Giant Hamburger doesn't really love the lady Bundy. He is just using her.

Conclamo Ludus likes to suck out the Bavarian cream filling from doughnuts at the local doughnut shop and then 'refill' them with Conclamo Ludus cream.

pheatius is already looking for formal "sleeper jammies" to wear to the GH/Bundy wedding...

Uncle Phil wants to win the bid to design Pheatius' formal-wear sleeper jammies.

CLudus has a hard time handeling a gun.....

*damn yard apes*

The Fly refused to be the best man for either Hamburger, or me... he didn´t like the idea of a man marrying a magnificent foodstuff.
so he will be replaced by another, more open-minded friend.

"Bones" is just a psuedonym.

g-pod sneezes when he kisses his dog. He went through 3 boxes of kleenex on Wednesday alone.

fremen wants to be the flower girl in the wedding...

uncle phil was lobbying to be the maid of honor. A position he has held many times before!

Paddyjoe has a tattoo of Secret Squirell somewhere private.

Rockogre has a map to that "Somewhere private" place...it is there he believes the treasure of the Sierra Madre is hidden...

Pheatius actually likes sleeping in short-sheeted beds.

Fremen has never read Dune...

charlatan is gathering together the trousseau for bundy...

Uncle Phil
took a pill
it cost him a buck and a quarter
when phil came down
his face did frown
for he had overpaid dearly

Oh, that hurts, that gets me to the core....:( ;)

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Pheatius likes to polish his balls with furniture wax.
Did I mention he doesn't bowl?

Fremen can't read...that's why Charlatan's comment hurt so bad.

fly can't carry a tune...or so i've heard (ouch)...

unc. phil wishes every night, before he falls asleep, for a pair of sleeper-jammies for Christmas.

Fremen likes to dress as santa and deiliver sleeper jammies to all the good little uncle phils

flyman once asked a friend to "come over and check out my rear-end"

well thanks for that......

splck likes being asked by other guys to check out their rear ends

no really....he does

flyman even offered to wash his rear-end before viewing. He also wants his rear-end freshly lubed.

flyman gets his tires rotated daily.

fremen has an anal-compulsive disorder...

Uncle Phil has to eat his food anally...

Meridae'n feeds Uncle Phil.

double slagg.....splck enjoys lubing rear ends

fremen lost his refresh button

flyman putts from the rough...

Meridae'n smacks stuff with a velvet sledge hammer. :thumbsup:

/me checks for the refresh button....*scratches head* uh-ee-ugh! :p

Stiltzkin lives in a van down by the river with splck.

Fremen isn't really a man at all, but rather the last hope of planet Orgasmia who came to earth to collect a material that can only be obtained from gay men's seman in order to save his planet from the talking horses.

wow....Pennington knows gay aliens from outer space that ride talking horses.

is that fucked up or what?

(welcome eh)

fly, that is so wrong...but not as wrong as the sight of you in polka-dotted sleeper jammies...

uncle phil recently grew a penis on his arm after his original one was fried off while taking a piss on an electric fence.

Pennington recently acquired Michael Jacksons' bones.

Fremen sold them to Pennington after he was done 'using' the 'bones' himself. (But he did at least sanitize them first)

Pheatius wishes he had never thrown those feces at the big gorilla

The last time sporty got his temperature taken with an anal thermometre, the doctor had both his hands on sporty's shoulders...

(lol at Meris' post) :lol:

Meri sings Neil Diamond songs while masturbating.

Fremen masturbates Neil Diamond.

At least he can masturbate Neil Diamond, laxative doesn't have hands.

You can talk Pennington, you don't even have a sternocleidomastoid.

mer uses double-sided tape to keep his jammies closed...

uncle phil uses double-sided tape to keep his ass-cheeks closed. (diareha chachacha)

pennington secretly fantasizes about members of n-sync

Fire prefers Menudo. (and Pennington fails to see the glory of diarhea)

laxative can't play backgammon for shit

Meridae'n has an imaginary friend called Billy-bob, he touches billy-bob in strange ways. Billy-Bob gets scared by Meridae'n.

zubrei has webbed toes and can hear dog whistles!

Rock lets elves live in his beard.

At night, while he's sleeping, they come out and fix his shoes!

Once, he sneezed and killed several of them. It was a sad day.

Troublebot had a long-term relationship with one of the elves in Rock's beard. He is still bitter and has vowed to avenge himself againt all cold germs... Cold germs beware, he will find a cure to the common cold.

