Uncle phil is really paradise lost's long lost baby with a overgrown adult head

feelgood is a charter member of the Oprah book club.

Bobaphat is acctually Oprah's love slave.

Ofirethorn isn't actually Irish at all. He just puts the O' in front of his clearly Hobbit orgin name as a way to throw the Orcs off his trail.... I'm on to you.

screamincheetah came up with his nickname through well, hearing cheetah screaming while he pours warm honey all over them while being naked and dancing in front of them while the honey gets dried up and sticky...

Feelgood only feels good on 10 pills a day

Ofirethorn keeps his first dog soaking in formaldehyde and takes him out on weekends to play a rowsing game of 'fetch' with his current dog.

Fremen has plans of turning ARTelevision into Frankenstein and taking all his memory away

Amonkie is always dirtty that why Amonkie's location is in the rain

ofirethorn used to stalk me when he went to the shooting range....he'd stand in the funeral home parking lot with his camera and telephoto lens and watch me sunbathe naked on my deck

Shani knows the serial number of the cammera I used to use, she owns it.

ok ok he didnt stalk me...he was really my photographer when I ran my free porn site.....when I shut it down all the whiny teenagers got so mad about not having free porn that I had to give them ofirethorns phone number and he ended up having to leave the state

And I sent all the men to Shani , Kept all the girls as per our agreement

except the bi girls....we share those.....

ShaniFaye is actually a Masochist by day, and a Sadist by nite.

Paradise Lost was Micheal Jackson's first target

And AntoineMartinez knows this because he IS Mr. Wacko Jacko in disguise!

City of angels has an unatural lust for the dogs in his avatar

Ofirethorn has an earmuff fetish. Thinks this is very common and that the word 'muff' is just an abbreviation. Is permanently dissapointed that his google searches result in pictures of naked women - "...but their ears must be SO cold!". He can't wait for winter...etc...etc...

Dobster was the driver of the Dave Matthews Band tourbus that dumbed many gallons of sewage onto tourists on the Chicago River, and is now the driver of the Janet Jackson tour bus. We await more sewage malfunctions.

JJ is scared of wood......


he doesn't like hats either.

Flyman started smoking weed when he was 7... because his dirty uncle put it in his mouth and told him to suck.

Flyman's favorite song to sing in the shower is Barry Manilow's Copa Cabana, except he changes the name 'Lola' to 'Flyman'....

Ngdawg has a website where she sells bootlegs of flyman's Copa Cabana interpretations. The real secret, though, is that if you look closely enough, in small font far down at the bottom of the web site, is a link to a site where you can <i>see</i> flyman's performances. Flyman does not know about this micro site. Well, he didn't...

JJ jumped at the chance to design ng's website because he wanted all the free flyman "Copa" interpretations he could get.

Fremen is on dial up..........


(sorry to hear that Fre.......guess you have good staying time when it comes to pr0n eh?)

Flyman sucks all of Fremen's dialup speed away so Fremen has to ask favors to get it back

amonkie belongs to the ALRF (Arbor Liberators Resistance Front). They chain themselves to trees so the ALF (Arbor Liberators Front) can't chain themselves to trees.

JJ picks the locks on said chains...just to see which way the tree falls (and, if it makes any noise when it hits the ground...)

uncle phil likes to discharge his car battery on the weekends when he hooks it up to his mini go-cart and chases all the neighborhood dogs around the block over and over again.

*vroom!*

Fremen likes to stand up on his roof, singing 'The Ballad of Davey Crockett' at the top of his lungs.

can't get that dang song outta your head now, can ya?

joe has many different renderings of said song,and is now trying to get us all into one big ass giant singalong.


good luck joe........



*guy gets weirder all the time*

fly likes to don his toolbelt, sans clothes, climb up on his roof and dance and sing to:

<center>Up On the Roof
The Drifters

When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now

When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)

At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me

I keep a-tellin' you

Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
FADE

Everything is all right (up on the roof)</center>

/roofers are always high

;)

fre clipped that song from another thread...(and that's the truth, so help me Rudy...)

Uncle Phil made a vow of celibacy in a previous life, and is still trying to decide if reincarnation would allow him to break said vow.

dobster was too stoned when he thought up his user name.........he really wanted it to be d00bster..........light another one man.

^Was in the air force in his previous life^

NavySEAL got to caught up in computer games and missed to bus out for training

j/k

phant helped navyseal lose a couple of those games...

uncle phil still can't get over Cream kicking him out of the band over the incident with Clapton's wife.

...which fremen helped arrange.

Nefariously, of course.

JumpinJesus is a closet Bush supporter ;). (sorry, this might be a bit too cruel)

the raider once stole a pair of ken stabler's shoes...from under his bed...while he was gettin' it on with two cheerleaders...the night before a steelers game...(i think it was a super bowl...it's been a while...)

Rumor has it, uncle (?) phil was one of the cheerleaders.

an even more sinister rumor has it that paddyjoe was one of the shoes.

said the guy who was wrapped around joe's and phil's calves,as a set of leg warmers.


*wonders where the pompoms were hidden*

flyman once ran out weed...so, he collected grass outside and rolled up and had a joint

feel-g once saw a 6ft. rabbit smoking bud in his backyard.
So he walked up to him to bum a hit, when the crazy bastige sucker-punched feel-g in the nutz and told him, "That's from my friend Shultzy." "He said next time, don't leave his cat taped to the toilet tank all night, don't molest his mother-in-law more than twice an evening, and NEVER drink his last beer!"
I think feel-g got the message. ;)

Fremen's nick-name for himself is "his mother-in-law." :eek:

C O A sold feelgood the tape...

