Fremen doesnt need pants,He has no legs.

Six only says that 'cause she's trying to justify stealing my shoes.


(she wears a 10-1/2 male shoe)

Google strokes Freman's goods.

Everquest joe has never played everquest.

SixEdxMia secretly plays Everquest as a level 65 ogre shaman!

Everquestjoe breaks into my house once a week to go through my fridge and taste everything,He has yest to learn the key is under the mat.

SixEdxMia secretly wishes she could be a radio personality

Ace has an affliction with pouring gravy down his pants.

the wagon master still has lewd dreams about his gym coach from sixth grade. women with dike cuts and cigarette-stained teeth really turn him on. he gets a noticable erection when he does his jumping jacks every morning.

Pigglets X-wife was Warwagons 6th grade Gym teacher.
That Big Ol' Bitch could kick our ass at dodgeball anyday of the week.

: X

First of all, she's not my "X"...she would be, but Six broke into my P.O. Box and stole the papers so I couldn't sign. Six was my former better half's maid of honor, and secretly always wanted to use WarWagon's repressed desires to barter her way into his heart. She knew that if we were split in the eyes of the Law, the Wagon of her Lust would rush into the locker room of Love, and she just couldn't tolerate that.

pig tells stories...

Uncle Phil perfers a spoon over a fork while eating chunky soup.

iamtheone has split personalities

pigglet wants his time with two of them on the weekends.
He has a lot of hot oil on hand.

Fremen likes to entice old nonsense dissidents like me back into good ole threads like this one with promises of seizure inducing flash extravaganzas.

Such as your avatar?


Bundy tried out to be Michael J.Foxs' stunt double for The first Back to the Future movie,Little did bundy know they were looking for a professional,and despite all of his years as a ballerina he still couldn't go back in time.

SixEdxMia is not only a client but also the President for the Hair Club for men.

iamtheone bought a Total Gym, but returned it when he found out that Chuck Norris didn't come with it.

WarWagon refused to eat his vegetables unless his Mom let him wear his Michael Jackson red and black zipper jacket to the table. He was 25 at the time.

the pigglet squeals when he's excited...

It's feels as natural as my own hair.

unclephil placed Third in the Special olympics.

Six had a side bet going on, speculating when uncle phil would lose his sleeper jammies during the race.
She didn't win 'cause he lost them on the starting line.

Fremen keeps a Teddy Ruckspin in his car trunk for long trips, which he reprogrammed to sing along with his Menudo and Wham! Chistmas Special Albums

Oohh...I'm never gunna dance again..The way I danced with youuuuuuuu...

Pigglet eats pounds of marshmallows in one sitting. Don't tell him I sid he was chubby. : X

Six really wants me! I haven't decided yet but I might give in. hm......................

Hey, some people like plumpers....

Amethyst's secret desire is to spend a weekend with Alex Trebek in South Dakota, listening to him read the questions and answers off of Trivial Pursuit cards.

pigglet...pigglet....i got nothing.

WAIT! pigglet directs midget pornography

waltert only knows about my midget porn involvement because he was the stunt cock on my last feature "Short Odds for Peachfish to Win"

Pigglet has the overwhelming desire to send a copy of those films directly to my uh um...*Friends*... Email box.
Sixedxmia@hotmail.com.


Where the hell is a pic of you pigglet?

Are you a man.. A woman... A pigglet???
Don't forget to post yout butt.

SixEdxMia secretly writes one letter a week to Ahnold in hopes he will divorce and remarry with her

He has taken out a restraining order

The fda considers Ahnold to be obese.You know I'd never stalk anyone fat. :)

Ace_o_Spades is really the king of hearts,but he will never tell you.

6-ed plays with beans in her nose...

Uncle Phil snapped a nasty coke habit by snorting Lik-M-Aid candy soaked in gasoline.

*****

me's bees a pigglet, for sure. pics? post my butt? hmmm...very demanding is the 6.

pigglet eats pork.

Conclamo Ludus loves pork, and is definitly thinking about eating pigglet.

Everquestjoe is a professional washroom attendant.

SixEdxMia is the sixth clone of OneEdxMia

It's true...

Ace_O_Spades Is still obsessed with his first and only true love,The girl of his dreams,Me.(and he sneaks in my house and sleeps in my closet).

I think Ace_O_Spades plays cards more than often.

SixEdxMia is right, but I sometimes work in the ladies room too. Watch out.

and play lemmy.... not cards... lemmy...I'm guessin?
 

Everquest doesnt pay good attention.

Maybe it was only 1 second differance. Maybe it was 59 second differance. If I pressed refresh it would ruin my message, so i'd have to retype it. but then i'd have to press refresh again to see if anyoine had still not posted, so it would ruin my message again. So i'd have to refresh again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refresh again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refreash again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refresh again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. So i'd have to refreash again to make sure nobody posted, but it would ruin my message. So while I retyping it, somebody could have posted. It will go on forever!!

Everquest is compulsive!

SixEdxMia likes watching Beavis and Butthead reruns in the dark, naked, on a bean bag eating cheetos.

