And...When flyman doesn't get his sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, he throws one of his little tantrums. They are so abhorrent that generally someone will either screw him, slip him a drug, or sing to him...

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Unoaman’s brain is composed of 70% water.

Giant Hamburger is feeling a bit spicy today & is donning a thick rich layer of cajun barbeque sauce & nothing else!

bernie be wearin' a pair of see-through sleeper jammies when we do the big "shoot..."

Uh- huh, uncle phil plans on 'shooting' alright, yup, heh heh.

peej 'shoots' just thinking about 'the shoot'! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooh!

Fremen jumps to the left, but too late...peej's shoot bounces off the brass lamp, and lands on his good tee shirt...Whatcha gonna tell your momma now Fremen?

uno.....tells his momma everything.


he's a mamma's boy you know.

Flyman, all knowing that he is, wonders silently if Freman's daddy knows that...

Flyman knows this because HE IS UNOAMANS mum.

bundy is jealous, because unoaman's mum gives him drugs. Unoaman LOVES his mum!

Unoaman's mum pays flyman to be his friend :)

Tinker Bell (yes folks, that's his full name; well technically if you add in his middle name, it's Tinker Stinker Bell) wants to wear the see-through jammie sleepers & get his mum to pay flyman to be his friend, too.

bernie's jealous of tinky-winky 'cause she wants to wear them all by her lonesome...

uncle phil wants to see Bernadette and Tinker together wearing the see-through jammies

...and guinnessgurl wants to see uncle phil wearing the see-through sleeper jammies! :o

And bernie is going to show all the pics she takes at the see-thru sleeper-jammie photoshoot on the Titty Board.
Finally! uncle phils' titties! :D

And trust unoamans mum...flyman is WAY overpaid! But I thought flyman was my mum? Or could it be fremen? Unoman lays down in his little bed with his blow up doll, guinnisgurl, to comtemplate his heritage...

Ahh yes, unoaman's heritage. I believe he finally traced it back to the island of Lesbos.......

Where he would romp uninhibited through the wild flowers, wearing only his crotch-less sleeper jammies and carrying his trusty bottle of K-Y jelly.

PJ is known as a bad girl locally. its because of the way she dresses. but hey, those bright red leather micro minis kind of suit her.

every morning before anyone else gets up, she gets out the hair iron and desperately tries to straighten those pretty curls out of her life.

Bundy badmouths paddyjoe because she is jealous of those beautiful yellow eyes, while hers somewhat resemble two pee holes in the snow. That gets her thinking "I know my dad was a snowman, but was mother a cat, or a ray-o-vac battery"?

uno has dreams of "cat mother and the all-night newsboys," hence the previous post...(c'mon, who remembers them?)

phil likes to trip down memory lane quite often.....'cept,with his memory,he can't remember which damn lane to pick.

flyman knows deep down inside that u.p.belongs in the slow lane, but can't quite bring himself to admit that a buddy is slowing down in his old age...

that'd be a double whammy dude........nice job.



unoa......is quite jealous of the old age system.....see.....he wishes he knew half the shit that phil forgot.


*kudos to you phil man*:D

Flyman DID know half the shit Phil forgot but then he forgot it......

ngdawg wants to marry one of the teletubbies :o

sue says that, because if ngdawg gets first pick of the teletubbies...she gets the rest of them all for herself.

how the hell many of there are may or may not come into play in this instance...perhaps too many, but more than likely...not nearly enough for sue.

unoman wishes there'd be one forgotten overlooked teletubbie leftover for himself, that ngdawg also forgot because he sometimes forgets shit for the same reason fly forgets the short term stuff. uncle phil just smiles at those kids. he just can't remember why, but he never forgets how nice his silky sleeper jammies feel when he's wearing them, so he wanders around aimlessly trying to remember where he last took them off. oh yeah, uncle phil takes them off. no pics tho. he can't find his camera either. it's probably with his silky sleeper jammies. no doubt paddyjoe knows where the camera & uncle phil's silky sleepy jammies are. he's probably having his way with both. yeah. and bundy is there prancing around feeling all fancy, wearing paddyjoe's red leather micro miniskirt.

and bernadette thinks he knows everyone and what they want!! but what he really wants is to be the one EVERYONE wants!!!!Or at least wants to be wanted by the leftover teletubby!

plyswellwthself actually does not play well with herself, but rather is trapped in a deep pit of despair and bonobo feces.

while sue frets over the possible loss of the extra teletubbies, bernadette, and paddyjoe concern themselves with searching for phils sleeper jammies. none realize that the first thing a teletubby insists on is taking off your sleeper jams, knowing this unoman waits patiently in s.e. mo [sans pj's] for the remaining one to seek him out, thereby avoiding plyswellwthsefl lurking in n.e.mo, and hoping to lure it in with a bananna. she lovingly gazes at the bananna and begins to doubt the value of wasting it on a teletubby.

