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K-wise is the creative genius behind Teletubbies
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Mojodragon is actually a mojoiguana
Asta!! |
K-Asta has a robot head from the future buried in his backyard.
Its name is Bender. |
Fre has been on a bender since last september
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Flyman has never been off his bender... (jesus fly, it's 5:30 am in BC... are still awake or up early?)
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Charlie had to ask his wife what time it was,cuz his mickey mouse watch is broken and he can't read digital.
*up early again man........side job today....woohooo,big bucks* |
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flyman is awfully quick on the draw |
paddyslow...........is well.............too slow
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flyman moonlights as paddyjoe's "helper"... anyone as slow as joe needs "help"
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Ol' Charlie is still angry that he's not my helper. After all, he's applied for the position 12 times now.
Sorry Charlie. |
Paddyjoe cant get the help he seeks.....because he only Knows ....one position
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Tecoyah knows 7593 positions, but he's only limber enough for 2 of them.
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mojodragon is jealous because tecoyah actually has some with whom he can use his two positions...
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Charlatan glues black velvet cutouts to his paint by numbers artwork to enhance it's value.
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kramus dreams of one day walking in the foot steps of the unibomber...
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I wondered if that was who Kramus was on the phone with... See Charlatan's avatar- -it's got a really big nose... you know what they say about big noses don't ya?
It's true |
Maleficient has a huge, magical book at her house called "Everything about Everything" and she does all her research in it before posting advice on TFP
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Sage is secretly afraid that her houseplants don't like her singing voice.
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kramus can only count up to nine...he lost his thumb while running with scissors in the fifth grade...
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uncle phil was forced to dye his remaining 26 hairs blue in order to remain in Florida.
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paddyjoe once killed a man, just for giggles
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tex's other hat is a Blue Jays baseball cap
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kramus lives in an attic somewhere in Canada.
....it just happens to be the attic of his folks house. .....there's mice there too....... ...and spiders |
Flyman once spent a day in a ditch... just to see what the ground looked like from 2 inches away
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been there,done that,didn't like it......... amonkie can be seen on the side of the #1 highway,in the ditch,collecting pop and beer cans,and she does this just for fun........ *she buys lollipops and suckers with the change* |
fly once lit up at a Barney concert and hooked the 3rd and 5th row.
<small>*puff-puff-pass*</small> |
Fremen has a huge collection of paper bags... He is deeply into the minutae of how they are folded and cut... he can talk about them for hours.
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Charlatan spends at least 10 minutes every day staring at his naked body in front of a mirror and flexing.
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Daoust submitted an application to teach at Hogwarts, and is just now waiting for the owl letter to find him.
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monkie sells slightly used candy to kids at slighty lower prices.
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Texanavenger is neither texan nor an avenger. He's an accountant from Green Bay Wisconsin and is hooked on Wonder Woman comic books.
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Ndawg is her states champion at holding a spoon on the edge of her nose for the longest time, although no one can prove it.
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Daoust got a horrible case of Syphilis while backpacking through Vietnam.
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Keist gives himself pedicures while sitting in the mall food court.
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kramus loves to scan pics of halx...
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uncle p raises chinchillas for the bi-monthy chinchilla races at his local VFW.
He gets paid in beer and bingo cards. |
Fremen knows that "only steers and queers come from Texas", and that he doesn't look much like a steer.
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This coming from Daoust whose got a Gadar that has a range of 5000 miles. And can spot a those that bat for the other team in a crowd of thousands.
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Bigwolf got kicked out of his pack for deviant behavior involving the following items:
an oven mitt a copy of "the divine miss M" an unreturned library book 2 matchbooks, and a clock missing the hour hand |
KCMadcow ate food recovered from an autopsy.
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