I used to listen to other music, but SixEd secretly deleted all my mp3's and roasted all of my CD's in a Jiffy Pop machine.

Warwagon gets mad if I blow a load on him with out warning.

6-ed inspires a new line of sleeper jammies...

phil likes sneaking in to paddyjoes drawers.......

and joe lets him


cha-ching........double whammy

Flyman knows the way inside paddyjoes drawers.

yup.....a couple of wobbly pops.........he's easy.



six wants a piece of those drawers as well.



*freakin' pervert*

Flyman tried to take advantage of me once while camping.I never told,Until now..flyman..You owe me nine fucking dollars!

how about a six-pack..........while that cover it.


six liked it when i took advantage of her

I was watching while fly took advantage of six....and fly knew it. He made the buffalo antlers sign during their congress while he was stroking it from the backside.

A six pack got me into that in the first place......

Pigglet Was dressed like a maid if I remember correctly.

Six poured the six pack out before it started, and replaced the brew with Scope so she'd have minty breath, then asked me to put on the maid's outfit for later, but she never showed.

pigglet is a true dreamer.....


good for you

flyman leaves in a dream

better for you

Pigglet has a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers in the back of a closet.....out of fear.

tecoyah spanks it to the ad for the fuzzy bunny slippers.

Fremen makes dildo bongs for his buddies.

Flyman is so tripped up on weed, he can't decide what to even call it anymore.

Okay Okay..I Didn't think that I would ever tell this secret but... Flyman smokes pot!!!! : X

everquestjoe (cause he was skipped) and SixEdxMia got lost on the way to flys' house to sample the dildo bong.

must be....


Fremen drops trou to show of the mold he uses to make his dildo bongs from

DAAAAmn..
 

I could take that bong..I aint skeeered..sorry everquestjoe. : X

That's really fremen in his avatar..Nice legs man.

Flyman is hotter than fire,He sends me nudes.. that I don't ask for.

Six then sends them off to 420times for a baggie full.

Fremen beckons pantless cartoon-men whenever a chance arrives.

*booger!* Explains everything.

SixEdxMia watches reruns of the family fued in HD

iamtheone TIVO's them so they can watch them together.

Peetster, who is always up with me in the mornings, likes to bring his betamax camcorder over to capture the true art of television.

Iam told me not to tell but... that wasn't really a pic of his butt he posted in TE... it was Peetster's.

redgirl should know better, she was the one with the camera.

iamtheone is a big mystical green dragon from the land of Honalee.

Bparker created the rape calculator test based on his own experiences in jail, where he was nicknamed "Bubba".

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=56723

dammit.. you snuck up on me.
 

Redgirl is a memeber of a Secret underground club that worships lucille ball.They poltted against Dezi for years before they realized he was dead.No matter..More Lucy for them.. Oh wait... Lucy is dead too..sorry red.


Redgirl....You mean you cant tell their asses apart?!?!
heheh I can. : )

Six has studied asses for years, under the master of ass classification, none other than iamtheone. World renouned are these two, in the realm of buttsniffers and crack examiners, no others can compare.

Tecoyah was one of our first test patients. I am SO sorry man... : / We were young..You understand.. right? It was all in the name os science.. it was a hard time for us all..You were our favorite.. you know that right?!?!

Can you still make it do that one thing? : X

SixEdxMia is a candy stripper at the local mall.

Iamtheone has many out of body experiences,Bad thing is When he leaves his own body he falls into the bodyof a Mr. Richard Simmons. : X

six has sweet lips and likes to use them

fly would take off his old pair of sleeper jammies to see six use those lips...

yesssss...........


okay....phil is actually a cosmetic surgeon,.....he uses the sleeper jammy deal as a cover.......and he did six' lips for her...

*cha-ching*...........double whammy baby

fly keeps a female pet squirrel to torment his yard squirrels into stealing his neighbors' cash crop so that he has all the ganja he wants.

Awah boys... <3 Seen my lips@ Post your butt?


Fremen has agreed to trick flyman into helping me brainwash said squirrel into redirecting them thissa way...

SixEdxMia has a mind of minolta

iamtheone rocks out to david bowie while wearing tan OP shorts and a mesh tank top.

Bparker sold him those clothes off of his back this time last week.He was in need of a fix. : X

(haaayfucker thats my cd!)

SixEdxMia likes to sing in the rain, naked dancing with a blue dolphin

iamtheone has another screenname that is 'a blue dolphin'

bparker805 just gave me a good idea

iamtheone takes my brilliant insights and pawns them off as his own good ideas...

bparker805 is a shop floor sweeper down at Frank's Pickle's

http://www.jahozafat.com/MP3S/Movies...s/whatsupf.mp3

too slow
 

bparker is obsessed with Ryan Seacrest and practices his "Parker Out" in the mirror for several hours every night.
edit
I A T O has a thing for Franks pickle if you know what I mean

MMl is the kid from Life cereal commercials from the 80's & has since learned the true meaning of *Mikey likes it.*

6-ed hates oatmeal...

