of Michelangelo's Statue of David out of cream cheese.
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That's no secret! Anyway, it collapsed under its own weight.
And the people came from miles around to eat him. Mixedmedia fantasizes about doing it on horseback while tied up to the bed-posts. Talk about mixing your medias. xx! I suppose one could do it on a Clydesdale or a Percheron? |
ocm? has been keeping his own personal chia pet for the past 7 years...
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Uncle Phil Hasn't gotten over his obsession with pigs and the way they squeal when he touches them in that special place....(hehe)
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Deltona Couple's proximity to me keeps interfering with my aura. :lol:
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Mixedmedia always has an aura that matches her shoes.
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SirLance has over 6000 Beanie Babies in a secret room in the basement. They each have a special name he has bestowed.
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OurCrazyModern? eats belly botton lint.
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777 has a pet chicken named Drumstick.
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mixedmedia enjoys scaring the neighborhood children by hiding in the bushes and screaming like a banshee as they go by.
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OCM? harbors a secret yearning for big women slathered in chocolate sauce, while they ride a mechanical bull.
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Fremen secretly aspires to be the mechanical bull ridden by big women slathered in chocolate sauce. He hopes they'll wear spurs on their high heels.
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SirLance would just like to slather women in chocolate sauce. That's all.
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mixedmedia doesn't always check her PMs! (not her PMS... :lol:)
Also, she has a not-so-secret desire to get naked, cover herself in glue and roll around in the precious gem displays in the jewelry district, and run chortling down the street! Ask me how I know.... |
sultana knows because she has an eagle eye for mildly repressed cartographic impulses; particularly when they involve slathering and chortling. she also likes to look at the sixth button over on the top of the tfp page - the one that is cozied up between 'chat' and 'new posts.'
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Pigglet suffers from medium-intensity jealousy because Halx gives me what I ask for before I even ask for it!!
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Sultana isn't human at all - she's a soon-to-be-graduated demi-goddess.:love:
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and ocm? holds the diploma in his cloying little fingers...
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(I do like chocolate.)
When uncle phil got back from Las Vegas, he had bad dreams about it. |
OCM only says that he likes chocolate so that he can fit in with the cool people.
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