tecoyah hires underage prostitues and makes them dress up like tom cruise and yell "show me the money" at him for hours on end

Pigglet is the drunk guy from the first Wayne's world.

Six always thought that if she could get Chris Farley into the suit the guy wore on the "The Great Ameican Hero," she'd never have to fantasize about what her knight in shining armor would look like. Believe it or not, she's walking on air...

:lol: That's funny and imaginative. ;)

pigglet secures his bedcovers with weights so he gets that tucked in feeling all night long, without having to call his mother into his bedroom more than once.

after much forethought and consideration, fremen told me the other day that the only drawback to making passionate love to a koala was his distaste for euchalyptus (sp?) leaves...he giggled when i asked him how he knew....

/thanks - i still miss that show. imagine finding your hero playing some guy on matlock. but i loved that show too. ;) sadly enough, you have no idea how close your secret would have hit home when i was six

Pigglet's secret is that I post a lot right after he does.

everquest seems to really enjoy being a post whore right behind pigglet...........

...hehe....right behind him......hehehe

Flyman actually lives in a tenement in Newark, NJ and is a narcotics officer. He's logged every comment about drugs that everyone here has ever made and turned the logs over the the FBI.

A day late.. Damn.
 

Remember the SNL skit with Chris Farley and Patrick
Swazye aS Chip'NDale dancers?
I sure do..
Jeebus He was on fire..

Wrkime Sold me hash.

Pigglet got his user name only after having spent His entire childhood sold into slave labor busting his ass in the ferrowing house. Oh.. and because his nose.. looks like this (**)

SixEd gets people drunk, just so she can shave her name into their back hair.

WW stands behind Six and makes sure his prized pupil makes no spelling errors. He's anal that way. ;)

fremen was born with 3 testicles

Fillips was born with none.

SixEdxMia had a penis with no hole

fillips liked to watch 6ed get backed up.

he'stheone sprinkles blueberries on his breakfast yogurt...

uncle p switches iam's blueberries for rabbit droppings.

Fremen collects the droppings for him from a rabbit hutch out side of the old lady next doors bedroom window..

which happens to be right next door to Six,who happily jots down notes on the old lady's ways,so she can use them when she gets old.

Six absolutely loves meat between bread, as a sandwich cures the deepest cravings from within......hmmmm bratworst

Tecoyah only says that because He stole sixteen sandwiches from our last family picnic and tried to lure hungry hobos into doing his yardwork.. than he blamed it on me.


You should know I don't eat meat. I just chew it and spit it out.

Hurts so good........and they did a damn good job.

Six has spent many a year, honing the ability to measure the intellect of a foe, by guessing thier weight.

Tecoyah sends me poetry.Lots of it,I pat him on the back and tell him his writing style rivals that of Edgar Allen poe,when in fact.. he spells his own name wrong more than half of the time.

6-ed still roasts banana peels...

Uncle Phil Isn't really my Uncle Phil,He's my father,but my mom never told my dad,So why should I?

6'edx likes to watch toast burn in the microwave for hours.

iamtheone isn't really the one. Well, not in the way you're thinking. iamtheone is reffering to being the one that has a fondness for little dogs.

Original King is a registered Republican.

Peetster knows this because they attend the same brunches.

Fremen has a thing for fat chicks wrapped in celophane.(As do most republicans)

Six thinks she sees ninjas around every corner, but in actuality they are lost tobogganists looking for their toboggan.

Fremen wishes he wore a touque........


and that he drank molson canadian ..................eh

Flyman voted "no" on Proposition 72 Legalizing Marijuana instead of "yes" by mistake because he was stoned. How sad.

Peetster cheats at bakeoffs. : X

Six bakes at cheatoffs.



/confused

Fremen cheats and can't bake.

Six wishes she could bake as good as I cheat...er...something like that...

Fremen failed the third grade.Twice.

Six can't count correctly. (it was three times, first two were practice runs)