before the slaughter of said pigs, I noticed the had been "used" by guypunkr.

Only because Splck's mother visits daily...

Guypunkr has been seen near Pearl Harbor waiting for Ben Affleck to show up again. He has bought new parachute silk in which to wrap himself. He has an altar to Ben Affleck that he affectionately refers to as "Big Ben".

Pheatius is jealous that he didn't come up with the idea and nickname first.

guypunkr has the name "Strawberry Shorcake" branded onto the small of his back.

Conclamo has three vaginas... All on his face (this can have multiple meanings, choose whichever one you like).

guypunkr won't leave my poor little vaginas alone. He runs around trying to put anything he can find in them. And it hurts...

Conclamo actually thinks pain equals pleasure. So I can't tell whether I'm hurting him, or getting him off...

guypunkr has a thing for Yoko Ono... *shivers*

Aww... That was below the belt (in more ways than one).

But I guess that's too bad since Splck has a thing for... you guessed it, Conclamo and his three vaginas that I keep stuffing Yoko Ono CDs into.

guypunkr keeps are wanking diary...

meri tried to sell that diary to the British tabloids, and even they didn´t want it.

bundy tapes 'Burgo's Catch Phrase' when he's out...

Meri was that guy who got ripped off by Burgo´s Catch Phrase.

Bogeyman or Boogeyman?

pity about that car mate.

bundy helped vote Jo off Big Brother (you bastard!)

dammit!
thats just plain nasty meri!!

Meri has tried out for all three seasons of Big Brother, but they can´t let him go in because he´s just too crazy.
and they don´t think that his strange bathroom habits would be appreciated by the public.

bundy watches old reruns of 'It's a Knockout' on his beta video player...

Meri tried to appear on Family Feud, but they had to get security to remove him when he pretended to be everyone in his family.

bundy is in love with Chrissy...

dammit man, these are nasty.

Meri is in love with Kim (the one who got evicted with Saxon)

I love Lismore white trash!


bundy stalked Johnny all over Darlinghurst when he came out of the house...

Meri smokes banana leaves.

Fremen thinks thats an insult to an Aussie.

and Meri stalked Andy (the Dominatrix catwoman) around the country when she got evicted.

bundy is a dead ringer for Ray Martin...

well, Meri is a dead ringer for Harry Potter (no, not the magician, the old crime reporter on Channel Ten)

bundy once lost an arm wrestle with Calista Flockart

Meri needs to bone up on his spelling.

Nothing gets past Fremen...

Meri is also (strangely) a dead ringer for Jay Leno.

There seems to be alot of Jay Leno lookalikes around here...


bundy can't wait for the next issue of NRMA's 'Open Road'

actually, i quite like that mag, esp the dodgy accomodation section at the back.

no, seriously, Meri subscribes to Patchwork monthly. which is a serious publication dedicated to the wonderful craft of Patchwork.

bundy would take Monty over Sami anyday...

actually, having worked with Monty and Sami, i´d prolly choose Monty, ah, no i wouldn´t. Sami´s ass OWNS.

Meri would take Jim Whaley over Sami.

bundy's avatar is a picture of him that Meridae'n took on his birthday.

CL snorts Labradore fur...

Meri was hoping that someone other than another Down under-er would post next, but he secretly feared it would be richeee. His fears have been met-and he's sobbing in the corner, trying to play, what he calls his didjeridoo!

richeee isn't quick enough...

but too quick for Meridae'n!

well, richeeeeee is too quick for me.

cos he´s in love with fluffy bunnies.

and Meri lives on ´the road to Gundagai´.
or is that the dog on the tucker-box?

Bundy has secretly figured out that ever single one of these secrets... Is actually true!!