ScottKuma purchased several Jim Neighbors albums at a yard sale, and could be heard muttering, "oh the sweetness, Jimmy, you're all mine..." as he meandered away like a rabies stricken mongrel.

Poppinjay muff dives, but only while fully clothed, including wearing a bellaclava

Daoust enjoys riding public transit and clipping his toenails...

Charlatan runs a chigger farm in upper Brattleboro, VT.

ScottKuma has a pet puma named "Fritzie." He secretly lets Fritzie out at night to feed on the pets of neighbors that annoy him.

SirLance has trouble with doing things in order...

Charlatan got his name by betraying Jesus' brother John by claiming his karate was no good.

poppinjay teaches second grade...

uncle phil never graduated from grade two.

Charlatan got phil in serious trouble in the 2nd grade by substituting phil's No. 2 pencil with a No. 3.

Fremen is actually Mr. Frodo of the nine fingers.

Poppinjay still infuses phrases like "fo' shizzle, dizzle" and "homey don't play dat" into regular everyday conversations with his parents.

Doust has the world's largest collection of used toilet paper.

SirLance surfs the internets for pictures of pee drinkers.

Poppinjay is a pee drinker, though he doesn't have any pictures on the Internet... yet.

charlie has to spend the rest of his life being...charlie...

As sad as that is, unclephil wishes he could do the same.

Charlatan made his bundle selling bottled cat piss as rogaine.

Toppy had a head of hair as fine as any,
'til one day he decided to visit Papua, New Guinea. :D
http://www.papuanewguinea.net/JPEG/0302ThreeWigmen.jpg

Fremen is actually one of those guys in the picture, except really he's white. He just uses a lot of face paint.
Fremen desperately wants to fit in.

Daoust is God's macaw.

So that's where Icy Hot Stuntaz come from!

Poppinjay is a founding member thereof.... :hmm:
The fourth Icy Hot Stunta, the Pete Best of blessedly obscure white rap, if you will.

Tophat accidentally made a type-o when registering for the TFP:

He wanted to be called "Too phat", spelled like the cool kids do it.

Instead, people refer to him as the Top-hat, like the traditional english headdress, and he is too shy to point out that he just wanted to fit in with the cool kids.

He is often heard muttering to himself "At least I think I am PHAT..."

BigBen likes to wear women's frilly udergraments beneath his combat fatigues...

To be honest, they don't do anything for him, he just wants to fit in with the rest of his regiment.

Charlatan kidnapped the lost colony.

They made a whittle-o when they craved "Croatan" into the tree.

Poppin-fresh recently saw a bigfoot in the woods.
He tried to follow it but he slipped in some bear shit and was humiliated when the Pope started laughing at him.

Nice try HERE but you know we don't believe you right?

Your secret is out, my friend. Embrace the error of your ways. :icare:

Charlie's obssession with my reading habits has taken up all of his frequent flyer miles, trying to prove his ultimate theory as correct.
Einstein didn't give up, Charlie. Are you? :p

HEY! THEY ARE NOT FRILLY UNDERGARMENTS!

They are polypropylene thermal underwear. They just happen to be unisex in nature, of the fitted boxer brief type. No front door access, that's all!

Now when I am off duty, that is another affair. Victoria's Secret all the way, baby...

Oh, and Fremen once composed a beautiful sonata for the harmonica, and dedicated it to all those around the world with the disease that has plagued him since birth..... NotCool-itis.

Ben is addicted to colored fonts. He downloads them constantly, and has recently had his security clearance reduced because of his fontitis. His computer has 2,349,097,842,365 fonts, and growing.

In times of yore, Sir Lance bravely rode away away....

Ranger was only disqualified because of her gender. She was able to complete all the drills and meet all the other qualifications.

When he doesn't want to be noticed, Ben places his victoria's secret undergarments over his head. He believes that if he can't see you, you can't see him. And, besides, it feels good.

Sirlance spends he Wednesday nights out in the desert screaming for all who can hear, "I AM THE KWIZACH HADERACH!!!"


(sadly Fremen will never get this joke)

Charlie has bought every item Joan Rivers has ever sold on The Shopping Channel, including his vast collection of Cubic Zirconia.

big ben quit looking at TSC after they sold the last clock...

phil gargles his B&C...........

UnclePhil has every album put out by Jim Neighbours...

Last year Phil travelled across the country to meet Neighbours at a seminar call, "Gawly, You Can be a Man Too".

None of this is really a secret... the real secret is that Phil was disappointed when Neighbours didn't make a pass at him (he wore his lucky underware and everything...).


EDIT:

Flyman bogarts his joints...

Charlie is a tad bit slow............



*must've rode the little bus with joe eh?*

*bastard*








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