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Stiltzkin is his own best friend. That right. He is a dog. Funny story really. Needless to say it involves Pauly Shore and the catholic church. They are currently in talks with Disney over the movie rights.

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They're all good ones! What are you implying I have had bad ones? You rat bastard!

Stiltzkin had a troubled childhood. He always lived in fantasy. This one day, he thought he could fly, so he went running off of the roof his house. He spread his arms way out and did a straight face plant into the ground. He spent months in the hospital. Plus his dad is Peter Pan. That made it REAL embarrassing.

What's even more embarrassing, is that Tinkerbell is BBtB's mother.

paddyjoe gets naked everynight and runs around his backyard looking for pixies. And of course they ARE there. But they are running away from you because you are naked you stupid bastard!

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Stiltzkin is watching me right now!

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BBtB owns you all on revealing the previous posters deepest darkest secret. BBtB DOES have a fetish over talking about himself in the third person though.

Stiltzkin got on the deans list at clown school. Oh you laugh now but really.. man he arches his back and shoots water out of that little flower.. it goes FAR.

BBtB seems to think that he can own people.

Which is interesting really, since it was the reason he was kicked out of NAMBLA

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Stiltzkin wrote a book "How to detect jewish nazis" It was a national best seller untill everyone realized he just wrote "Manalone is a jewish nazi" over and over.

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Actully I am fairly certain that most members of the backstreet boys actully have fairly short hair.

Stiltzkin was the other guy in "Wham"

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Stiltzkin dreams of a day he can become an asswagon.

BBtB is the only person i know that can eat via osmosis

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Stiltzkin thinks that he can just skip meridea'n without the aid of his army of pengiuns... which he has allready killed and eaten in a bloodless (miltary thing that I can't spell right now)

BBtB still eats using a salt gradient and a semi-permiable membrane

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Stiltzkin has his kid sister write his comments in this thread for him.

the def lok dreams of stiltzkin's kid sister...

uncle phil is president of the People's Democratic Republic of Asshat

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Stiltzkin smells of elderberrys

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bones once had an sexual relationship with a bowl of vanilla pudding!

Midlandmadman once drank perfume to see if it would make his farts smell like roses.

It did, And now Zotz calls me to come over and fart all over his house to get rid of the mouldy cheese smell that is in it!

Midlandmadman used to hold the Guiness record for most penguins raped in a 24-hour period. His record was broken last year by the surviving member of Milli Vanilli. And now midlandmadman spends all his time training to recapture the record.

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Stiltzkin was the transvestite hooker that Eddie Murphy was "just giving a ride home" to.

rockzilla is the walrus. Koo Koo Cachoo.

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Naw just copious amounts of weed.

Stiltzkin is a rhinestone cowboy. Dun dun DUN.

BBtB isnt really the answer to all our problems... he's the question everybody asks.

*right*frog says in a fake german accent rubbing his beard. Yaimodan is suffering from an acute anal explosiveness (oppsite of anal retentiveness) which was not resolved as a baby. he now rebells agaisnt all forms of authority. yea this is true. lol

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stiltz dreams of nails raking the backs of his eyeballs...

uncle phil wishes that one day, they'll let him go in American Idol, so he can do his Material Girl drag number.

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First time I literally laughed out loud on this thread for that last post. (Me speak well, english)

Damnit Jim, Bones is a doctor not a psychic looking into people 's psyche and finding their deepest darkest secrets

BBtB is the head of an international crime syndicate. His real name... David Lo Pan!

manalone is about to be a dead man if he dosn't keep his mouth shut. Stiltzkin send out the penguins! Time to send manalone a message. And um.. he is bald too.. I suppose.

Sorry BBtB, I'd send them out but likely someone will send me a PM telling me it is offensive to send out penguins. Won't say anything about you either, BBtB, as that will also likely end up with someone sending me a PM telling me that its offensive.

Stiltzkin dreams of being cock masaged by 10 year old she-male girl guides.

Mr.Deflok wishes he was a 10 year old she-male girl guide

Empty_One leads a sad hollow shell of a life, but makes terrific Teriyaki.

