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Mr. Deflok is lucky enough to have a penis that vibrates. With a built in French Tickler. (do they call those 'freedom ticklers' nowadays?)
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mac prays to be allowed to stand in GH's shadow...
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uncle phil wears a cloak on the weekends and runs around yelling "Frodo lives!, Frodo li-i-i-ves!!"
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Fremen takes immense pride in the fact he can touchtype on a scientific calculator...
...and is planning to start tutoring people on how to do it. |
Pyrate's favorite word is "blimey", which is why he lives in CorBlimeyLand. Hmm... yeah.
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stiltz likes to rub his genitalia against the bark of trees
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flyman thanks his dad for giving him wee little legs.
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splck is always tryin to catch fish but,his rod is WAY too small.
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two years ago, in a vain attempt to swim the atlantic, Flyman had to be rescued a quarter of the way by some pirates who hadnt seen a female in 10 years....
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opiate is on drugs.poor guy is hallucinating about 10 year old pirates.
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flyman is actually mothman, just that he doesn't want you to know that he chews on your undies at night when you're not watching.:hmm:
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Bones' ass isn't really all that bad.
No, wait... actually, it is. |
KWSN gets happy reading the Arbitron Radio results for Sioux Falls.
He's #1 with boys ages 9 through 16! |
richee plays with tonka trucks...and they play back...
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Splick like to pick his toe cheese and saves it in a jar that he keeps on his nitestand.
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Krycheck needs to check his browser refresh/reload.
The next post better pick on Uncle Phil or I will send Spectre, Rogue, SixAte and a few others after you!!! It's Uncle Phil! |
Deep down, Uncle Phil knows that the pig was just being polite.
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HamiC, richeee, Krycheck AND uncle phil are all part of a secret society that enjoys burning hamsters and installing toilet seats where none are necessary, such as right smack dab in the middle of a parking lot or inbetween two isles in a supermarket.
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i am Stiltzkin's biological father.
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I am obelix's biological twin cousin :crazy:
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flyman like to lick the tree barks after stiltz is done rubbing!
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queedo is a frito. Ok, that was cheesey (ohh yeah! :cool: )
But on a serious note, queedo is a human being. Can't beat that, really can't. ;) |
Stiltzkin needs a 2cm splint to hold his penis upright for sex.
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Das right, damn it.
Mr.Deflok is actually Ms.Soundopen (def = deaf, lok = lock, get it? get? :D) |
Stiltzkin won the lottery but kept his job at the diaper factory. :)
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Fremen wastes water.
Also, he made love to a guild member once... |
that was a good one, manalone. :thumbsup:
manalone wears cologne so he can stand to sit on the throne, that's why, alas, he's a man alone. :( ;) |
Don't encourage him!
Fremen can't make jelly |
Meridae'n actually has a thing for jam,not jelly........he's just tooooo embarrased to let anyone know that splck is on his mind right now.
*cha-ching.....double whammy* |
flyman apparently likes/ want's to shove dildos up people’s asses.
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splck has a massive collection of fly fishing paraphernalia, but will never use it coz he hates all things fishy.
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bundy has sex with life-sized female dolls. Very odd.
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Stiltz is a midget.......that's the reason for the stiltz
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Flyman knows where the weapons of mass destruction are, and refuses to tell!
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richee is a cheap s.o.b. and that's why i won't tell him.
*buck up and the hidding place will be revealed* |
Flyman failed to notice richeee has a donor tag. Who's the cheap s.o.b.?
Now where are those WMD's?? |
richee has a strange obsession with fish sticks and cream cheese, oh yea, and his parents left him when he was 3
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gallopingwanker likes to eat pizza with yogurt and wasabi on it while he masterbates with a cheese grater
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queedo can't doggy-paddle
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Meridae'n uses a flutter-board when walking.
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Mr.Deflok watched 'Highway to Heaven' religiously
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meridae'n dreams of kings cross...
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phil not only thinks that 'Touched By An Angel' is a great show, he also thinks its based on real events.
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bundy likes to play with warm mayonaise.
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splck never tips
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Meridae'n believes the burnt-out lightbulb on his porch is actually Egyptian god Ra. He gets on his knees and prays to it each night. Neighbors casually walk by and pretend not to notice (thats right, neighbors walk around at night ;))
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Stiltzkin knows ALL about Meridae'n's "burnt out" porch light! Don't you, Stiltzkin?!! 'Fess up, man!
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richeee eats his food analy...
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Meridae'n gets off when he watches richee eat his food....
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opiate operates a Mr Whipee ice cream truck which really sells home videos of Meri belting his bishop instead of ice cream.
go aussie go! |
bundy has a mutant army of giant Koala he plans on unleashing upon the innocent peoples of Tasmania.
