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bundy likes to play with balls..........
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As of late, it's been flyman's balls that bundy enjoys playing with.
Oh baby, that's one sweet double-dig..............eh? |
paddyj likes to dress up as Lady Justice and weigh bundys' and flymans' balls.
He does this over and over again so he can get an accurate measurment for his personal records. http://www.lawbuys.com/images/legal-...0009-large.jpg |
Fremen would love to weigh his balls on that there little scale held up by PJ in drag (which i might add looks quite fetching PJ!), but three balls won´t fit... perhaps he should borrow Flys extra one...
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now see.........bundy knows of said extra "ball".....because he was the tailor at uncle phil's jammie warehouse,and just absolutly loved measuring the inner leg seams.
so...my friend bundy......i didn't appreciate the extra attention my inner thigh got from you. *weirdo* |
flyman's lying, bundy.....
...he did enjoy that little bit of "extra" attention. In fact, he now wants you to tailor his speedo for him. |
wry1 secretly wants to model the speedo in front of his mirror.
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the same mirror which Chingal0 is on the other side of... watching....
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numist once tried to re-enact the ´it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again´, scene from Silence of the Lambs... but got pissed off when his neighbours rabbit (who was being used as the victim) just sat there in the pit, doing nothing but shit everywhere.
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Bundy was the neighbor, there was a reason the rabbit was unimpressed...
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debaser applied for the position of rabbit but his Aunt Myrna had an emergency hairdressing appointment and he had to stay and make sure no one stole her prize collection of used miniature trebuchets.
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Fremen recently flew his spaghetti-powered tricycle into the Oval Office of the White House and asked if they had any peanuts.
Needless to say, he did not get his peanuts. |
Miranda, however, did get some peanuts. But did she eat them? No.. she did not.
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the k1ng tried to set fire to the sleeper jammie warehouse over the weekend...he was jealous because he hasn't got his custom-made set yet...
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Uncle phil is a big meanie.
(I got nothing) |
Mid has just told the WHOLE board that he ain't got nothin'......
(bet the wife's real impressed with that eh?) |
Flyman has smoken one too many and doesn't know where to begin anymore.
It's true, I've read it somewhere on the internet!!!! |
beat doesn't know how close to the truth he really is...
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uncle mystro......before the whole sleeper jammie buisness.......
worked as a conductor with all the bums from down on 6th st. he'd feed them cheap moonshine and start them off. they had a great chorus section that made the alley cats howl. (and pissed off all the tenants in the above apartment too) |
Flyman makes up new rules when he's about to loose in pool.
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splck was the ghost writer for Naomi Campbell´s literary masterpiece - Swan.
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Bundy is the reincarnated form of a snail that lived during the dark ages. His real name is Fred.
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Punky is really Punky Brewster - but not the grown-up, sexy version of Punky Brewster... Punky is the Punky Pan version of Punky Brewster... the version thats trapped in a shoddy ´80s sitcom... he/she´ll never grow old...
AAAHHHHH!!!!! let me out!!!!!!! |
uncle phil isn't the real power behind the sleeper jammie empire.
He's just the frontman. |
Fremen likes to have sleepovers at Neverland Ranch!
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skaterpunk dresses in the manner of a male prostitute.
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astrocloud was in the boy band 'Flamin Anus'
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HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!!! STOP THE GAME...
wheres my insult?? what am i, invisible or something?? the next person after me has to reveal two of my dark secrets... or else... so, where were we? thats a real picture of Dilberts left eye. his right eye is normal, but his left one is permanently swollen and really really bloodshot... he´s quite sensitive, so don´t anyone point and laugh... at least while he´s watching... |
bundy continues with the thread, but jealousy and deceit run rampant thru his mind. He is determined to destroy Krispy Kreme and un-do all the wrong that they have brought upon the US.
Also, he secretly loves Krispy Kremes, so his task at hand is double tough. Should he do the right thing and destroy the doughnut corporation? Or should he give in to his desires and eat so many fucking doughnuts even he dosnt recognize himself in the mirror? |
Chinga10 only eats as many donuts as he can stack on his morning woody. At last count, he hasen't had a donut in seven years!