Slanderer!

Uncle phil looked at post your butt and didn't comment. : (
Sad but true..

Sixed wants to combine the concept of "Post yer Butt" and... Oatmeal. "Post yer Butt covered in Oatmeal". ;)

I keep Peetster in a deluxe apartment with a generous allowance for mine own pleasure when I am visiting the DC area. I will include a bonus this month so he can go out a buy something pretty.

edited cause I'm slow(in more ways than one)

GH has secretly been buying Boca Burgers.

mml drinks tolit water and likes it

leftturn109 thought about using the handle "RightTurn_Clyde" for his username, but thought it would have given too much away. ;)

Fremen goes to sleep every night dreaming of Al Bundy singing "Booty Time, Booty Time, across the USA...Booty Time, Booty Time, hey hey hey..."

Pigglet secretly admires Bud Bundys stature ....in hight and in the eyes of women.

tecoyah hires underage prostitues and makes them dress up like tom cruise and yell "show me the money" at him for hours on end

Pigglet is the drunk guy from the first Wayne's world.

Six always thought that if she could get Chris Farley into the suit the guy wore on the "The Great Ameican Hero," she'd never have to fantasize about what her knight in shining armor would look like. Believe it or not, she's walking on air...

:lol: That's funny and imaginative. ;)

pigglet secures his bedcovers with weights so he gets that tucked in feeling all night long, without having to call his mother into his bedroom more than once.

after much forethought and consideration, fremen told me the other day that the only drawback to making passionate love to a koala was his distaste for euchalyptus (sp?) leaves...he giggled when i asked him how he knew....

/thanks - i still miss that show. imagine finding your hero playing some guy on matlock. but i loved that show too. ;) sadly enough, you have no idea how close your secret would have hit home when i was six

Pigglet's secret is that I post a lot right after he does.

everquest seems to really enjoy being a post whore right behind pigglet...........

...hehe....right behind him......hehehe

Flyman actually lives in a tenement in Newark, NJ and is a narcotics officer. He's logged every comment about drugs that everyone here has ever made and turned the logs over the the FBI.

A day late.. Damn.
 

Remember the SNL skit with Chris Farley and Patrick
Swazye aS Chip'NDale dancers?
I sure do..
Jeebus He was on fire..

Wrkime Sold me hash.

Pigglet got his user name only after having spent His entire childhood sold into slave labor busting his ass in the ferrowing house. Oh.. and because his nose.. looks like this (**)

SixEd gets people drunk, just so she can shave her name into their back hair.

WW stands behind Six and makes sure his prized pupil makes no spelling errors. He's anal that way. ;)

fremen was born with 3 testicles

Fillips was born with none.

SixEdxMia had a penis with no hole

fillips liked to watch 6ed get backed up.

he'stheone sprinkles blueberries on his breakfast yogurt...

uncle p switches iam's blueberries for rabbit droppings.

Fremen collects the droppings for him from a rabbit hutch out side of the old lady next doors bedroom window..

which happens to be right next door to Six,who happily jots down notes on the old lady's ways,so she can use them when she gets old.

Six absolutely loves meat between bread, as a sandwich cures the deepest cravings from within......hmmmm bratworst

Tecoyah only says that because He stole sixteen sandwiches from our last family picnic and tried to lure hungry hobos into doing his yardwork.. than he blamed it on me.


You should know I don't eat meat. I just chew it and spit it out.

Hurts so good........and they did a damn good job.

Six has spent many a year, honing the ability to measure the intellect of a foe, by guessing thier weight.

Tecoyah sends me poetry.Lots of it,I pat him on the back and tell him his writing style rivals that of Edgar Allen poe,when in fact.. he spells his own name wrong more than half of the time.

6-ed still roasts banana peels...

Uncle Phil Isn't really my Uncle Phil,He's my father,but my mom never told my dad,So why should I?

6'edx likes to watch toast burn in the microwave for hours.

iamtheone isn't really the one. Well, not in the way you're thinking. iamtheone is reffering to being the one that has a fondness for little dogs.

Original King is a registered Republican.

Peetster knows this because they attend the same brunches.

Fremen has a thing for fat chicks wrapped in celophane.(As do most republicans)

Six thinks she sees ninjas around every corner, but in actuality they are lost tobogganists looking for their toboggan.

Fremen wishes he wore a touque........


and that he drank molson canadian ..................eh

Flyman voted "no" on Proposition 72 Legalizing Marijuana instead of "yes" by mistake because he was stoned. How sad.

Peetster cheats at bakeoffs. : X

Six bakes at cheatoffs.



/confused

Fremen cheats and can't bake.

Six wishes she could bake as good as I cheat...er...something like that...

Fremen failed the third grade.Twice.

Six can't count correctly. (it was three times, first two were practice runs)