Uncle Phil wears his undershorts while taking a shower.

Conclamo Ludus dropped the olympic torch...

I did. It is true. I am sorry. I dropped the olympic torch right on Meri's head. I don't know what he was doing betwixt my legs, but he said he was a professional. Sadly I believed him.

C Ludus likes to berate the mice that his sorry assed cat can't catch.

*fuckin' mice eh?*

flyman enjoys the sweet pungent stench of the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT!!!

speakin' of pits....bundy's armpit smells like his crotch.......

Bundy's crotch ironically smells like flyman.

C Ludus knows this cuz.........?????

Flyman's mother told me. It was a very honest moment we shared...I think...

Conclamo pimps out the Flys mother. but when it comes time for her to lay maggots, well, he locks her up in the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT

ouch..........well C Ludus passes his days,by watching cats walk away with thier tails in the air,

Fly was faster...


This Time!

richeee was....slower.....

this time...

Flyman only eats the pink-colored Apple Jacks. He says they taste like rainbows and moonbeams.

Conclamo is only collateral damage.
he is not my intended target.
besides, Conclamo smells.

and, Flyman is easily distracted by the decoy Richeeeeeeee.

the Fly has become scared of Oreo cookies since that last scandel.

even though they sponsered his upbringing anda gave him all, he has turned his back on them.

he is selfish, and demonic.

Toongabbie High School will never allow Bundy back, due to some science club experiment with rhesus monkeys and cheerleaders uniforms, gone bad...

bundy wants to eat me like an oreo cookie......

*got me....richeee*

:D :D :D

richee is all smiles.....

Flyman, that would be an attractive invitation, but i do you are no longer sweet and creamy and chocolatey.
now you are evil. and tasteless.

and that Toongabbie call Rich - thats just plain nasty. i think Meri lives around there. haha.

*richeee innocently kicks the dirt around the playground...whistles nonchalantly...*
:D

by the way, Bun- there's more to follow...
:lol: ;)

bundy has no idea where the Centrepoint tower is...

Meri sits on top of Centrepoint.
he also shops in Asquith.

Bundy thinks he's good just cause he's gunna get to 1000 before me... unfortunately he's right.

Meri is also a post-whore...but sadly he is poor one.

i advise all to avoid his wares and to seek sexual pleasure elsewhere.

bundy listens to AM radio, just waiting for 'Africa' by Toto to come on...

which Meri sang......

flyman gets horny whenever someone mention Africa...

You do the math

mer can't do the math without a calculator...

I heard uncle phil traded his`Vette for a calculator...only cause it came with a new pocket protector.

Uncle Phil is so worried about flies getting in his food he only eats in a true vacume

queedo means `slow-typer' in Ohioese.

paddyjoe dances with the devil in the pale moon light...all the time.

Conclamo Ludus eats Eucalyptus leaves in private. He stalks Koala Bears in zoos to get their leftovers. It has been rumored that he will "do favors' for said Koalas for more leaves.

pheatius listens to stan freberg 78s...

Uncle Phil is the walrus

asquint has a red rash on his neck

Bundy is a member of GreenPeace

squinty thinks that that is an insult.
and he still has a bad rash.

Bundy hangs out with Rosalynn Carter.