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paddyjoe loves donuts.....but I won't tell you how he adds cream to his morning coffee.....
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wry1 has been so drunk that he picked up a stale beer and strained the old cigarette butts out of it with his teeth.
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astro donated in confederate dollars...
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/me apologizes to bundy for not refreshing. (you big weiner) :D
uncle phil slides down the bannister so much he now resembles Ken, if you know what I mean. |
Fremen made uncle phil do it. He is a hypnotist and put one of those hypnosis spells on phil that made him slide down the banister and grind his genetalia off.
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/me gooses Fremen for being such a champ...
btw, Fremen told me last night that he couldn´t remember where he got that last case of crabs... dammit!! Chingal is very quick at everything he does... and i mean everything... his last lover nicknamed him jack-rabbit... although jack-hammer would have been more appropriate... |
Bundy never complained. .3 seconds was enought time for him as well. Not that I would know, its hypothetical right? Fuck, lemme start over......
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ChingalO has a special talent. He can balance a KFC extra crispy drumstick on his eyebrow!
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ghezzo suspects ChingalO would force him to watch if he hadn't lost himself in the public library when he was hiding from The Librarian. The Nazi Librarian!!!
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Fremen often laments how he'd love to even enter the library. The problem is, he can't read! Sad to say, his cat Fluffy has been posting for him these many months.
(hopefully, Fluffy stays away from the blue acid) |
paddyjoe has been trying to buy the blue acid from Fremen using code words like ....fluffy....and moths.
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flyman eat his snot
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eple soiled his underwear in fourth grade and blamed it on the fat kid next to him
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petergriffin had to clean said underwear...
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numist wouldn't even need underwear if he had a pair of sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil likes to tape old episodes of roseanne and play them back in slo mo during the "action scenes" a'la the baywatch running effect.
thnx fremen.... not for the secret but for the spidey comment |
skaterpunk fantasized about Rosanne Barr during the posting of his above post.
He now has to change his soiled shorts. (btw, skater, that's a kickass Spidey gif.) :thumbsup: |
Fremen's not really a Fremen. Hes Harkonnen Sardukar ;)
[edit: helps if I can spell Harkonnen without typos :P ] |
Numist has been known to consult Frank Herbert via the Ouiji board. He has on occasion found positive comparisons between the current Gulf War and the book "Children of Dune".
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Astrocloud has a oiuja board hidden in his rectum.
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Astrocloud... howd you know about Herbert and me?! :eek:
gimme my oiuja board back... Chingal told me she found it in your... posession... since when was Chingal a proctologist? I wonder what else Chingal found up there that isnt being said... |
numist is a well mannered, pleasant individual who enjoys lightening strangers loads and brightening friends days.
but somehow, he also likes torturing amphibians... |
bundy is in the european witness protection agency.... his real name is osama...
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skaterpunk actually wears the spidey costume, as seen in his avatar and fights crime in Tampa, but has problems keeping his web from shooting when he sees a pretty girl...
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yes skater, my (new) real name is Al Osama Bundy.
how ever did you find me... like i was saying earlier, numist is a fine, upstanding citizen who has a dark, nasty, evil secret. along with the amphibian torture room that hes got in his basement, he has just progressed into the poodl kidnap and ransom business. who would ever suspect Numist as a poodle-napper. |
bundy was once kidnapped and held for ransom, but alas, no one claimed him. His kidnappers finally tired of his incessant whining and turned him loose. One of his captors was quoted as saying "the damn sleeper jammies should have clued us in on this freak to begin with."
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paddyjoe used to be named paddyshirley before the inner callings of man changed her life once and forever.
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peter here......likes when his dates have BOTH sets of genitalia
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Flyman has seventeen sets of genitalia in Star Wars collectable jelly jars in a nice shadow box in his bathroom. It is directly across from the toilet.
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pheatius farts in elevators...
