uncle phil here likes to hang out at sausage parties with the boys.(if you know what i mean)

in his sleeper jammies to boot.........

When fly wants to turn on the highway, he signals by swinging his dog out the window. If he swings in a circle, he's going right, if he swings it away from the car with a back and forth motion, flyman is going left. If he shakes it up and down, the dog peed on his arm.

Fremen ignored all the warnings to NOT take the blue acid.

pj was the nasty bastard who intentionally left the childproof lid off the blue acid container, so that poor little Fremen could swallow it.

speaking of pjs...bundy hasn't washed his first pair of sleeper jammies yet...

Uncle phil stole PJ's first pair of sleeper jammies.

Beltruckus owns and operates a gerbil plantation in Kentucky.

tootsiepop is Beltruckus's best customer.

....and tootsiepop, the local hardware has your 12 cases of duct tape waiting for you to pick 'em up.

wry1 is envious of the fab parties that The DuctTape Guys and I throw! :thumbsup:

It actually takes 12,342 licks to get to the center of tootsiepop.

Mid's tongue is really,really raw right now.

lickin' the wrong thing my friend.

Flyman wears a kilt, thats all just a kilt.

belt would die for a brand new pair of sleeper jammies...

uncle phil accepts credit cards for his sleeper jammy services, if you know what I mean. :suave:

Fremen picks his nose and eats it

-edit- that freakin pj is too slow

tekaweni lets Fremen borrow his fingers............fun!

that freakin' pj is too slow.............eh?

or is it ....that slow pj is a freak..........eh?

Flyman is a narc'. Thought y'all should know.

wry1 is actually just for breakfast, and for no other meals.

Averett fed a bomb to a rotweiller just to see an explodingdog. :)

CL just sent me an order for 3 (three) pair of sleeper jammies...with the bunnies on them...

Poor uncle phil had to fill CL's order from out of his own closet.........hmmm....he might still be in the closet

Paddyjoe just popped out of uncle phil's closet to log that last entry. He's back in by now.

wry1 voted for Geoffrey Fieger.

Conclamo Ludus thinks it is funny to tease wry1 for knowing Geoff Feiger, but in reality the only reason Conclamo Ludus knows this about wry1 is that Conclamo is a former client of Feiger's.....and is still pissed-off about the 15 1/2 to 25 that he's serving at the "Butt-Monkey" correctional facility in Big Rapids, Michigan.

wry1 is a porn monkey. Okay, sorry, that was corny.

:thumbsup:

Stiltzy isn´t a real moogle... he´s a hyena in drag.

Bundy secretly hates the Paul Simon's "You can call me Al"

David2000 is blue. David2000 has always been blue and will continue to be blue until further notice. Please make a note of it.

pheatius wears his shoes on the wrong feet...

uncle phil doesn't wear anything on his feet.

he wears nothin' but the bottom portion of his sleeper jammies.

Too bad about flymans' neighbors.
The garbage dump sent his trash back as "unacceptable".
He was happy.

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with flyman, and no number of restraining orders will stop him from making flyman his....

wry1 feet are 2 different sizes.... ones a 10 the other is a 7.


His shoes are 8 1/2.

Midlandmadman can't put down "Bridget Jones Diary." Its the best book he's ever read.

Conclamo can't put Bridget Jones' Diary down either....one of the "sticky pages" dried and stuck to his hand.

the wry one got those pages sticky...

Uncle phil ghost-wrote Bridget Jones's diary

Its a story based on the life of tekaweni. Which is why its so interesting.

whats with all this Bridget Jones hatred...?

did she not tip you at your last gorilla-gram gig Con Clams??

bundy is a closet drinker and he's in love with that biatch Celine Dion

Flyman hates Cheetos.

Bastard.

Batman wasn´t the mastermind who stole The Scream from its secure oslo home... he was just the lucky guy who found the masterminds hiding place down by the river.

heaven only knows what Batman was doing down by the river, all by himself... he was probably nude.

He was probably living in a van...


bundy was thrown out of The Summit for belching "Jimmy Crack Corn" at the waiter.

Fremen got sacked from his dish-pig job at The Summit because he used to steal the industrial strength detergent.

he though that if he used the detergent on his genitals, it´d get rid of those nasty nasty germs he managed to pick up in Kings Cross.

btw, it was Fremens old mate, Phil who recommended those houses of ill-repute in the Cross where he caught those germs.

bundy seems to know an awful lot about genital germs

flyman is just trying to divert the attention away from the whole "genital" issue, all the while he's secretly preparing butter for those "crabs" of fremen's.....

wry1´s main ambition in life is to utterly destroy this great thread.

but we won´t let him, will we people... people?? anyone out there??

Heard on bundys' answering machine:

"Hola, Senor bundy! Why for you not to bring our leetle nino's diapers to the hacienda?"

Fremen has just been so excited lately about his new diaper washing position. Custom washes each one by hand is what I hear.

joe here,has been trying to get Fremen to wash his diapers while still in them.

(just like phil tried to do with the sleeper jammies)

Cha----Ching.......double whammy

flyman recycles his weed

i wanted this one (^) soooo bad...

tech weenie is debating the relative merits of sleeper jammies as opposed to duct tape...

uncle phil insists on wearing a shower cap to work every day. He claims that his hair is so beautiful that it must be preserved forever. I don't believe him.

uncle phil only buys recycled weed. In fact, when he goes down to the street corner to buy it, he finds that if he wears his jammies that are held together with duct tape, he'll usually get a discount.