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def lok dreams of janet reno cavorting in elysian fields wearing nothing but a frown...
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uncle phil wants to sleep with all the hot chicks in bundy's av....
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flyman has slept with all the women in bundy's avvy.
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Fremen has the distinction of being the only person to fully inhale the gas from an ophra winfrey tacobell grande fart!!!! (rumor has it he enjoyed it!!)
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Midlandmadman acts as a serving tray for Oprah's Taco Bell Grandes by lying, naked, on her coffee table while she eats them off his chest.
Sometimes the cheese singes his chest hairs. |
tb saves boogers in peanut butter jars...
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uncle phil jerks off to his avatar... ;)
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So does eyeseepeedude. You may say to yourself, "But Pheatius, eyeseepeedude does not have an Avatar, so surely you mean that he wattles his wick while watching Uncle Phil's Avatar." You would be wrong!!! eyeseepeedude does have an avatar, it is only 1x1 pixels and eyeseepeedude has a much more active imagination.
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Pheatius squats to piss
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Meri likes the smell of old beer soaked carpet. its 10.30am and he's in the Coogee Bay already!
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Meridae'n stockpiles chocolate pudding and when people ask him why he says:
"Shhhh Baby, ain't none of your concern" |
queedo's idea of love juice is diping his dick into a glass of OJ while singing "It's Raining Men"
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Bones once impaled himself on the world's largest kielbasa!
He smiled like a baby!!! Bones's Kielbasa!!! |
richeee Will do anything for god money, just tell him what you want him to do!
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queedo likes to hunt in a pack.
thats why he felt the need to further insult Meri rather than launch a serparate attack towards me. (look up) |
bundy's favourite pub is the Albury Hotel in Paddington...
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Meridae'n still believes in the Tooth Faery.
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def lok steals the money from under meridae'n's pillow...
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uncle phil spent the late 80's walking around talking like Knightrider...
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Meri enjoys the work of Larry Emdur - in fact he's so excited that The Price Is Right is returning to tv that he's bought a front row seat for the shows entire season. Of course, he had to sell his front row seat on the Wheel Of Fortune set to afford it. Now he's going to be able to enjoy Larrys golden smile all year!!!
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bundy lives in Mt Druitt
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Meri lives in Rooty Hill
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Best RSL in the land!
bundy is scared of Central Station... |
meridae'n once tried to fashion a love doll out of straw!
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midlandmadman is upset that Meri's love doll wasn't fashioned on him.
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bundy is a honky and keeps stealing my funk.
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KWSN really stands for..
Kinky Wanking Soothes Nerves!!! |
Pyrate hangs around trafalgar square flashing his dirty bits at Aussie tourists.
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and that aussie tourist just happens to be bundy.
right mate.....fro some shrimp on the barbie eh. |
flyman's not really Canadian. As a matter of fact, he's George W. Bush.
Explains the pot thing... |
Bones is actually a white guy who listens to Barry Manilow. :)
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icpdude forgot that he's supposed to be giving a sermon at the United Church of Arabian Worm Eaters today.
Best get going, before you miss the fun!!! |
Pyrate is waiting for eyeseepeedude's sermon in Trafalger Square, and he's wearing his Mum's Sunday best!
Nice stockings, Py! ;) |
richeee doesn't know where Trafalger Square is. :)
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And Bones recorded the whole thing...
Just make sure to put the vid up for us to see!!! :p |
Pyrate just wants to see because he's jealous of the pigeon
(*and never call my wife a pigeon again or she'll have to come peck your eyes out... :)*) |
icpd is curious about the now almost famous "sleeper jammies..."
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uncle phil keeps pigeon poop in his hip-flask and drinks it before having sex with himself.
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and deflok watches the whole shebang from the side window of uncle phil's jammie factory.
*cha-ching.....double whammy* |
Flyman secretly bases his observations of others on past and present experiences...
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flyman is Jeff Goldblum's son
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HiThereDear is Woopi Goldberg's back-waxer
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Meridae'n has Whoopie Goldberg's entire DVD collection.
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bones likes to masterbate with skeletons in the room
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flyman is the love child of Mr T and Sally Struthers!
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queedo wears his underwear 4 times before washing: frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards
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Meri runs around the Sydney Opera House forecourt with a samurai sword yelling, "I HATE MY PENIS!"
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bundy eats italian sausages in the garage while listening to boxcar whillie
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queedo masquerades as an Italian Sausage in the garage, whistling Boxcar Willie songs, hopin' and a wishin' for Bundy to stop by!! :D
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