Iamtheone adopted two children from remote third world countries, and keeps them in separate homes, never allowing them to meet or even know of one another's existence. He is raising one a devout Communist, and one a stout and die hard Capitalist. He will introduce them when they turn 18, and lock them in a room together at an isolated bed and breakfast in the Applachian mountains.

pigglet says random stuff.

everquestjoe softly sings "Tinkle tinkle little star" under his breath whenever he uses a public urinal.

Pigglet epoxies cabbage leaves to people's arm pits while they're asleep.

WW can't read without using his fingers to underline the words...

At night, when everyone is asleep, Uncle Phill sneaks into the closet and licks the soles of all the shoes. *slurp*

Redgirl has a poster of Zack Morris and A.C. Slater hidden in her boudoir at home. She sighs whenever she walks past it.

pigglet saves the little used packets of ketchup he gets from drive-thrus and glues them to his bedroom floor.

Fremen actually invented the chicken dance.

In shop class in high school.

paddyjoe has Playboy delivered to his neighbor's house, and pays him to cut out all the pictures. That way at parties, he can legitimately tell people that only reads for the articles.

pigglet is the neighbor who cuts the pictures. he pastes them all on his bedroom walls.

everquestjoe shows up at my house every afternoon at 5:30 with a jar full of vaseline mixed with peanut butter, and a blind bloodhound and pays me $50 to hang out in my room for 15 minutes.

Pigglet invites him.

That's right - pimpin ain't easy.

Six shows up at 5:15, and pays me $30 to hide under the bed. Sorry everquest, I know it's rough to find out like this, but you, 6, and that dog are involved in something really freaky.

everquestjoe's secret is that its true.

everquest is a compulsive liar

pigglet is very much correct

everquestjoe likes to slather icyhot on the back of his neck before he goes out clubbing. that athletic smell brings the ladies in drooling.

once again pigglet is correct

this may not be a secret, but everquest wants me to drop my rates for the bedroom. flattery will get you nowhere. i know you stole your grandmom's ATM code, so it's not your money anyways.

dammit...
 

Everquest doesnt know right from wrong.

you guys are quicker than shit. I'm stoned.

Six doesn't smoke herb. She likes to say she does so she can hang out with dirty people and not shave her legs or armpits, but she doesn't inhale. Bubba Clinton is her hero.

Pigglet is made of bacon. He fears BLT days at the school cafeteria.

Peetster has fetish for hamsters. He once made a bike that ran on hamster power, but recently he's taken to the HLT sandwich. He's not afraid of the cafeteria, they're afraid of him.

Pigglet really is a hamster,but not the cute little furry kind,His parents were related,and thus brought upon us the Quizno's commercial stars. Way to find a wife,eh?

sixedxmia is obsessed with trying to be the girl of my dreams, it's sad really.

and by the way... i NEVER play cards everquestjoe haha... you can ask fallenangel for confirmation.

Ace_O_Spades dips EVERYTHING in Nutella, including small animals.

heh.. nice. Next.

Six is late on all her library books. From 1991!

How the fuck did you know!!?!??!?!
Can I borrow fifty-four bucks?

Fremen is an undercover librarian,dressed as a super hero sent to remind me in the middle of the night that I owe books from 1991. :(

SixEd signs a fake name in all the National Park registries.

War Wagon really IS a garden gnome. He longs for some college kids to steal him and tour all of beautiful, scenic Ohio.

Peetster co-wrote and produced David the Gnome.

WarWagon was recently detained for sexually abusing his neighbors plastic pink flamingo.

Fun while it lasted, though.

joe here,likes to wear dresses and high heels to play frisbee football.

Flyman let joe borrow his dresses and high heels to play frisbee football...

Thank you WarWagon, you're right on :lol:


unfortunately, WW still has that pesky plastic fetish............

paddyjoe had a special wig made from his clipped underarm hair, but was formed into the shape of a small mullet, that he wears on his scrotum. it impresses the ladies when he goes trolling at the trailer park - they always give him head after they see that.

pigglet designed and constructed said wig, and even clipped the underarm hair personally.

Peetster asked me to construct such a wig for him, which I begrudgingly did. He purchased a black shower curtain and cut a hole through it. On Friday nights, he invites his friends over to his bathroom, where he re-enacts his favorite scenes from Joe Dirt with phallic virtuousity.

Is that where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

pigglet farts in the bathtub...

uncle phil is the guy who looks forward to peeing in public pools. he sometimes holds it for hours before he goes swimming.

pigglet designs toilet covers for the gay community.

Fremen doesn't like pastels or crisscrossing patterns.

Pigglet got idea for all of the paterns from the socks he was forced to wear as a kid.

pigglet and SixEdxMia live in the land of lincoln!

everquest still has to have a nipple on his beer bottles

It makes it last longer.

flyman has no secrets to tell.

everquestjoe has his taint pierced

pigglet is just a little oinker.....


and he's still on the teat.

Flyman.....

Ok, I got nothin.

He's pretty cool, actually.

Just play through.

Peetster is waiting for help from the online guru Baba Louie about his erect tile dysfunction.
He can't get his tiles erect. ;)

Freman, or should I say Freeman! He never quite learn't to spell his name correctly, thats what playing with trucks in primary school will do to ya!

frozenstellar can't read without moving his lips and mumbling.

Fremen sleeps with his mouth open............



*snicker*

Flyman takes advantage of fremen sleeping with his mouth open.