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flyman smoked his barbie collection
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wdevauld keeps checking in here hoping that he'll see some sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil likes drinking fiji water while listening to classical music and smoking a pipe... while in pink lacy lingerie.
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JustJess shot a man in reno...just to watch him die
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reiii has photographic evidence of JustJess shooting a man in reno just to watch him die. the FBI is actively looking for both reiii & JustJess.
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Bernadette is sleeping with the FBI agent on the case to distract them. reiii needs to pay her more for her services.
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JustJess is emptying her bank account for my pleasure.
*points at photos* Dear JustJess, send more money immediately or the FBI agent will suddenly become very bored with me & get back on your pursuit. Not a thread. A promise. *evil laughter* |
Bernadette likes ... pie! (i like pie too)
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barfly makes a hobby of collecting incriminating photos of former US presidents. Posthumously.
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Martian has a secret crush on Karl Rove
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Astrocloud has lost one of his fuzzy slippers. The heartbreak is that he doesn't know if it is the left one or the right one.
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Kramus brings me my fuzzy slippers on a regular basis
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astroglide gave away the sleeper jammies that i sent him last year...
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uncle p chugs maple syrup while wearing his sleeper jammies and watching do-it-yourself shows.
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Matt Arden has had congress with the beast
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reiii has bitten the beast...
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Unclephil got lost one night going from his bedroom to the bathroom and endingup peeing in his wife's priceless Tiffany vase.
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ngdawg watched uncle phil pee. phew!
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JJ has a fixation with those fountains that depict someone or something peeing. ;)
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That's quite the coincidence, because Fremen modeled for many of those fountains.
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paddyjoe bathes in those fountains.
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Bernadette desperately wants to be a tap dancer, but alas, she can't get taps put onto those fuzzy slippers of hers and she won't wear real shoes.. ever... :)
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maleficent has tried to STEAL my fuzzy slippers on more than one occasion.
fortunately she is terrified of my dogs. |
Bernadette's g-spot is Gary, Indiana.
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Giant Hamburger really would prefer to share his consciousness with a fancier planet such as Saturn, but he is such a softie that he couldn't allow himself to let Earth and it's teeming billions lapse from it's current enlightened-by-a-Giant-Hamburger status.
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And Kramus knows this because he is himself a telepathic alien from Tau Ceti. He lives in an attic because that is where he hides his evil alien laboratory, in which he conducts evil alien tests on poor, unsuspecting humans.
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now this is funny...
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meanwhile, SirLance has been negotiating with the dog of bushs baked beans fame for the secret recipe... |
uncle phil spotted raspberry jam leaking from the pocket of his best sleeper jammies, at which point he fucking flipped out when he realized his wife rented out his clothes every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.
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Fremen pays uncle phil's wife $500 per article of clothing to rent his clothing every third weekend, and twice on Yom Kippur.
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CityofAngels is filing a lawsuit-seems Fremen borrowed $1000 from him last year for renting Phil's clothes on Yom Kippur, but still has not paid him back.
is that a 3fer? |
NGDawg, knowing that SirLance has the hots for her, has talked him into reimbursing CityOfAngels for the $1,000 Fremen borrowed to rent Phil's clothes, thus reducing this to a previously solved problem...
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SirLance has always had a problem confusing apples with oranges...
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Uncle Phil's real name is Aunt Phil.
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Johnny Pyro wears mis-matched socks on purpose.
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kramus routinely hides the TV remote down his pants.
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Paddyjoe gets cravings for sleeping in cramped airport chairs, just to smell his suitcase.
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the monk has never had a "beef-on-'weck..."
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uncle mystro likes to play golf in his sleeper jammies..........
.....the ones with the feet. |
fly smears jelly on his pants to attract unruly skwerlz.
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