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Uncle Phil is really Madonna.
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cello actually plays a fiddle..........and not too bad either.
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flyman never inhaled.
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charlatan has a secret drawer FULL of free gas coupons from the saudis...
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uncle phil marinates in a tub full of paprika and Worcestershire Sauce every winter for that overall tan that he maintains til summer.
He has problems for days afterwards fighting off the neighborhood dogs. |
fre is still pissed that he has to pay full price for his sleeper jammies...
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Phil has a 6 handicap in golf, but is so afraid of the spotlight, and being better than Tiger and Jack, that he has his caddy lie heartily on his score cards...
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Every Thursday night, Mal takes her long flowing hair, wraps it around her face like a beard and hangs out at 7-11 telling customers the hotdogs are fresh.
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Dawg's private passion involves seven cats, three apples, and, more ironically than I can say here, twelve monkies...
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tex hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in three weeks...
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uncle p once sold a gross of sleeper jammies to the Shah of Iran.
Unfortunately for uncle p, they were damaged en route, and the Shah took back his pack of camels. |
Fremen is really a breast man :p
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flip-flop was a-doin' the bop on a saturday night when all his neighbors showed up and threw a party...(old bobby darin reference...)
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uncle phil once sang back-up as a Pip.
He lasted for two shows, before the Great Sleeper Jammie incident of '67 happened that got him kicked out of the group forever. *hugs phil* :( |
fre is an aggie fan...
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uncle phil teeters, but he does not totter.
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Fre is the only adult you'll see in the park,ridin' the teeter totter........
.......butt naked and backwards. |
Flyman's bond with his bunny verges on beastiality
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Astrocloud doesn't pee in the shower but he does pee in the bath...
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Charlatan wears a yellow bird costume when he goes out to night clubs looking to pick up chicks.
His scoring has been surprisingly impressive. There ya go, his secret for picking up birds. EXPOSED! |
bernie sneaks her dogs into the theater with her and gives them a running commentary on what's happening on screen.
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Fremen secretly masturbates to goatse and lemonparty pics everyday in his basement filled with scat and beastiality porn.
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the "kommunist" likes being a rookie...
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uncle phil is really uncle phil from fresh prince of bel-air
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feelgood has a wart right where he buttons his trousers...
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uncle phil dresses like michael jackson. Today's armband color is red
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Astrocloud likes Michael Jackson so much that he mailed Jacko his size 3 baby shoe that been bronzed
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feelgood measures how well he feels by how many fleas he can groom from his pet monkey in an hour.
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fre wants his sleeper jammie avatar back...
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I would want it back if uncle phil hadn't sold it to a disturbed door-to-door vacuum salesman, right after they got through with their living-room 'demo'.
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fre once was the "kirby" guy...
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And uncle p had something going with the Fuller Brush man and his trollop from Mary Kay.
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speaking of mary kay, fre takes pictures of pink cars and tapes them to the inside of his closet door...
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Uncle Phil golfs because he gets to dress funny in public.
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Kramus lives in an attic because he has a secret fascination wiht Cinderella and she lived in an attic wiht her mouse friends... You don't want to know what Kramus does with his little mouse friends... :) Really you dont..
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maleficent is unaware that she is psychic - and that her nonsense is really truth
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Kramus accidentally glued his phone to his ear when he spilled crazy glue without noticing.
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amonkie likes park herself in a boat with a net beneath cliffs and practice catch and release with lemmings
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kramus was inspired by Wilson in the film 'Castaway' so much, he went and bought himself a ball, drew a face on it, and called him Herbie.
They can be seen every weekend relaxing in their hammock out in the back yard, or else they're mowing the lawn together. |
Poor ol' Fremen had to throw his hammock away. Too many 'streaks' in it.............. :p
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pj is buying stock in "sure..." |
unca p likes to steal his partner's divots and slowly replant his own yard.
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fre is just...fre...
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Uncle Phil has a blonde wig in his closet.
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I took Astrocloud to the prom.
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Yeah, only cause I turned him down.
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joe is just a tease..........
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fly is far from a tease.
