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ngdawg 06-24-2005 08:01 PM

Amonkie has a stuffed horse she named Pokey that she consults before making any major decisions. Pokey is very opinionated, but Amonkie claims it's just plain horse sense.

Fremen 06-24-2005 08:58 PM

ngdawg wears her prom dress to the grocery store every Friday, for nostalgia's sake.


:p

kramus 06-24-2005 09:09 PM

Fremen lurks in the Pet Food aisle hoping somebody will take him home

Fly 06-25-2005 03:30 AM

the only reason kramus is in an attic in Canada,is because he just recently came outta the closet

paddyjoe 06-25-2005 05:49 AM

Every room in flyman's new house is a closet. He never has to leave.

amonkie 06-25-2005 10:35 AM

Paddyjoe has a trapdoor in the bottom of his car that lets him slide out if he decides it's time to make friends with the cows.

Fremen 06-25-2005 02:17 PM

amonkie likes to listen to Yanni while watching squirrels mate. :hmm:

wdevauld 06-25-2005 02:45 PM

Fremen carries around a serious angst for squirrels

ngdawg 06-26-2005 10:33 AM

wdevauld likes to go to biker bars with a box of crayons and offer his services as a tattooist.

uncle phil 06-27-2005 12:08 PM

ng has never had a mimosa...

Fremen 06-28-2005 12:27 AM

uncle phil dropped trou in the park 'cause he heard the squirrels liked to lick their nuts to clean them before storing 'em for the Winter, and he wanted in on the action.
He was tired of cleaning them in the ball washer at the golf club.

;)

ChistledStone 06-28-2005 03:19 AM

Freman isn't 'just friends' with the hulk.

uncle phil 06-28-2005 11:53 AM

ol' stony throws eggs at moving school buses...

Fly 07-05-2005 03:49 AM

phil........as well as joe.........rode the li'l schoolbus back in the day.

Giant Hamburger 07-05-2005 11:59 AM

Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.

uncle phil 07-05-2005 12:26 PM

GH ate a hot dog once after watching that little dude win the "nathan's hot dog eating" contest the first time...

Fly 07-05-2005 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.


dude..........nicely done.........


good thing i don't drink hard liquor anymore...........or often anyways.









phil likes to play forskins on the back nine........


:thumbsup:

Fremen 07-05-2005 07:32 PM

fly wishes he still had his foreskin. :eek:


;)

uncle phil 07-06-2005 12:59 PM

fre sewed his back on...

Fremen 07-06-2005 08:56 PM

uncle phil went to jail for molesting a quilting bee...

ariekitten 07-06-2005 10:32 PM

fremen is the guy after which "napoleon dynamite" was fashioned

uncle phil 07-07-2005 12:41 PM

arie has one brown eye and one blue eye...

Fremen 07-07-2005 01:48 PM

u.p. has an obsession with brown eyes that earned him a blue and black eye.

;)

Giant Hamburger 07-07-2005 02:12 PM

I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.

Fly 07-07-2005 06:24 PM

G.H. enjoys a good feel from the labella of fly.........

Fly 07-07-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger
I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.



one of the coolest things i've heard you say.........you mind if i use that?

Fremen 07-07-2005 07:20 PM

fly likes to collect unusual phrases to flummox his chemically enhanced friends with.


;)

ariekitten 07-07-2005 11:26 PM

fremen likes to picture fly using unusual phrases

uncle phil 07-08-2005 12:20 PM

arie gets confused when she looks in the mirror and tries to figure out which eye is the blue one and which eye is the brown one...

Fly 07-08-2005 02:04 PM

phil has two blue eyes and one brown one.




*i know.....sick joke,so fuckin' sue me*

paddyjoe 07-08-2005 02:10 PM

flyman has paid WAAAAYYY too much attention to uncle phil's 'brown' eye lately.

amonkie 07-09-2005 12:45 PM

Paddy was born in the Guinness brewery, but drank too much so he got transplanted to the USA by a foamy white stork.

Fly 07-09-2005 04:37 PM

amonkie wants to sit on joe's lap.........

kramus 07-09-2005 05:01 PM

flyman doesn't inhale

Seeker 07-09-2005 07:34 PM

kramus loves to inhale! :D

kramus 07-09-2005 07:36 PM

Seeker colours outside the lines

Fremen 07-09-2005 09:44 PM

kramus paints himself blue and runs naked through town yelling, "Ye canna take muh freedom!!!"

bernadette 07-09-2005 11:38 PM

Fremen sleeps with a voodoo doll.
take that however you wish.

uncle phil 07-11-2005 12:38 PM

bernie still has her ken-doll collection...on display...in her bedroom...

Fly 07-11-2005 12:58 PM

phil still has his barbie collection,hidden under his bed so aunt phil doesn't find them.


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