Uncle Phil has stopped breathing. He never really needed the oxygen anyway as he has been a zombie since the late eighties.

Pheatius should know.
Just take a look into his basement.
http://www.homepageofthedead.com/fil...ht/karen1s.jpg

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1057780371 Giant Hamburger has a ......little(giggle,giggle)piece of meat:D

'tweren't me...

Uncle Phil has never known the pleasure of picking his nose. See, he was born without fingernails...

Meri stays indoors with his tinfoil hat on so the aliens can't mind-read the coordinates to the local pub.

fremen likes to sing the old cowboy song........"lookin' for love in all the wrong places"......

with shit on his nose.

....hey...santa fly...cooool.

bones hangs out in other peoples closets.

he visits them when they are having a bad day.

*wonders....when are you gonna go home bones?*

bones wishes he was in my closet so he could peek on me jerkin my johnson

flyman really wants to be called 'Diptera-man'

meri wants South Africa to win the Tri Nations.

Bundy's last name is 'Tallis'

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yes, thats right... i´m Gordie Tallis.

Meri´s last name is Webke.

Although he is the best prop in the game, I would rather be a NSWelshman than Webke...


Bundy drinks Tooheys Red, for the taste.

OUCH!
that has to be the dodgiest, nastiest beer.


meri drinks West Coast Cooler for the taste

I drink WCC to look masculine and sophisticated.


Bundy thinks Something For Kate's new album sounds completely different to their first two...

Meri wants to move to Mt Isa when he retires.
once there, he´ll start selling fake moon rocks by the side of the highway.

Bundy feels empty cause he never owned a pair of Aerosports

M has 6 nipples....seriously, it's weird

actually, i did own a pair of aerosports...and they served me well...


hambone has a vested interest in the exquisite nipples of Meri...he intends to capture meri and milk his nipples dry...

run meri, run...

bundy smells like he's from Nimbin...

ah, well, i should now like to announce to everyone that the winner of the Bong Throwing event at this years Green Olympics was Meri. (this is an event that came about from residents of Nimbin having to lob their bongs over the back fence when the cops came to the door).

he also came in a close second in the Artistic Joint Rolling competition. he thought he had one with his two metre long joint extravaganza, but he did not count on that fat bikie who made a delightful fairy shaped joint in under one minute.

bundy is the "pony" in the S&M Olympics.

*You guys, bundy and Meri, crack me up when you riff off each other.) :lol: :thumbsup:

If you need any explainations of what we're talking about, don't hesitate to ask...


Fremen liked 'Flubber'

fremen seems to have a tommy chong look-a-like growing out of his ass

laxative likes to come second...

dammit.
Meridae'n always comes prematurely.

Isn't this supposed to be the 'secret' thread though?


Laxative gives everyone the shits...

mer wants to move to brisbane...(a small, very small hamlet in upstate new york...)

bloody oath! But it would mean i'd be a Queenslander...


Uncle Phil has an unhealthy spiritual bind with his avatar

Bris-vegas... one day we´ll all be able to retire there.

Meri doesn´t think Judith Lucy is funny.

Or pretty.

Bundy thinks Rove is funny, and tall (sorry to burst ur bubble...)

Meri is watching Rovey right now... cos he has a big fat juicy crush on little Rovey... but he told his friends that he´s only watching it to see Anoushka from Big Brother.

I'm watching Rove cause my old girl doesn't have Austar...


Bundy can't wait until Chrissy is evicted and does a spread in Picture magazine...

LOL!!
how that is a nasty thought.... thanks for that...
i just want Chrissy to leave so Reggie can win!!


Meri aspires one day to get really drunk and dance around a karoake bar to prince´s little red corvette in a provocative manner.

Bundy used to dance at Blue-light discos

blue-light discos hahaha, what memories...
i don´t ever remember dancing though...


Meri used to play catch-and-kiss with the other kids at his all boy high school.

Bundy still wears 2 pairs of Converse socks at the same time...

Meri still buys jeans and tears the bum out...

bundy is going to bed depressed because the Aussie dollar fell 0.04 cents short of being worth US$0.65...