ICER wonders why he has to douche so much (shrugs) :thumbsup:

bendsley wonders why he has to pick up all my douche bags. ;)

ICER frequents massage parlors hoping to score a foot massage.
They turn him down because of excessive toe-jam build-up.

fre once got a foot-massages through the "feet" of his sleeper jammies...the pair i gave him for making me that MM avatar...

I've no complaints about the sleeper jammies phil sent me, it's the box they were sent in that's the problem.
phil, next time you go find cow patties for your basement museum collection, don't reuse the box for your business. *phew!*

fremen's jammies have betty boop all over them

Shani digs tight hugs and shotguns..........you go girl!!!!!!


and i bet she's all for reach arounds too.........

flyman is hinting that he's really into Shani.

...which is strange considering his love of lovebones.....and reach arounds.

jonsgirl is just jealous (but she should relax... there is enough flyman for everyone...)

Charlatan keeps a harem of pleasure slaves locked in his basement.

Ok, so that's not really a secret. I only mention it because flyman is his favorite "friend" and I'm suprised that he's willing to share him.

Charlie wants fly.............


*wierdo*



edit.........jonsgirl is into quickies.........

Which is good cause that's all that flyman can provide

Which is also good because that's all jonsgirl really wants...

...and Charlatan is still listening to Ricky Martin, while watching jonsgirl getting it on...

while drakers runs the cam...

Uncle phil is really Punxsutawney Phil in disguise.

Icer is the guy whose job it is to prod Phil out of the hole forcing him to look for his shadow... He doesn't use his hand or feet though...

Charlatan had a panic room built into his abode. While panic rooms are typically used by paranoid types, Charlatan has found a better use. It's where he can don a purple, ruffly tutu and practice his fancy tip-toe dancing - all in his special powdered wig, of course.

JumpinJesus has all of The Wiggles songs, inculdeing the top ten hits.

ICER is a member of The Wiggles...

Charlatan is one of the Teletubbies (the purple one I think)

ICER is sooooo jealous of all the attention being given to Spongebob.........................

paddy just wishes some one would give him some attention

Jg used to have an attention span...

....until uncle phil stole it from her and sold it to a sexy Norwegian exchange student he has stashed away in his guest house.

fryman has a fetish for green eyes, he searchs for them on google image search

AquaFox has been into something a bit stronger than water. ;)

Fremen makes his own moonshine using only Nyquil and the tears from orphaned kittens.

Jg drinks that moon..with a smile on her face...

uncle phil sells his artwork on the streets. They're actually quite good finger paintings of landscapes and portraits. The secret?

He doesn't paint with his fingers.

JJ happily donates the use of his lovebone to uncle phil for use in his paintings in return for 5% of all profits and one egg salad sandwhich per week..

Jonsgirl eats children.

Mer chews coal...

Uncle Phil is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, only he isn't very good at it... His crowning acheivement was singing Happy Birthday Mr. President to the president of the local Rotary Club (by popular demand he's booked at the Oddfellows next week!).

Charlatan has every episode of Tellitubbies memorizes, and had decoded the language in a sad attempt to ask Tinkie Winkie out on a date.

tinkie winkie puts out...

tecoyah is known in his neighbourhood as that odd guy who picks his nose (even though he doesn't)

Char wrote what he thought was the Great Amercan novel last year, but whilst trying to download the latest Britney Spears ringtones, a virus crashed his computer before he could edit it all together.

Fremen is so poor , he cant even afford a real Avatar.....had to rent mine, and went behind on payments

Ol' tecoyah personally confided that he really wouldn't recognize a good avatar, even if it jumped up on his lap and kissed him.

tecoyah is such a bad landlord he wouldn't even fix the busted pipes in my rented avatar and it caused severe floor damage.
I had to pay the plumber out of my own pockets, which made me short on the rent.
tecoyah said he would pay when his check came in, then the bastage shut my power off!

edit:
paddyjoe doesn't want for valentines this year.
The inmates at the State mental instution got his address off of the internets and picked him out of thousands to fixate on. :thumbsup: