Meri goes to car washes nude, with the windows rolled down. He says that he likes the feeling of the hot wax on his naked torso.

Conclamo Ludus's family tree is a straight line...

Meri's family tree is a piece of driftwood.

bundy, bundy, fast and loose
Though he's missing parts and screws
His pinky toe, if it be known
Is really rather blue

:)

Sorry, but I coudn't resist going for bundy...!

:D

Pyrate likes to break the rules of the game.

Conclamo Ludus does not dance.
He likes to move to Eurotrash trance.

Conclamo Ludus does not dance.
But he has a fire in his pants.

He will not grind.
He will not break.
He will not tango, or shimmy or shake.

Give him a bass groove with a high-pitch squeal
He'll eat it up, like dying man's last meal
Swaying to and fro will please him the most
Like a drugged-up, acid-tripping German Falco Ghost

yon pheatius has a lean and hungry look...leaning out the window and looking for...(ready for this?)...CHICKEN SOUP!!!

Uncle Phil can't dance. He has three left feet.

Conclamo Ludus has never had a bath. He wont engage in any acts he can't spell...


Fremen is still shit scared of moths

Meri wants to vote Regina out of the Big Brother house. (NOOOO!!!)

Fremen, moths, nuff said.

Ouch! Regina's a champ... i want to have her children


Bundy has an original copy of 'Stutter-rap', signed by Morris Minor & the Majors...

i know, GO REGGIE!!!! what a legend.

Meri is Ivan Milats love child. (and the mother is Rose Porteous), how do those razor blades taste, Ivan?

Bones is what he eats...

Conclamo doesn't know that the front funnel on the Titanic was a fake


guess the cats out of the bag now...

Meri thinks that Neddy Smith is his dad.
he travels up to Grafton to visit Ned in prison.

Neddy Smith really is bundy's dad. Meri believes they are brothers. Except Neddy Smith goes up to Grafton to visit bundy in prison.

Conclamo is really Roger Rogerson. Roger the Dodger. Australias nastiest cop.

Bundy repeated kindergarten...

actually...no thats not right.

Meri took three years to do his HSC.
pathways man, pathways.

Bundy did the VCE...

no, i'll take that back, that was a bit over the top.

looks like Meridae'n's goat turned into a two headed freak with only one breast.....too bad dude.

shoulda stayed with the goat man.

flyman is sooooooo excited for the 2010 Olympics, he has started renting out his cardboard housing!
Good Luck, Fly!

richeee makes love by numbers...

how'd you know i live in a cardboard house?

richeee is jealous that paddyjoe has dibs on my couch for the 2010 olympics and not him.

*edit* damn too slow.

Meri jerks off very fast...just like posting

the Fly is actually a fifteen hundred year old demon. the great hamster demon. fear him people, for he is pure evil.

bundy has a neat little trick with hamsters...

....feltching anyone?

the Fly is Richard Gere, in disguise.

bundy is in looooove with richard gere.....you freak...stay away from me man......you make me feel all weird inside.

well Fly, no one, and i mean NOONE, wears a tie as well Mr Gere.
and he was brilliant as Billie Flynn in Chicago.

anyway,
Flyman disagrees with the whole notion of stalking people.

Bundy is also in love with Gus the Snail.


And moths still spook Fremen...

M has a whole collection of moths stashed in a jar.

*weirdo*

Dammit!
the FLY too quick.
well, what can i expect... he is a demon.

oh, and Meri breeds those nasty looking Devils Head Moths, so he can torture Fremen (whose locked in the basement)

Bundy has no idea what 'girt by sea' means...

mer is secretly planning a hostile take-over of my slowly growing "sleeper jammie" business...

uncle phil doesn't have the capital to start his jammie business, or the contacts...

uncle phil bought Elvis' sleeper jammies off e-bay for $25,000. What a deal!

oh hell, Meri's fast...too fast in fact...At least that's what his girl told me.

paddyjoe eats his toenails... and phil's, bundy's, fly's, and dreams about eating Nikki's...

Meridae'n leads a tribe of poop worshiping amputees. This is a perfect position for him as it kills two 'fetish' birds with one stone!!!

Pyrate is a poop worshipping amputee. A tragic toilet seat accident left him with his left butt cheek amputated. Poop is his messiah and one day he will return to bring Meri and his crew to the Big Septic Tank in the sky.

conclamo ludus has a roilet fixation...