-edit- I gotta learn to type faster- I'll leave unkie phils in only because, well, he deserves it.



CL never has to worry about wearing a shower cap

HE NEVER HAS TAKEN A SHOWER!!!!!

Paddyjoe is faking it with the "slow typing" routine.....he just likes waiting and springing his little surprises on Uncle Phil when nobody expects 'em.

wry1 knows all about the "faking" bit....cuz that's the kind of orgasms he gets from the chicks he's with...........

Flyman has sticky fingers.

splck has a hard time using everyday kitchen shears.......

flyman used garden shears to trim his forest-like pubic hair this morning.

he decided that the whole afro-style jungle of black hair down there was just not hip... so he sharpened up the garden shears and let loose.


btw, Fremen... that last one on me was great!!! loved the answering machine idea!!

Bundy can't remember the last time he didn't wake up on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Nyquil in one hand and his underwear in the other, while flyman was cooking him breakfast in his sleeper jammies.

CL continues to spread the word...(keeping the "sleeper jammie" thing alive, of course...)

when Phil originally used the term ´sleeper jammies´, he didn´t mean pyjamas.

its his little code for herpes.

sadly, the joke was on all of us, since we´ve all been selling his particular brand of sleeping herpes for ages now.

stop this evil trade ladies and gentlemen.

it cannot go on.

Alas, poor bundy was the first to accept the sleeper herper.
He now holds his crotch together with duct tape.
(that's some useful shit!)

Fremen secretly has cornered the market on duct tape, and plans on jacking the price up to unheard-of heights before this nastly little herpes outbreak of Uncle Phil's.....

I heard the wry1 just took out a bank loan, and named a warehouse full of duct tape as his ONLY collateral.

sorry pal, you're busted!

Its no coincidence that paddyjoe makes the adhesive used in duct tape. You don't want to know how he makes it sticky...

Conclamo Ludus has posted 112 times to this thread...... every time he did he prayed that the next person wouldn't reveal this secret. Well, his luck has run out.

Conclamo Ludus is half man/ half dog..... he sweats through his nose, can only fornicate doggy style and only likes it "ruff".

"woof woof woofy woof Midlandmadman got woofy woofed by paddyjoe. Woof!"

CL realizes that he is half man, half dog, but can't figure out which end is which...

Uncle Phil is sniffing and tasting each end of Conclamo Ludus to try and figure out which end is which.

Astrocloud loves the Red Sox. I don't mean the sports team, I mean he really really loves red sox...(wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)...

Pheatius can't tell time unless he has a digital watch.

Con sold Phaetius a dodgy fake Rolex that has had its hands glued to one spot.
he´s only accusing Phaetius of not being able to read the time to cover up for his own dishonesty.

and Ludu$ has herpes as well.

bundy likes the silver ones that vibrate.........

(they get ride of the herpes)

Flyman hides Snickers around the house....just in case.

bonbonbox enjoys putting baby ruth bars in the toilet, just so he can pluck them out and eat them in front of his in-laws.

paddyjoe is formerly of the band eurythmics. He played the maracas.

Con Clamo is formerly of the band Ace of Base. He played the electronic keyboard.

Bundy.....shoe salesman....


'Nuff said.

wry1 got his start in the hairstyling business by braiding Milli's hair. Vanilli wouldn't let him touch his hair unless he wore gloves though.

Conclamo Ludus won a blue ribbon at the company picnic for chewing 150 peices of double bubble at the same time.

bonbonbox, was once known as the "untouchable" in the 5th grade, for outstanding dodgeball skills. He now is known as the "Touchable" for his incredibly smooth skin

krazixs lists his location as courtin in the kitchen..... well, thats cause he sticks his dick in the mayonayse jar.........

Midlandmadman thinks tires have wings.

Conclamo Ludus ragged on my hair-weaving abilities....Vanilli did that, and now he's dead.

.....Conclamo did it! Conclamo did it!

wry1 weaved me a 'do so tight i coulda swore i saw him at a paul mitchell road show. not that i was there or anything.

Ching hangs out with Paul Mitchell at sausage parties.

"Is there a party in here?"

flyman wishes he were invited, i see him begging to be let in at the door. Not that i was there or anything....

ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad.

his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense.

he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons.

he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake.

oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick.

Bundy never complains when i throw my sausage fiestas.

i just called.... to say.... I LOVE YOU!!! .. and i mean that from the bottom of my hearrrttt!...

Uh, sorry.

Chingal0 never understood the song "Can't Buy Me Love". Its always worked for him.

where as Conclamo Ludus never understod the song "It takes two"..... I shouldn't have to explain it any further.

Midlandmadman thought he got the concept of the song It Takes Two.....


....but sheep don't count.

Feeling quite sheepish himself, wry1 uses the anonyminity of the internet to divulge his cross breed fantasies of beastiality and necrophelia. Mild mannered Michigan Businessman by day, lover of dead animals by night.....

water_boy1999 is really Adam Sandler. Hi Adam! Sorry I blew your cover.

Conclamo doesn't really know how to play that guitar

Happyland has just put $US3000 on Romania to beat Australia this arvo in the Rugby.

bundy was all set to watch the big game with his friends when his mom told them to get out of her basement and get some Goddamn sunshine!

hey Happyland, that 90-8 scoreline sure makes for an impressive loss of $3000.

Fremen isn´t allowed to go into the sun.
being the love-child of the Wicked Witch of the West, and Frankenfurter, Fremen will melt if natural light touches his skin.
but it won´t be an impressive melting... it´ll be a nasty, smelly melting that´ll stink to high heaven.