That is because unoaman has taught plyswellwthsefl how to carve a better man out of a banana :)

Tinker is LOVING the images of us and a banana!!!

unoaman figured that would be the outcome of a three way between tinker, plyswellwthself, and a nanner. Meanwhile in preperation for the soon to arrive, last teletubby, he is heating up a variety of tubbys favorite T.V. dinners.

uno LOVES haggis...

Poor uncle phil gets so choked up at the very mention of haggis...

he so did love the sheep, don't ya know...........

Which joe was quick to start shearing.
He's all into rubbing the meat before it's cooked...

Fremen wears his panties inside out.

bernadettie gets four days worth out of each pair of underwear (and sleeper jammies for that matter)

day one: normal.
day two: back-to-front.
day three: inside out normal.
day four: inside out, back-to-front.

bundy has a lot of experience from whence he speaks.

But when bundy finally does change them, Fremen happily washes them out with Dove, and neatly hangs them to dry, over the shower rod...

Unoaman really only knows women... unoawoman....

Bentley is one broke guy....he keeps giving away his fortune 2 cents at a time

ShaniFaye still keeps her cash in a cigar box...under the bed...inside a small trunk...with a rattlesnake inside the trunk...

Uncle Phil has been in my bedroom, tied up under the bed but NOT in the trunk

Shanifaye doesn't realize that Uncle Phil told me how hard he tried to untie himself, but he didn't mention getting into a trunk, funny.......

couldn't, because uno was already in there..."charming" his snake...

Uncle Phil never told uno he was watching him :o

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Sue doesn't know that Uno kinda wishes Uncle Phil had told him...sometimes thats hot...cides, U.P. might have learned something!

uno is just plain ol' bent and twisted.


like a pretzel.......yeah,that's it.

fly only eats those little bent and twisted pretzels with wobbly pops...same as me...

(oops...whammied myself...)

Just like you like em flyman?...a little salty like a pretzel, and bent just a little (ie:which way do you dress...tilted Nonsense)

yes you did......




uncle phil is really dr. phil.....but he needed an internet name so that people wouldn't know he was givin' advice on the sleeper jammies.

fly, fly, he's our man, nobody tokes a quirly like our buzzed buddy can...


:p

Fremen petitioned the U. S. Olympic Committee to send him to Athens as the official salami sandwich maker.

But they refused, fearing he would grind it up, and make his meat loaf.




Left that door wide open for somebody!

/me sneaks through, then closes it before uno can escape his favorite asylum...

uncle phil likes locking up the loonies & throwing away the key.

Uncle Phil should hang on to that key...it may also unlock the trunk full of money that Shanifaye keeps under her bed...

unoaman really means Uncle Phil should hang on to the key for dear life because the snake in that trunk is hiding compromising pictures of him and unoaman

ShaniFaye can swallow things larger than her head.

strange but true. Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.
if you look closely, you'll notice a distinct orangishness about his meatiness.
yeah. too far many carrots' lives have been lost due GH's never ending quest for carotene.

bern eats meat.........she once had a rabbitt,that one day wasn't with us anymore..........hello....stew anyone?



(damn bern,.....sorry but it's all i had right now?)

fly likes to grill his meat.
His wife is tired of the grill-marks. ;)

You say flyman likes to grill HIS meat? Whats he like to do with yours? Oh, and his wife is also tired of trying to wash out the skid marks...

uno.........see.........works at the local stop'n'wash........you know...the laundry mat.


my li'l woman takes my ginch there on thursdays at noon.

guess who has to wash them?

hahaha...gotta admit FM...you're hard to beat, but something tells me that I'm just the boy to try it...

I didn't realize you knew I worked at the local "stop'n'wash. And as part of my job, I have to wash whatever comes in , regardless of how disgusting. But do you know how long it takes to do a load, even of YOUR stuff? And have you ever figured out how long your "woman" is at the laundry? Put a pencil to it, and then see who's grinning!

good one..........



uno used to be the lead singer for supertramp......


his fav song to sing was "Dreamer"




and pencils are for people who aren't sure...........i use a pen!!!!

Thanks Fly, comming from you , thats a hell of a compliment.

Gonna drop the wife / girlfriend / woman part now, knowing us It could get out of hand, and this is too much fun to ruin.

Didn't know you were a Supertramp fan, glad you like our music. In case you're ever lookin for a job, my head carpenter Martin Hodgson joined the Foreigh Legion, and we will be hiring a new one. Only thing is that when you are marking boards to cut, we insist that you use a pencil, not a pen...

uno hums all the tunes he finds in the "flyman" thread...usually when he can't find any cartoons to read in the john...