The Mac Gods' name isn't about the computer, but about the pasta in the box. ;)
(Mmmm, cheeeeeese!)

Fremen believes that because he himself is a cheese maniac and still believes that the moon is made of cheese.

mac hides in the bushes and waits for school buses to go by so that he can throw eggs at them...

Uncle Phil tapes me doing it....

THE MAC GOD is really only a Mac Angel with an inferiority complex.

SecretMethod70 wears pink slippers in the morning. The high heels only come out at night.

Bones subscribes to my website. In fact, he has it as his homepage.

Splck accidently spilled super glue on his desk and is now only able to type two letters at a time.

bones has a whole garage full of...PANTS!

Bones attempted to collect enough wine corks for Sammy's bats, but alas, he only drinks from screw-top bottles.

paddyjoe like to drink beer in a can unlike most civilized people who like it in a bottle or on tap!

ouch that hurt BONES. lol but you didn't tell them about your favorite movie. hee hee hee. To Wong Foo thanks for everything... what did you say the other day about Patrick Swayze in drag!?

3leggedfrog's third leg is really small, even for a frog.

HiThereDear has every New Kids On The Block "collectible" ever made.


Times 3.

Richeee has such an inferiority complex that he must revert to cruel and evil taunts like the one above... MAN...

the mac god is so backwards that he uses apple computer.

frog secretly jacks to promotional photos of Macs...

3leggedfrog has super human skills in order to see right through The Mac God's little mac!

EDIT:
And The Mac God is fast!
So his GF says!

the mac god forgot to take his medication this morning and is confused about the links board and apple's home page. its ok it will pass. just take the red pill

grrr richee is really fast...so says the mac god girlfriend.

P.S. dude she is really hot

3leggedfrog is a jugalo because he's down with the clown and he's down for life, Yo.

BBtB a pimp-whore, which means that he pimps himself out...

ahhh ok.

BBtB believes in the easterbunny with a desert eagle.

3leggedfrog enjoys skipping my posts :D

Stiltzkin enjoys skipping

and sauntering


and strutting

richeee has a whole suit made entirely out of 1-dollar bills, and wears it to church, with nothing on underneath...

Stiltzkin is the one who gave richeee the idea.

taimodan designed the suit for Stiltzkin

jive050488 did a spin-off of the same idea involving beavers and duck feathers...

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Stiltzkin believes in the easterbunnys with desert eagles. sorry man. your to ... fast hee hee hee

flyman is secretly pleased that he has reached a new level in tfp the censored level. he has joined Stiltzkin in this new high level. sorry man but this is too funny.

frog is upset about not being part of the (censored)crowd

flyman was fearing that richeee would be the next poster.
And flyman's fears have been realized!

richeee secretly dreams of being pooped on by Al Gore.

Mr Deflok is always WRONG!







It's Tipper Gore!

Richeee is not as rich as advertised.

BBtB is really TTbT!

Bones is listen to country. :crazy:

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stiltzkin like to steals babies ice cream cones on mondays

That'a not really 3leggedfrog's leg. If ya know what I mean nudge, nudge, say no more.

myMHzs' little sister used to beat him up every day after school, and twice on Sundays.

fremen has a massive popsickle stick collection...

uncle phil still believe he's Luke Skywalker.

But, Mr. Deflok knows that I am Luke Skywalker...

luke believe in the medication. use the medication. its your only hope.

3leggedfrog once jumped onto a lillypad in the hope that it would be able to hold his weight (at least 150lbs I would guess). To his utter complete amazement the lillypad did not in fact hold his weight. He has since been scarred emotionally.

stiltzkin likes to pull fire alarms in hostipals on tuesdays

3leggedfrog really lost his other leg in a gross misunderstanding between his mom and a french chef.

and taimodan ate it, that ...frenchmen!!!!

3leggedfrog now lives with that french chef and is the mascot for Frances' own... Go 3leggedfrog Go

Bones is really a fine gentleman. No, really, he is. I'm not kidding. Thats his deepest darkest secret.