uncle p breaks kramus's crayons just to watch him cry.

Fremen heard about that the *best* coffee in the world is coffee that is first eaten by cats and then the beans are collected from their feces... When he found out how much they cost, he started feeding coffee to his own cat and then collecting the feces... Alas, he only had ground coffee... you can imagine the results. A very strung out cat followed by Fremen putting cat poop in his Mr. Coffee...

It has been reported that he liked the results and even after someone pointed out how disgusting this practice is, he kept right on brewing...

Charlatan puts Fremen's used coffee filters on his eyes as a beauty compress. He finds the world smells beautiful when he removes them but everything now looks a little shitty.

charlatan and kramus are tag-team wrestlers...

uncle phil used to tag-team wrestle, as well.
He went by the name of "Land-phil".
He was considerably bigger back then.

Fremen likes to call women big fatties & make them cry.

He also pulls feathers off of chickens & laughs when they BAWKBAWKBAWK at him.

but no worries. i stole his teddy bear!!! neener neener!
Fremen will cry himself to sleep tonight. BWAHAHAHA :D

Bernadette recently fell off her celery and water diet, and instantly gained 547 pounds.

paddyjoe recently fell off the recently large-sized Bernadette... It is his secret desire to do it again....

charlatan's the one with the "mohawk..."

phil's tag-team partner quit in the middle of the match, for reasons unknown to the general public.
Some say it was 'cause of phil's excessive body-slamming, if you know what I mean. :p
We'll never really know because phil 'vanished' his partner soon after he quit. :eek:

Sadly... after years of mocking, Fremen *still* has not read any of the Dune books...


it's an oldie but a goodie...

Charlatan only knows this because he stole my Dune collection, along with my collection of Snapple lids.

Wendieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Sadly... Fremen now bereft of his book and lid collections took to living like hermit. He has everything delivered and never takes out the trash.

His living room is "furnished" with stacks of newspapers that threaten to topple and pin him... he keeps his garbage in the basement. It's getting full so he has started to think about buying a new home. He just can't figure our how he will move his 126 cats and three gerbils (it used to be four gerbils but he got curious).

Charlie took to the road vowing not to return home til he found my missing books and Snapple lids.
He was especially keen to get to the 'bottom' of my gerbil problem. :suave:

:p

Amazingly, it has been kept secret until now, that Fremen is really Charlatans wife. Only after this recent bout of, umm, 'marital discord', was the truth finally discovered.

Paddyjoe was the officiant of Charlatan's marriage... and secretly objected so that he could have his chance to woo the missus ...

amonkie is afraid of ice-cream trucks. Pity.

kramus once took out a pack of slavering kids just to be first to get an ice-cream bomb.

fre hasn't washed his sleeper jammies since february...

Uncle Phil has winnie the pooh sleeper jammies that he washes everday so he can wear 'em that night. He has done this since he was 7.

Johnny Pyro believes in werewolves.

Fremen blew all of his life savings on a sleep number bed.

vanblah filled his waterbed with iced tea.

Galahad once tried to apply for a debit card at the sperm bank.

speakin' of sperm banks...........joe has been rejected on more than one occasion.

fly "opened up an account" at the B.C. Savings & Loan when they gave him his free toaster.

fre forgot his birthday today until he saw that he was in a birthday thread...

Uncle Phil attends childrens birthday parties as "BOBO the CLOWN"

SirLance leaves his fly open on purpose.

Paddy has a fixation with Moe from the three stooges....primarily due to the rejection letter he got from Shemp for a script he wrote when he was 12. Had the letter come from Curly (who Paddy respects far more than Shemp), it would have gone over far better.

Tec knows this because by the light of the silvery moon, he peeps into Paddy's windows and when Paddy is snoring away, he sneaks into hishouse and goes thru his underwear drawer :)

Maleficent is an internationally famous supermodel who relaxes here anonymously by masquerading as an IT worker.

Redlemon once went to work wearing a suit made out of maple leaves.

Now I know we are in nonsense... :lol:

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Sir Lance, trying to emulate redlemon, wore a suit made of leaves, but alas, he flunked out of boyscouts, and used Poison Ivy instead... He's still recovering from the itchies.

Maleficient took a break from supermodeling to learn skydiving, but wound up landing in the men's locker room at the gym. It took her 3 weeks to escape!

sirlance wishes he had a pair of sleeper jammies like fremen does...the kind with the little "fishies" on them...

phil wishes he hadn't sold me that particular pair of sleeper jammies, because of my stint on Cops while wearing them.
Now they're a big hit with the redneck criminal element.

Fremen is building a pyramid in his basement.

Kramus used to have a pet dorkfish. As everyone who knows anything about dorkfish, they eat corndogs, but you have to take the stick out, because they are stupid enough to try and eat the stick and choke on it. Kramus <i>used</i> to have a pet dorkfish.

Tophat prefers that the women he dates do not shave, because while growing up he had a particular fondness for an Aunt, (who wasn't really an Aunt, but they called her Aunt anyway, Aunt Mildred) who grew a full length beard and kept it until the day she died in a freak accident while spelunking.