Nobody loves a "hummer" more than Uno, and on the rare occassion that he can't find any cartoons, he intently gazes at the 8 X10 glossy of Uncle Phil on the opposite wall...only for inspiration for the job at hand you understand.

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good one U.P.

........you meant to say......"for the job at hands" right.....?

cuz i'm damn sure it was you that told me.....if you sit on your left hand for a while,....it will go numb.

then.......when you whack your johnson...it's like someone else doin' it for ya.



(oh yeah.........whilst lookin' at 8X10 glossies of phil.......)




..........*that'd be a double i'd say*..........

It's a double for sure...keep that up, and you might get to third base someday...

Flyman...it doesn't go entirely numb, but close enough that with a little imagination it makes it feel so good... just like when you are doing it for me.

By the way, that isn't an 8 X 10 glossy...it's a one way mirror, cause U.P. likes to watch you in action too...

*****sports fans, there are two doubles in a row!*****

uno really wants to get into my brain...to see where i come up with the marketing genius for sleeper jammies...

uncle phil still dresses his G.I.Joe collection in sleeper jammies.

Paddyjoe doesn't really care about the sleeper jammies, he's just jealous of Uncle Phil's extensive collection...

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uno thinks i make them for G. I. Joe dolls...(hehe, boy is he wrong...)

Wow, unless I totally missed Uncle Phil's point...he has some really little people wearing his crotchless Jammies...(note to self, probably not worth reporting, but keep an eye on little Sarah when Uncle Phil is around)

Uno plays Uno... :o

Sue likes to sue...

fre wants a pair of free sleeper jammies...

Free is the best way...;)


unc. p. wants to truck his sleeper jammie line over to Hawaii.
He can't figure out why he can't...tsk-tsk...

fremen's deepest insecurities are offset by virtual communities like the TFP

(don't take this too seriously, friend; you have a high post count)

the mac man's insecurities have evolved into paranoid delusions...but he'll never tell anyone, will he?

Uncle Phil, in reality, desperately wants to own a real "My Little Pony," and name it Sherbert.

:D

While tauntingly chanting "neener neener neerer!", Sue frequently dangles her "My Little Pony" named Sherbert in front of sleeper jammie clad Uncle Phil & she relishes the sad whimperings of Uncle Phil when he cannot reach the pony of his desire.

what a wicked & sad world....

bern likes to flirt with plumbers,carpet layers,tilers and electricians.

she figures the pricks will do a good job then.


*sorry bern.....hope the reno is comin' along*

flyman likes to take long walks on the beach at sunrise,play golf,....and even have a good 'ol time around the campfire with an acoustic guitar.

call him at 1-800-SLUTBAG.


he's easy.....and if you ask nice....he might even put on the pantyhose for ya'.

flyman once appeared on 'The Dating Game'. Wouldn't you know it, he won a date with himself.






1-800-SLUTBAG :lol:

pj once took pictures of fly in his 'hose to put on the internet, but couldn't bear to share them with the World.

said the guy who copied and pasted them onto his desktop pic............



weirdo....

flyman wants to come over to my house and turn my aquarium into a giant gravity bong... hurry up dude!

shit!!!!


you really did get my deep,dark secret...........


bp takes certain "pills" that make him able too read peoples thoughts.


*careful what you think folks....bp could turn on you at any given moment*



*...........he is in the know...........*

when Fly took the kids to the latest Pokemon Movie, Pokemon 5: Pokemon Heroes, he was expecting to see a good, wholesome, gay stick-flick (after all, he mistook the name for Poke-Men 5: Poke-Men Heroes)...

but, when he saw it, in all its glory, he got so scared by Pikachu's 'Lightening Attack', that he wizzed in his pants...

he then grabbed the kids and made them move to the back of the theatre so he could weep... away from the rest of the crowd.

Bundy is a piece of me that was flung off when I collided with an asteroid.
I want him back.

GH has been fibbing all these years. He's part soy!! *gasp*

Fremen thinks tofu is great.....alone in a bowl.....or on white bread

Fremen is a member of the famed secret society of Skin and Teeth. During initiation he was forced to spend 72 straight hours watching the Love Boat. Fremen has never been the same mentally since, and anyone caught singing the Love Boat theme is very painfully removed from Fremen's sight.

But the darkest, sickest, most hideous secret to all this..... Fremen still has a Fred Grandy (Gopher) fetish.

Oh sure Tecoyah, popped his in before me.... I see how it is. I need to be a faster typist.

Tecoyah has been known to go to bars and pick up women.... Nothing wrong or dark about that, right?

Wrong, he picks up these women not for sex but to clean the dust bunnies under his bed.... then he treats them to Denny's and gives them those little bible cartoon books.