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Giant Hamburger subscribes to Readers Digest. He also has hopes that his Publishers Clearinghouse winning draw cheque is in the mail.
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kramus secretly tapes all the TFP women in the ladies lounge locker room....and uses them to create his drawings
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tecoyah secretly wishes Kramus would draw him naked and is willing to give his time over to modelling for him...
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charlatan actually looks like his avatar
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This is his 13th attempt to become infamous....but alas...no one seems to notice
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tecoyah's mental powers grow stronger every day... But he willingly uses this ability for evil and the extermination of both puppies and Tab soda.
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TexanAvenger is actually from Maine and likes knitting shawls for fishmen.
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Charlatan was the muse behind the Macarena.
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Cellophanediety's new haircut will be a mohawk dyed blue...
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Charlatan would rather stroll through a mall on a slow Tuesday afternoon than go see a new release movie. He wears flip flops when he does this.
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kramus rolls his boogers into little balls and then shoots them through a straw onto the ceiling of his office.
*fuckin' crazy Canadians* |
fly forgoes the straw, he flicks his boogers willy-nilly with his fingers and yells, "FORE!".
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Uncle_Phil once wrestled with a pig, ate it afterwards and didn't feel guilty.
The pig won. |
Fresnelly doesn't know the most recent reply from the hole in is ass.
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fresnelly will get over it...
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Sadly, Uncle Phil will NOT get over it and die alone...thinking about it until the very end
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KCMadcow really lives on the other side of the river...
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uncle phil... is a secret agent for the saudis... they pay him in free gas coupons.
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Charlie snacks on chocolate-covered salty balls while at the movies.
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fre is still just hangin' out, waitin' for janis to rise up from the grave and move upstate...
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Uncle Phil is really Madonna.
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cello actually plays a fiddle..........and not too bad either.
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flyman never inhaled.
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charlatan has a secret drawer FULL of free gas coupons from the saudis...
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uncle phil marinates in a tub full of paprika and Worcestershire Sauce every winter for that overall tan that he maintains til summer.
He has problems for days afterwards fighting off the neighborhood dogs. |
fre is still pissed that he has to pay full price for his sleeper jammies...
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Phil has a 6 handicap in golf, but is so afraid of the spotlight, and being better than Tiger and Jack, that he has his caddy lie heartily on his score cards...
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Every Thursday night, Mal takes her long flowing hair, wraps it around her face like a beard and hangs out at 7-11 telling customers the hotdogs are fresh.
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Dawg's private passion involves seven cats, three apples, and, more ironically than I can say here, twelve monkies...
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tex hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in three weeks...
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uncle p once sold a gross of sleeper jammies to the Shah of Iran.
Unfortunately for uncle p, they were damaged en route, and the Shah took back his pack of camels. |
Fremen is really a breast man :p
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flip-flop was a-doin' the bop on a saturday night when all his neighbors showed up and threw a party...(old bobby darin reference...)
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uncle phil once sang back-up as a Pip.
He lasted for two shows, before the Great Sleeper Jammie incident of '67 happened that got him kicked out of the group forever. *hugs phil* :( |
fre is an aggie fan...
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uncle phil teeters, but he does not totter.
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Fre is the only adult you'll see in the park,ridin' the teeter totter........
.......butt naked and backwards. |
Flyman's bond with his bunny verges on beastiality
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Astrocloud doesn't pee in the shower but he does pee in the bath...
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Charlatan wears a yellow bird costume when he goes out to night clubs looking to pick up chicks.
His scoring has been surprisingly impressive. There ya go, his secret for picking up birds. EXPOSED! |
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