Daoust is a member of the Ukrainian People's Liberation Front. He is desperately seeking a map, because he doesn't know where the Ukraine is...

sirlance drools when he listens to his ipod...

Uncle Phil sold his hair for Rock 'n Roll.

top built his city on rock and roll...(hehe...)

uncle phil is a pac man addict. He logs in at least 3 hours a day on his old system.

kramus once depleted the national reserves of a small European country when he used their hacked bank codes to fund his breakfast cereal habit.

Fre doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground...........

Flyman really thinks that smoking pot is a disgusting habit, and he has never even touched the stuff. He does, however, think that sniffing gas is perfectly healthy and socially acceptable.

Daoust constantly tries 'writing' his name in the neighborhood kids snow cones.

PaddyJoe wears Superman pajamas, and not just to bed, either!

SirLance once drank a gallon of waffle syrup on a dare from his proctologist.

fremen secretly wishes for a CAT-scan (hehe...)

uncle phil just can't stop squeezing the Charmin....... :D

Paddy Joe has the largest collection of used tea bags this side of Great Britain.

/me wont make a comment about kramie and tea bagging :D

Kramie, just recently, accepted a lucrative position as a Chippendales dancer.. video, for the ladies, will be shown as soon as I am done with it.. :)

Maleficent occasionally dresses up in a bunny suit and reads Dr. Suess books to undrepriviledged kindergarteners.

Top yells at kindergarteners so they'll give him their chocolate milk.

Fremen keeps a post it note explaning metric conversion, as well as a picture of Mr. Belvedere in his wallet.

Daout also is a big fan of Christopher Hewett, but the picture he keeps in his wallet is a still from the Producers with him a Grand Duchess Anastasia.

Top drinks vodka from the bottle. A baby bottle!



;)

Fremen likes to drink non-alcoholic beer and act drunk.

Johnny Pyro likes to rub cheddar cheese on his ass and parade around naked in the pet shop taunting the mice.

Johnny Pyro's cheese smeared ass figures in several of Fremen's fantasies.

top voted for the "dub..."

I am going to assume that Uncle Phil means Reggae because if he means something else, there's a woodshed he'd be seeing the back of.

Uncle Phil spent many yeas as a performer in the Mexican Cat-Juggling circuit.

Top knows about Uncle Phil's activities in Mexico because he was one of the cats being juggled...

Sir Lance dropped his pants during a dance in Vichy, France.

Daoust is a bit tentative today because he has that not-so-fresh feeling.

Top built himself a complete 4 person yellow submarine, window-screens and all.

Fremen sticks his finger in his navel, and then sniffs it ferociously.

Daoust secretly wishes that he could learn how to ride a bicycle

Phant once mixed a pound of ground maui wowie with 7 jars of peanut butter and served it to his family as thanksgiving dinner

hehe...

sirlance drives a "three-on-a-tree..."

phil feverishly fills his freakin' phallus with fried filberts on Fridays for famous philanthropists.

fre's nick is actually "phremen..."

phil tried making his favorite local polar bear a pair of sleeper jammies but the bear wouldn't let him measure his inseam anymore after the short-shorts 'incident' of '99.

phre's got that incident on tape...and he plays it every night...

Uncle Phil's all messed up on cough syrup just now.

tophat likes standing on top of high places and dropping water balloons on people's head just to see the expression on their faces when they look up.

ohh_shesus spends her afternoons making little balls out of rubber cement... then she takes public transit and flicks the balls at all the other riders... any she has left over at the end of her ride she smears on the windows.

^shaves his toes

they were really looking for "charlie" at customs...

ok, they were really looking for saut at customs...(those who were there know what i mean)

^^ Really REALLY likes wearing toilet paper wedding dresses.

ratbastid has always been insanely jealous of people that looked better than him in Charmin dresses.

which paddyjoe just LOVES to squeeze...

SirLance once was attacked by Mr Whipple when he and paddy squeezed uncle phil.

Fre likes to squeeze joe's mr. whipple...........


*the names people give their dicks eh*

When not favoring us with his presence, Flyman directs midget porn.

Word has it that Tophat has always been a tiny bit, umm, 'premature'.

paddyjoe got his redwings...

and daoust got his water wings...finally...since his parents never got any for him when he was growing up...knowing he couldn't swim...

Uncle Phil has secretly filled Doust's water wings with...

...water...

SirLance bugs fly daily to let him star in one of his pornos, while wearing Daoust's water wings.

Fremen loves to sit in his front yard and roast imaginary mashmallows for the neighbourhood kids.

Charlatan has been secretly replaced with Folger's^&reg; Crystals.

Top can't wrap his fist around a Vienna Sausage. He's got child-like hands.

Fremen likes to "hang out" in delis in the hope that myopic little old ladies will wrap their tiny hands around his Vienna Sausage.

Kramus once built a 1/2 scale replica of a Viking longship out of Pastrami.