|
|
JumpingJesus lines up his collection of Beanie Babies in neat rows, puts on a shiny yellow blazer and yells things like, " Pouch the Kangaroo, Come ONNN Down!"
|
and ngdawg hops his little kangaroo butt onnn down whenever JummpingJesus yells, then runs around screaming things like 'One dollar!' or 'Plinko!!'
|
jg thinks ng is a guy...
|
Uncle Phil is actually....Aunt Phyllis
|
tecoyah knows such things about "aunt phyllis" cuz they stayed in the same room together.
so.......we now know that tecoyah digs cross dressing dudes named phyllis. .....and paddyjoe was there too.......prolly taken pics of the whole ordeal..... *man....what the hell is up with that?* (yes ladies and gentelmen.....that was a triple whammy) cha-ching |
fly SERIOUSLY wishes he was there, then me and tec could have shut out him and pj both at I-hots...(you had to be there)
|
uncle phil wasn't really there. He's making this up as he goes. Which is causing tec, pj, and flyman to scratch their heads and say, "Who IS this uncle phil guy?"
|
jumpin' jesus, man...you've got to be the only guy in this thread who doesn't know who i am...
|
uncle phil likes to take the skin off of sausages and hide the skins down his pants, then he walks around his local dogpark waiting for K-9 affection.
(sorry phil, I wasn't gonna post this after I thought it up, but I cracked my self up too much not to.) :lol: |
Fre does crack........that's the reason for the above post........
|
in another thread, fly is trying to trip me while i'm sitting down...
|
Unclephil when he's feeling a bit 'Auntphyllis-y
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...wg/phillis.jpg |
Oh My Freakin' God................I'm Blind.
Dawg regularly chases cats with a cattle prod.....just to see how high the can jump |
tecoyah once laughed at a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.
|
JumpinJesus has set up videocameras all around the world, watching everybody's move and recording them for his pleasure. He goes to his underground room every night and laughs cynically at people's stupidities.
|
personally i wouldn't know, but JumpinJesus said that when BlitzkriegKommt is feeling festive, he braids his pubic hairs & then applies glitter hairspray.
don't knock it if you haven't tried it? |
bernadette used to braid her armpit hair just to piss off her high school gym teacher.
|
i heard a rumor that pj was not only bernie's gym teacher, but also her "hair-dresser..."
|
hair dressers..........cross dressers........i keep getting you guys mixed up.......
|
Said the guy what likes to put on pantyhose 'cause a friend on the interweb dared him to. :D
|
said the interweb friend who wanted to see 'ol fly in hose......
Fre likes to check out dudes in pantyhose.........just for shits and giggles |
No secret....fly's always willing to help out a friend.
*freak* |
actually, pj carries a lot more than cameras in that bag...
|
uncle p got caught holding the bag when pj's cop friends showed up dressed as male strippers. :suave:
|
(and they were female, fre...)
fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern... |
Quote:
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/6629/abr...jammies4ss.jpg uncle phil tests all sleeper jammies, personally. *grumbles*mysterious crotch stains*grumbles* You like my exclamation point? :D |
Fremen licked and licked and licked and the stain came out, good as new!
|
paddyjoe helped him.
|
Z put it in the dryer...
|
Uncle Phil's real name is Uncle Phallus... thats right... but he changed it to Phil to make himself more appropriate for the local kiddies, who often like to throw eggs at Phallus's house, because they don't truly understand the quaint beauty of the full length green velvet sleeper jammies.
|
You had better believe that bundy understands the beauty of the green velvet sleeper jammies. He quite often shares them with uncle phallus because it's much more.....ummm.....comfy and cozy that way.
|
uncle phallus.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
good one bundy! |
joe thinks bundy has a good phallus.............weirdo
|
flyman can't recognise a good phallus when he sees one.
|
bundy is really Ted Bundy
|
COA yearns to return to bakersfield...
|
uncle p steers clear of the expensive toilet paper 'cause he likes that 'abrasive' feeling.
|
In an effort to live his life more like his heroes at the Alamo, Fremen keeps his bathroom stocked only with corncobs.
|
and joe....being the outdoorsy,bbqing type of guy that he is........doesn't mind at all....hangin' with Fre when the cobs are on.
|
on the slow days when flys stock of the friendly green are low/empty, he usually resorts to chopping up Fremens old used corncobs, and smoking them...
|
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:19 AM. |
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project