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uncle phil mastrubates to pictures from petting zoo's
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eple eats cans of pepsi, 2 at a time, poached at low heat for 45 minutes and then glazed in a light coating of toasted and ground waffle chunks.
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Ching thinks he's Emerill..................BAM
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Flyman can stink up a room at thirtypaces. He then wallows in his stench.
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splck is so polite he helps a mugger put away his pickings in his pockets.
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Fremen likes anal sex with horses.
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oberon is actually the real sasquatch
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sTghezzo lives outside his parents house in a teepee and attempts raindances daily (they dont really work, either, someone should tell him...)
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When asked back in sixth grade what he wanted to be when he grew up, numist wrote that it was his ambition to be a Twinkie filler.
Almost there, one more training session! |
said the teacher of twinkie fillers.
is that a hands on class of yours PJ? |
flyman wont admit it, but his deformed hands are the result of him slacking off and hitching rides on the roofs, grills, and windshields of cars. He is very lucky to be alive...
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numist used to be a frog but became a princess
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which wasnt much of an improvement for me, let me tell you....
sTghezzo - come kiss me you confused transvestite you... |
numist likes to kiss guys :D
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sailor420 used to be my lovetoy, but he recently told me in an emotional mono-e-mono that he has developed a intense sexual feeling for wild animals, he now lives in a jungle somewhere in tasmania
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St. Ghezzo is searching his globe for tasmania because he misses sailor so much and wants to join him...
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uncle phil is staying home with a bad heartace because St.Ghezzo and Sailor went away.
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uncle phil just landed the Tasmanian sleeper jammie contract.
-oops edit- eple invited uncle phil over real, real late last night to cry on his shoulder.......hmmm, hopefully that's all he did! |
paddyjoe likes to make counterfeit money..............
*you know what i mean...........eh?* |
Flyman now tries to pass himself as the the Queen.
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splck hates losing at 9 ball.............
and he cheats too........... *you know it's true man.....* |
flyman does make a stunning queen.
When he dresses in one of his beautiful, form fitting gowns, he feels just like Cinderella. Go little Queenie, go......................eh? |
paddyjoe thinks preperation H is a method to get ready for "the big game".
I know ..... i got nothing. |
Mid has a thing for "old"hockey players in detroit.
might wanna pick a "younger" team to root for man. |
Flyman keeps finding pubic hairs in his toothbrush.
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Not only does Astrocloud eat ziti and sausage, he stores it in his britches, so that it is good and warm for the next time he gets hungry!
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GuttersnipeXL actually believed the prank that PYX pulled a few weeks ago with the tigers...
(I'm only guessing that he heard it based on his signature. Chances are nobody will understand this and I'll just look stuipd. I'm willing to take the chance) |
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Oh Yeah...Bones is actually a closet Marlins fan...he'll take that to his grave though! |
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The mental scar is still there...my shrink sez it will take years of therapy to fully recover!
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the extra-large guttersnipe was throwing salmon in front of the bears to keep them swimming across the hudson...or was that the mohawk...
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Good ol' uncle phil drove to the barber in his Hudson, and asked for a Mohawk. Lookin good, man.
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pj dogs me in this thread just so that he can post after me...
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uh oh. uncle phil dipped into a little of flymans panama red and is getting a bit..........paranoid!!
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Paddyjoe collects used pompoms. His house is decorated with them. His mattress is stuffed with them. He dreams every night of a world where everyone has at least one set of pompoms.
It is a better world indeed. |
A better world that only exists because of Pheatius' obsession with size 5 1/2 basketball shoes produced between 85' and 88'. You could say that the 'collection' is a bit odd, but hey. Who doesnt love 80's basketball shoes?
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chinga doesn't love '80s basketball shoes...
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unc. p. likes to smear peanut butter on the crotch of his sleeper jammies and walk around his neighborhood, just to see what or who will lick it off.
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Fremen is the clone of Russian spy, who psychically passed on his mission to his clone(s) before he was killed, to be carried out at some time in the future.
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torgone is a english drop-out that loves his sci-fi cold war stories and can't distinguish fantasy from reality
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