Says the guy in the bushes watching them watch tecoyah, et al. ;)

And again.....Fremen becomes jealous.

and ate most of the pizza...

and wiped his mouth on the pillow case......

the pillow case that paddyjoe just used to clean up after watching tecoyah

Jonsgirl is actually Fredsgirl.........it's all a cover eh.

Flyman's favourite evening passtimes include: knitting and writing letters to lonely inmates in the Kingston Penitentary.

*edit*

Why would Charlatan want the Fast Ferry in Toronto....he's fast enough as it is.

*bastard*

hahahah.......we shall call you paddySLOW from here on out.

flyman and paddyjoe actually hate beer and enjoy getting together over tall glasses of prune juice...

Charlatan dreams of squeezing the Charmin for the flyman and joe juice party.

Sadly Joe really does dream of Charlatan performing the Charmin ritual...

Charlatan is addicted to macaroni and cheese with bacon bits in it

ShaniFaye owns a very large piece of cardboard, a Purple Fila workout suit, and copies of Breakin', Beat Street, and Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo. She's been practicing for months; everyone at her wedding reception is in for a surprise.

he is not Jesus and he is not jumping.

sticky really wants to be in with the "in" crowd...if he knows what i mean...

uncle phil took a pill,
drank his fill,
climbed a hill,
had a spill.
Poor uncle phil...

fremen once ordered a pizza just so he could open the door in the nude.

JumpinJesus' onetime occupation was pizza delivery, often to people in the nude.

cyrnel keeps pictures under the pillow of JumpinJesus delivering pizzas to naked people. They make cyrnel happy.

LR's pillowcase has slobber stains on it...(wouldn't happen if you were wearing a pair of sleeper jammies)

Uncle_phil secretly wants to be marilyn monroe. and he is twice a week for an hour in his bathroom. shh, no one else knows!

uncle phil is actually an aunt

and he likes to smear green jello all over is body and run through public schools

chick....hiding....in....a....mans.....body.....

flyman once auditioned to be the session drummer for Captain and Tenille. He was rejected on the grounds that the only song he knew was "Muskrat Love".

JumpinJesus was kicked out of the band, Captain and Tenille for posing for a mangina style photoshoot for the kinky truck-stop magazine, Mangina & Trucks.

i swear to god that bundy wishes he was a chick.....

*had to bring the mangina out again eh?*

flyman also wishes bundy were a chick so he could...umm...well...you know.....hehehe.

paddyjoe hangs out a crosswalks pretending to be a crossing guard

Charlatan is a cross dressing guard.

Flyman stares longingly in the mirror at his ass.

wolf holds the mirror steady for flyman...

Charlatan took the picture of Flyman's ass in the first place.

jonsgirl awaits a new pic of fly with his butt hanging out of the backdoor of...a...pair...of...SLEEPER JAMMIES!!!

uncle phils drag queen stage name is Uncle Phallus De Vine.
he performs with his gaggle of *girls* every saturday night at a drag queen bar over at Rochester.
also in his troupe are Fremen (Free's Men Onatopp), Astrocloud (Astroglider), PJ (Periwinkle Scrotum), Tecoyah (Luscious Laviniyah) and on special occasions when the crowd is gagging for something fresh and exotic, Flyman (Hairy Ass Roofie).
The show usually involves lots of mimed singing to hits such as, 'Save The Best For Last' and 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... but the big show-stopping number they do is an extremely loud redition of C+C Music Factory's massive hit, 'Good Vibrations'... where the *girls* all get out their vibrators and conga line around the small dingy club.

...which is owned by bundy.

And attended by JumpinJesus

And video taped by Astrocloud.

And sold to Bernie. :icare:

To give to bundy for his birthday. ;)