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Daoust has a family of mexicans living in his underpants drawer because he believes it will somehow keep them fresh
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Fremen is a spare Mexican.
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Zephyr66 is into pilfering underwear drawers to find out how fresh they are.
He keeps any spare Mexicans he finds. |
charlie wiped his hands on joe's shirt after eating all those greasy, gooey ribs in the roch...
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shhhhhh....
phil doesn't know what he's talking about. |
Charlatan has caused a warp in the space-time continuum.
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Giant Hamburger wishes he were an oscar meyer wiener
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cj2112 IS an oscar meyer weiner...or is it wiener...either way, cj2112 is also a whiner...
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Shazbotus sleeps with his remote controls because he is afraid space aliens will modify them so they only tune PBS.
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SirLance entertains senior citizens with his off the cuff, irreverent versions of "Down By The Bay"
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Daoust likes to get naked and dream of the provincial leaders of Canada accidentaly walking in on him... "Oops," he'd say. And then a pillow fight would breakout until it devolved into everyone tickling Ralph Klien until he puked...
Ah good times. |
Charlatan likes to pretend he's a pillow being used in said pillow fight.
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JJ once had a pillow fight with Sally Jessy Raphael. He won 2 out of 3 bouts.
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Fremen is the founder of the very first, growing by the minute, and still going strong, " Pauly Shore Fan Club." Some refer to it as the PSFC. Thank you. :thumbsup:
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Johnny Pyro is Pauly Shore.
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Charlie don't know shit
.....so don't ask him. |
Flyman likes to get baked and watch "Punky Brewster" season one on dvd. Punky power!
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Johnny Pyro likes to go downtown and ask people for directions. He likes the human contact.
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Charlie seasons his meat with porcupine droppings and cumin.
That's his big grilling secret. :eek: |
Fremen is always willing to supply the 'cumin'.
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internet porn star freaky joe here likes to wrap himself in toilet paper and have his boyfriends undue him ticket by ticket............he likes it slow eh.
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Flyman is neither a fly nor a man.
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Zephyr, however, is actually a fly.
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shazbotus likes to double-bag it on Wednesdays, if you know what I mean.
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Fremen hopes somebody does know what he means, because he sure doesn't.
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Johnny Pyro regularly posts letters to the Easter Bunny.
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Zephyr66 still thinks Santa Claus is real. I just don't have the heart to tell him. *SIGH*
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sirlance is willing to pay REAL dollars for a pair of designer sleeper jammies...
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...but only if they have the trap door...
Uncle Phil has a vast collection of "Dorothy" shoes from the Wizard of Oz. He dresses up as the Cowardly Lion and tap dances in them... |
SirLance recently purloined the original pair of Ruby Slippers so phil couldn't get his mitts on them.
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/me thinks fre had a "hand" in that "purloining..."
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UnclePhil likes to take long walks in the forest dressed up like Hansel... He dreams that one day he will find his Gretel and they will discover the joy of getting lost and living in a house made of candy.
Sadly, all he ever gets is a cold. |
Charlie often abuses himself to the tune of $50 a pop. ($150 CDN)
That's right, folks, he charges himself. |
Fremen really is a moist bint...
Ok maybe that isn't such a deep, dark secret... |
Charlie likes to dress up in a long gown with a tiara and sceptre and go about acting graciously towards his furniture.
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this morning, sirlance couldn't get the flap unbuttoned in time...
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...because Uncle Phil kept getting in the way...
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Sir Lance is a really great singer. If you like Falco.
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Toppy spends time at the drugstore hoping embarrassed boyfriends ask for his help picking out feminine healthcare products.
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Fremen has a pet zit on his butt. He named it after Astrocloud.
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