Pheatius has several long term relationships with the cold germs living, permanently, in the elvish ex-lovers of Troublebot.

punk's mother is a virgin

Meri's "father" is a virgin.

punkr's father is a snowman, if you catch my drift...

I don't get it... But anyways...

Meri's actually Bill Gates, posing as an Austrailian here on the TFP to try and infiltrate Qpid's Liberation Army!!

guy sleeps with the fishes...

uncle phil keeps an aquarium full of fish.

.....he likes to.....well....you know......

flyman...well...knows...

Conclamo...well...taught flyman

Tulax...keeps trying to steal all my damn fish...

guypunkr once farted "Silent Night" in church.

Fremen goes around supermarkets putting expensive vodka in other peoples' trolleys

castex then removes the expensive vodka from their bags in the parking lot, drinks it all and passes out in a vain attempt for pity dates.

pheatius pities castex...

uncle phil only drinks vodka in his sleeper jammies...so when he passes out, he's all ready to be tucked in.

pj gives phil pity sex every morning. little does he know that phil thinks hes the one giving the pity sex to pj...

what strange, sad, yet ever so pathetic love story.

bundy has a fetish for men dressed in clothes made of AOL cds

glophead lives in a trailer on the banks of the mighty Shenandoah.

he moves his trailer up and down that fine river on a regular basis - mainly to avoid the FBI, who are looking to question him in relation to several Quikie-Mart robberies.

He fishes for catfish and hunts racoons to feed his 12 appalachian brats.

At night he goes on the prowl - for willing west virginia hookers, who cross those mighty appalachian peaks to service the hungry sexual appetites of the shenandoah banksmen.

They are a dying breed, the Shenandoah banksmen... the world will be a far sadder place without them.

Remember El Nino?

That was Bundy.

Spinach Indeed has a pet frog, and it's not even green...

thats not a frog Meri, Spinach has a CANE TOAD as a pet.

quick, lets destroy it before it escapes from spinach and destroys Australias wildlife from the North Queensland coast, over to Kakadu.

no wait, that would mean having to go into Queensland... eeewwww..... Queenslanders... now i feel dirty.

Meri loves FNQ. as i said before, one day hes going to retire up there.

you australians will all die of skin cancer.

Laxative was named for his favorite food group, one of his own design: laxatives.

guyp smuggles marmots out of Canada in his sleeper-jammies.

Fremen stole my sleeper-jammies a few weeks back... That's how he knew about the marmots (he found out the hard way...).

Oh, it wasn't so hard... ;)

guyp slips his grandmother a little hooch in her Metamucil.

Fremen and guypunkr have a crazy relationship with some marmots that they stole from Canada.

you guys better be nice to the marmots or we'll have to send the angry beavers over.

flyman voted Social Credit...

Charlatan is really the blue Power Ranger.

rock can recount the life history of each of the teletubbies...

if it weren't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

thats great Vitamin, but thats no horse buddy, thats a mule, with a swollen testicle. and i believe the guy you nicked it from is still hunting you down.

right then...and my good aussie buddy bundy knows this from...

froin' mule testies on da barbie mate.

flyman does the booty dance with his ex-first grade teacher.

if it wasn't for Fremen's horse, he wouldn't have spent that year in the monastery.

man....i was in love with my first grade teacher.


prOf3n used to teach english....but he kept vixing up his merbs.

Flyman regularly offers Aussie cricketers cash for pitch conditions and other juicy bits of info to help his fledgling career as a bookie.

however, offering 50/1 for Australia beating Bangladesh in the cricket won´t help his cause.

bundy shudders in fear whenever he posts to this thread, hoping against all hope, that richeee will not reveal any more of the Aussie secrets bundy carries around in a plastic bag, duct taped to his ankle!

richeee is a premature evacuator.

Fremen only is only interested premature ejaculators.

and hes still afraid of moths.


ah, the Aussie secrets bag....what a nasty, heavy, foul-smelling bag it is too.

Bundy goes down to Fox Studios every afternoon so he can try and get James' attention at channel V.

Fremen thinks Yumi is hot.

oh wait.. so do i. ;)

Bing Bing never takes the stairs

castex lures postal workers into the back of his van.

Fremen's penis abominably and severely curves to the right.

said bing bing who's had a good 'ol close up look at it.

said flyman who voyeuristically watched bing bing look at it.