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duh.......mornin' mal.
mal needs about 14 more cups of coffee today. |
flyman doesn't actually smoke cannabis, he uses it to make really cheap paper instead!
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Secret Method 70 is actually more of a covert operation 70.
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And Poppin Jay is really more of a Snap, Crackle kind of guy. The casting agent said he didn't have the energy to be "Pop", and Jay has been on performance enhancing drugs ever since, trying to achieve his goal...
Hey, only 457 more days till the next tryout! Keep your eye on the prize Jay! |
BigBen loves chick flicks...the sappier, the better. He keeps a box of Kleenex nearby and by the end of the movie, the box is empty.
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The box is empty because Medusa99 uses them to make snot sandwiches, which she then sells to unsuspecting customers as doughy ceviche.
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PoppinJay knows exactly what he buys, and continues to do so.
"Doughy Ceviche"? PoppinJay loves that shit. |
BigBen is upset with PoppinJay, because Poppin doesn't share those ohh so good sandwiches. This is a big thing with BigBen since he is the one that told Poppin about them.
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Dragonknight has a vast collection of snow globes in a specially made room.
He hits a switch and the room shakes hard for ten seconds. |
Fre..........still likes the penis bong.
you go girl.......... :D |
fly can't get over the fact they used me for the penis bong model.
Jealous.......much!??! :D |
Fremen was the model for the small. I was the model for the Whopper.
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pop lies...
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and Uncle Phil swears to it
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Elphaba dips her underwear in apple cider before she dries them.
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Fremen hides the fact that when he drinks that post-dip cider he develops a rather fine bosum and has hair loss on his body.
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kramus has an enormous head - as big as a house! it can't even fit in his avatar!
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Tachion is a secret identity for the real person who had to flee to our universe to escape living with their real name:
'Noihcat' |
Brilliant Idiot is an oxymoron.
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MojoRisin's mojo is actually faltering in the late afternoon and hits the bed at 8:30, after a nice cup of tea and humorous stories from Reader's Digest.
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poppinjay likes to stroke his bum.
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Charly picks his nose.
in front of his kids too............fer shame man,fer shame. |
flyman is a peeping tom.
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Charlatan has the largest collection of G.I. Joe underwear in the world. His favorite pair is the one with Snake-Eyes on the bum...
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BB still drools over the sleeper jammie catalog...
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uncle p ran over his caddie in his golf cart for trying to abscond with his emergency pair of sleeper jammies.
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Fremen likes to stroke Uncle Phil's bum. In fact, he'll stroke just about anyone's bum, if they'll stand still long enough...
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Sir Lance? Wish you were my Sir Lancelot.
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SirLance's sword serves peace, justice, truth, and honor, for all nations and peoples, but his heart serves only his lady.
Guinevere has always had a crush on Merlin, and when he dumped her for Nimue, she put postassium nitrate in his coffee. And lots of it! |
I assumed such a brave knight was already spoken for. I was only being wishful..
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And I am flattered!
After Guinevere rendered Merlin impotent, she went on to collect the world's largest ball of sock lint. It is now viewable in the museum of unusual things! |
Sirlance is a closet comic!
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Brewmaniac's favorite pasttime is to hold conversations with himself on public transportation. He chooses crowded bus lines on purpose, in order to bother the most people possible.
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Medusa longs for a good hard,stiff.............
Canadian beer. |
Flyman's one attempt at streaking ended poorly as a hot gay guy started chasing him.
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Mantus is actually the voice of cartman from south park...and he doesn't have to change it for the show.
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Zeraph walks up to random people in the park and shouts "It's 1:30", but he never does it at 1:30... leaving confused and frightend people thinking there watches are wrong...
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SirLance knows the government's terrible secret...when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
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Willravel lived in a Sears house for a year, then traded it in for a pantsuit.
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Poppy can spread peanut butter on bread with his penis.
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