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fre throws eggs at the little buses...
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phil 4 putts.
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fly washes my balls...
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phil keeps a photo in his wallet of fly washing his balls.
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Bernadette took the picture |
Johnny stole the picture from me, took it to kinkos & had it blown up as a poster for his bedroom wall.
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bernie likes knowing Johnny Pyro enjoys gazing at said picture while playing the pants polka.
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Fremen can't help but laugh uproriously, while inventing new phrases for touching his weiner.
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G.I.Joe has the kung-fu grip.............
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flyman has momentarily given up wearing panty hose.
currently he prefers lacy topped stretch anklets for his hot summer roofer's attire. goes nicely with the new hot pants joe gave him. |
bernadette likes to stick scaly chicken toes up her nose.
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JumpinJesus secretly hopes to join a carnival to find a long-lost family member.
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ohh-shesus has gotten two D.U.I.s.....on his segway
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reiii enjoys rubbing orange sherbet on neighborhood dogs and singing Kumbaya.
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Every night without fail, Fremen reads bedtime stories to a dead rat he keeps in his top dresser drawer.
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Every night without fail, Bernadettie Spaghetti reads bedtime stories to a (sadly) dead Fremen she keeps in her top dresser drawer.
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bundy doesn't wear an drawers........
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Flyman knows this because he goes thru Bundy's dirty laundry...
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*edit* damn to slow
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mal and cj met up in a bar to discuss the best way to overthrow Rhode Island.
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Fremen knitted a cute little sweater for his dead pet rat.
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bernie was going to fly to rochester wearing her "personalized" sleeper jammies but the homeland security people wouldn't let her on the plane; they said she would distract the pilots too much...
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sadly Phil forgot to bring his own sleeper jammies to Tecoyah's and as a result had a lot of trouble sleeping... he was forced to pass out instead.
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/me runs to scan the scorecard from golf this past weekend...
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I might instead prefer to talk horseshoes.................
Weeeeeeeeee.......double whammy.... |
Paddy Joe likes to get drunk off non-alcoholic beer.
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Johnny Pyro declared his dog as a dependent on his income tax return.
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SirLance had himself declared a dog so he wouldn't have to pay his taxes.
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Fremen has his posts ghost-written for him.
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JumpinJesus likes to run naked through Hearst Castle on the weekends.
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genuinegirly loves me deeply....but is far too shy to admit it
She also loves to eat peanut butter and cheese sandwiches....at the beach...in the rain |
Tecoyah has a rather large toe jam collection in his basement...
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Charlatan has an unhealthy fascination with noses. He may even have a collection at home, but no one nose.
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Jess likes to chew her toenails while watching re-runs of the Dukes of Hazzard... she worries that she will never stop and secretly prays that the re-runs will be pulled from the air.
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Charlie's unhealthy attraction to various proboscii determined his choice of colleges. (Wossamotta U)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...ottaU_pic1.jpg /nice one, JustJess ;) |
Secretly Fremen was eager to attend Tuktoyuktuk University in the Yukon... but when he applied the only answer he received was a blank piece of letterhead... it read: Tuk U.
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Charlatan picks his nose & saves his boogers in a fancy jar that he keeps beside his computer.
Yes folks, he snacks from that jar whilst posting on TFP. <small>Has anyone ever said Charlatan had good taste?</small> |
Charalton runs around the neighborhood in the middle of the night naked because he likes to feel the wind against his body. He is working up the courage to do his runs in the middle of the day.
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amazingly BOTH bernie and shesus share the same deep dark secret to one day be able to braid their armpit hair... Bernie has even taken to studying compicated Celtic knots in the hopes that she can make an artform out of it...
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/me is in awe of charlatan's grasp of celtic underarmhair knots...
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