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Freeman sells his pubes on e-bay under the guise of Colin Farrell.
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Mantus doesn't know what "oral" means.
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Flyman has been sulking all day long because he didn't get what he really wanted for his birthday.... Bud Lite
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Elphaba is really Wally Cox, reincarnated.
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SirLance writes fluffy cloud poetry, likes long walks on the beach, and horses.
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and pop likes pina coladas...
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Uncle Phill is the personal stylist for Howie Mandel
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Mantus has met the Great Pumpkin.
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Kramus is caught in a time warp. He's really from 1887. Or 2035... no one really knows for sure... not even Kramus...
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Sir Lance was Ivan the Terrible in a previous life. Don't upset him or he is liable to gouge your eye out with a spork.
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Medusa hates cartoons. She will turn into a ninja if anyone puts on a Bugs Bunny Cartoon and don't even think of putting Rocky and Bullwinkle on...
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shesus keeps Tinkerbell in a salt shaker in the kitchen. She claims the sprinkles of pixie dust make her scrambled eggs extra light and fluffy.
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kramus listens to Prairie Home Companion while taking a bubble bath, surrounded by scented candles.
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Fremen tends to exhibit the frequent Communist tendency.
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serlindsipity visits the honky tonk bars on Fridays, hoping for a cowboy...
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Poppinjay's plans to assasinate the Pillsbury Dough-Boy were foiled by the Michelin Tire Man. He plots revenge.
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Sir Lance secretly likes flyman's hairy ass and is anxiously awaiting the return of it...
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feel knows it's all about the the ass, but continues to deny it. Even while presented with the hairy roofer's proof. :D
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Fremen puts a heavy amount of cinnamon and other spices in all his foods because he thinks it will make him live longer and turn his eyes a funny color...
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Zeraph has a pet giraffe named Leon. Leon likes to listen to Herman's Hermits, and warbles along to "Henry the Eigth" whenever it plays.
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SirLance is a bad mutha! SHUT YO MOUTH! I'm only talkin' 'bout SirLance. THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
And nobody understands him but his woman. |
pop has it bad, and that ain't good...
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Uncle Phil is so lame that when he replied to this thread, people stopped posting...
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BigBen is SOOOOOO Big
'How big is he!" He's so big that people often mistake him for a bus, and try to board him! |
SirLance meant to enter the user name of "ParLance", but got distracted as he attempted to board BigBen.
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Sultana is secretly practicing tap dancing in the basement.
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Kramus is secretly hoping to be Sultana's Ginger Rogers to her Fred Astaire- he's hoping those tapand ballet lessons his momma made him take as a child will finally pay off. (and he looks delightful in chiffon too)
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Maleficent claims not to like chocolate. However, not only does she love chocolate, she actually is the president of the nestle corporation and uses her 'hater' front as a marketing strategy.
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she has a permanent zit on her left shoulderblade...
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I can't believe how gorgeous shesus is.
Oh wait, this is secret revealing time. OK...shesus likes to give internet makeovers to unwilling match.commers... Un huh, too slow to post properly! Uncle Phil is not so secretely in love...with himself! |
The forum title 'psycho' originated from Sultana.
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Mojo rubs his ass on various surfaces whenever he visits his neighbor's house.
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Freman rubs his ass on any creature too slow to run away. Several states are considering legislation opposed to this, variously entitled "Save the Box Turtle" and "Freedom from Fremen." United Slugs International is a major "grass roots" sponsor.
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Elphaba is a political extremist gaining popularity with her "Anit-Ass" compaign.
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MojoRisin is the person behind the cocunter who insists you call a large, a "grande".
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Poppinjay runs up behind golfers on the tee box, yells "FORE!" and runs away, giggling hysterically. Several golf courses have banned him, but he does it anyway.
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Sir Lance's handicap (in golf) is 74.
His handicap in life, coincidentally, is also 74.... :hmm: |
As a pillow, BB rests his head every night on a watermelon.
He's had his current one for 6 weeks. |
fremen does things to watermelon of which I am not allowed to speak - let's just say - i wouldn't have fruit salad at fremen's place of residence...
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Ms. M has a black site where attention sluts, whiners and the perpetually narcissistic are held indefinately. I know this to be true because I recently escaped through the coal shute.
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