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Amonkie has a stuffed horse she named Pokey that she consults before making any major decisions. Pokey is very opinionated, but Amonkie claims it's just plain horse sense.
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ngdawg wears her prom dress to the grocery store every Friday, for nostalgia's sake.
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Fremen lurks in the Pet Food aisle hoping somebody will take him home
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the only reason kramus is in an attic in Canada,is because he just recently came outta the closet
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Every room in flyman's new house is a closet. He never has to leave.
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Paddyjoe has a trapdoor in the bottom of his car that lets him slide out if he decides it's time to make friends with the cows.
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amonkie likes to listen to Yanni while watching squirrels mate. :hmm:
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Fremen carries around a serious angst for squirrels
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wdevauld likes to go to biker bars with a box of crayons and offer his services as a tattooist.
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ng has never had a mimosa...
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uncle phil dropped trou in the park 'cause he heard the squirrels liked to lick their nuts to clean them before storing 'em for the Winter, and he wanted in on the action.
He was tired of cleaning them in the ball washer at the golf club. ;) |
Freman isn't 'just friends' with the hulk.
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ol' stony throws eggs at moving school buses...
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phil........as well as joe.........rode the li'l schoolbus back in the day.
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Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.
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GH ate a hot dog once after watching that little dude win the "nathan's hot dog eating" contest the first time...
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dude..........nicely done......... good thing i don't drink hard liquor anymore...........or often anyways. phil likes to play forskins on the back nine........ :thumbsup: |
fly wishes he still had his foreskin. :eek:
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fre sewed his back on...
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uncle phil went to jail for molesting a quilting bee...
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fremen is the guy after which "napoleon dynamite" was fashioned
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arie has one brown eye and one blue eye...
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u.p. has an obsession with brown eyes that earned him a blue and black eye.
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I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.
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G.H. enjoys a good feel from the labella of fly.........
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one of the coolest things i've heard you say.........you mind if i use that? |
fly likes to collect unusual phrases to flummox his chemically enhanced friends with.
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fremen likes to picture fly using unusual phrases
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arie gets confused when she looks in the mirror and tries to figure out which eye is the blue one and which eye is the brown one...
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phil has two blue eyes and one brown one.
*i know.....sick joke,so fuckin' sue me* |
flyman has paid WAAAAYYY too much attention to uncle phil's 'brown' eye lately.
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Paddy was born in the Guinness brewery, but drank too much so he got transplanted to the USA by a foamy white stork.
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amonkie wants to sit on joe's lap.........
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flyman doesn't inhale
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kramus loves to inhale! :D
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Seeker colours outside the lines
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kramus paints himself blue and runs naked through town yelling, "Ye canna take muh freedom!!!"
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Fremen sleeps with a voodoo doll.
take that however you wish. |
bernie still has her ken-doll collection...on display...in her bedroom...
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phil still has his barbie collection,hidden under his bed so aunt phil doesn't find them.
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