Uncle Phil has an adult sized cub scout uniform he puts on when he's feeling blue.

Tophat665 is Monica Lewinsky

dobster swallows............


.......and is rather keen for the cigars too.

Flyman keeps a fanzine of Corey Feldman under his mattress.

...which JumpinJesus won't stop asking if he could borrow.

COA subscribes to Tigerbeat to get the latest info on boybands so he can impress his sister's highschool friends.
Dude, at least wait til they grad-gee-ate. :p

y r u guys insulting eachother?

raiders4610 is a phony that wants the donkeys to win tomorrow :mad: :mad: :mad:.

Rdr4evr.......has to wear helmut when he goes to the mall to play chess with the old folks cuz well,.........he has a slight equilibrium problem......*fuckin' drunk all day long eh*


good luck buddy

because the freak above me just can't play nice!!

keep him the hell away from your toys.

joe here is bitter cuz his folks never gave him any toys as a child.

they didn't even do puzzles with him.......maybe that's the reason he can't concentrate on anything other than hammerin' the hell outta me.

flyman knows a thing or two about hammerin'.
He gets hammered every day up on the roof. :D

You can decide which kind of hammerin' though, dear readers. ;)

Fremen has at LEAST three TFP profiles and spends alot of time arguing with himself about burning issues.

"dobster" being one of them.

"JumpinJesus" being the third.

Too easy. :lol:

JJ likes to throw melted butter on my--I mean dobster's ass because he confuses me (damn) him with a lobster.



/mmmmm, lobsterrrrrrrrr

*drools*

CRAP :D

COA likes to wait til the last second and insert his post inbetween the dumb guy that forgets to refresh his page's post. :lol:

Carry on.....:thumbsup:

Fremen likes to lurk around and then act dumb.



wait....is it an act...hmmm

paddyjoe's back porch is lined with the skins of squirrels which he has named after Disney characters. He is particularly fond of 'Woody' and 'Bashful'.....

ngDawg is actually his white nickname from his black friends. And when I say his black friends, I meant black men that he meets in bathroom stalls almost daily looking for some action

feelgood thinks that person in my avatar is a dragqueen....

n-dawg likes to dance nekkid to the Shoop Shoop song while chugging warm pina coladas.

said Mister Margarita...........


Fre wears lime green tights and always pushes ngdawg outta the way to take the spotlight at all the dragqueen contests.

flyman's drag name?

Amanda Lay

Jumpin' J's drag name is......Susie Creamcheese.....



you should see the heels he sports.......

Flyman gets excited whenever he starts thinking of Susie Creamcheese. He seems to focus on it's high heels for some reason.

City of Angels is Soy Bomb.

Jumpin Jesus deliberately misquotes Spinal Tap, so as to not appear too obsessed.

"Oh yeah, 'these go up to 12' heh..."

dobster is SO obsessed with Spinal Tap he can quote the dvd commentary....

"....he's dead now..." "....I sold it on ebay..."

ShaniFaye attends buffets so that she can get the naughty feeling by pretending to 'steal' the food.

("snicker snicker! I'll get noticed and thrown out! tee hee...")

Some how knows that a scorpion will sting itself to death if you pour whiskey on it's back.

(Ya Haaa Haaaaaa! read my next post in that thread)

avhg1 will spell this with capitals only if s/he gets past Rookie status. It'll be a form of personal recognition.

"I don't need their 'tilted' title. I gots my own agenda!"

ps don't know where these quotes are coming from. I'm just picturing a back story to these secrets i guess.

dobster needs a life if he's looking up signature in the dictionary

AntoineMartinez frequently fantasizes about what sex with Chewbacca's sister.

Tophat665 actually prefers to hang out in the middle.

splck looks forward to the day when the Wookie Sex dvd arrives in the mail.
doo-hoooood!

Fremen did it all for the Wookie.
the Wookie.
the Wookie.
the Wookie.
And he can take this wookie, and stick it in....
Well, that's really none of your business, now, is it?

Tophat has no ears to hold hat on head... i dunno........

arriana played Ginger on Gilligan's island.

*damn was you a hottie*

........she was doin' the proffeser eh!!!!

Though fly thought Ginger was a hottie, it was Mrs. Howell he rubbed one out to after school. :eek:

Fremen has been on a 3-hour cruise since 1971.

joe likes to deep fry oreo cookies..........


*freak*

although flyman had a secret thing for Ms. Howell....that spider episode scared him so badly he couldnt wank for week...to this day if he sees a spider he loses the ability for an erection for weeks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../bigspider.jpg





Shani likes spiders......... :D




lotta work to get that shot.............hope you like it

awww heck...you ruined your ability for sex all weekend just for a picture for me :icare:

flyman is truly in my opinion the sweetest man I've never had the opportunity to converse with (but dont let that get out of the TFP realm and you DIDNT hear it from me)

Shani is scared to let people know that they didn't hear it from her.


*:icare: plants wet one in appropriate spot*




Shani also likes to pick the spots too......... :D

Flyman is secretly waiting for ShaniFaye to get someday get tired of Dave so he can come and whisk her off her feet, and they'll run madly off into the sunset together ;)

amonkie is a good storyteller.......


she and Dave have somethin' on the side too.........

Flyman is a teetotaller. All that beer you see in the pictures? Crystal Lite.

Flyman is a stunt double for tv weathermen. You know all those people who go tumbling across the road during live storm coverage? That's him.