We made it 'round third base and was in the stretch for home, when we were rudely interrupted by Astro, GH and a dateless pj. Dagnabbit! |
Fremen has fantasies about superhero's. :thumbsup:
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akito has never read a superhero comic book...
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Uncle Phil's sleeper jammies make him look like the flash.
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Astrocloud draws little faces in his pudding before he eats it.
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kramus flings his 'pudding' at passersby...;)
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fre used to pull his pudding...probably still does...
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uncle phil wishes he could find his pudding.
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pj just sits around all day waiting for me to post on this thread so he can try to "zing" me...
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Uncle Phil used to be Auntie Phillis
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wdevauld used to date my auntie phillis...
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uncle phil loves being stalked by goofy Irishmen.......................... ;)
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for his first picture on film, ever, paddyjoe took a picture of his foot - just to show he had one.
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Amonkie has a stuffed horse she named Pokey that she consults before making any major decisions. Pokey is very opinionated, but Amonkie claims it's just plain horse sense.
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ngdawg wears her prom dress to the grocery store every Friday, for nostalgia's sake.
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Fremen lurks in the Pet Food aisle hoping somebody will take him home
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the only reason kramus is in an attic in Canada,is because he just recently came outta the closet
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Every room in flyman's new house is a closet. He never has to leave.
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Paddyjoe has a trapdoor in the bottom of his car that lets him slide out if he decides it's time to make friends with the cows.
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amonkie likes to listen to Yanni while watching squirrels mate. :hmm:
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Fremen carries around a serious angst for squirrels
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wdevauld likes to go to biker bars with a box of crayons and offer his services as a tattooist.
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ng has never had a mimosa...
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uncle phil dropped trou in the park 'cause he heard the squirrels liked to lick their nuts to clean them before storing 'em for the Winter, and he wanted in on the action.
He was tired of cleaning them in the ball washer at the golf club. ;) |
Freman isn't 'just friends' with the hulk.
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ol' stony throws eggs at moving school buses...
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phil........as well as joe.........rode the li'l schoolbus back in the day.
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Flyman's mouthparts are made of soft, spongy structures called labella and he has a very long proboscis. He'll use the labella to gently dab smokes and liquids into the proboscis, which he then draws into his head. If flyman encounters a solid food he wants to eat, he drops acidic saliva onto it, turning the food into liquid for easy slurping.
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GH ate a hot dog once after watching that little dude win the "nathan's hot dog eating" contest the first time...
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dude..........nicely done......... good thing i don't drink hard liquor anymore...........or often anyways. phil likes to play forskins on the back nine........ :thumbsup: |
fly wishes he still had his foreskin. :eek:
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fre sewed his back on...
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uncle phil went to jail for molesting a quilting bee...
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fremen is the guy after which "napoleon dynamite" was fashioned
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arie has one brown eye and one blue eye...
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u.p. has an obsession with brown eyes that earned him a blue and black eye.
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I am resonating Fremen's pineal gland with sympathetic vibrations even as I type this.
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G.H. enjoys a good feel from the labella of fly.........
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one of the coolest things i've heard you say.........you mind if i use that? |
fly likes to collect unusual phrases to flummox his chemically enhanced friends with.
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fremen likes to picture fly using unusual phrases
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arie gets confused when she looks in the mirror and tries to figure out which eye is the blue one and which eye is the brown one...
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phil has two blue eyes and one brown one.
*i know.....sick joke,so fuckin' sue me* |
flyman has paid WAAAAYYY too much attention to uncle phil's 'brown' eye lately.
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Paddy was born in the Guinness brewery, but drank too much so he got transplanted to the USA by a foamy white stork.
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amonkie wants to sit on joe's lap.........
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flyman doesn't inhale
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kramus loves to inhale! :D
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Seeker colours outside the lines
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kramus paints himself blue and runs naked through town yelling, "Ye canna take muh freedom!!!"
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Fremen sleeps with a voodoo doll.
take that however you wish. |
bernie still has her ken-doll collection...on display...in her bedroom...
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phil still has his barbie collection,hidden under his bed so aunt phil doesn't find them.
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