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Fremen is the slowest typist in all of Texas.
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Paddy spends an awful lot of time over there at my old Avatar.....wink wink, nudge nudge....know what I mean. But fremen seems quite happy with the arangment.
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tecoyah cannot think of anything without relating it to sex. Sex haunts his dreams, every waking moment, even his dialogue as is clearly evidenced in the above post. At least twice as much as the average guy! :eek:
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Suave likes to put little cameras is the ceiling alongside the fullsize mirror.
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Sawfmonkey accidentally sat on the family dog one day last Fall and now the dog leaves the room whenever Saw enters.
You better hope he never learns the number to the animal abuse hotline. :eek: |
fre reports animals for wearing sleeper jammies...even when they're not...
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uncle phil wears sleeper jammies made from animals...
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charlie wears sleeper jammies to moe's bar...
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phil hasn't washed his sleeper jammies in two weeks.
They now stand up on their own. |
Fre likes to pick the jam from between his toes and stuff it in his bellybutton.....
wierdo shit i tell ya'...... |
fly hides the coors when company's comin'...
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Uncle Phil brings out the Coors when company's coming...
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Charlie tells his company to bring the Coors.......
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Paddyjoe wishes I would invite him over so he could bring his secret supply of Coors...
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Charlie doctors his secret supply of Coors with Yellow Dye #5 for that extra-urine look.
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Fre likes to jump on the bandwagon..............
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And fly likes to drive said bandwagon to the liquor store on the weekend, looking for special prices on wine-coolers.
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Fremen, despite my occasional mocking STILL hasn't read Dune... Sad really.
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Charlatan snorts nutmeg.......adds "Spice" to his life
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tocoyah lurks around school yards in a trenchcoat... don't get me wrong he hates kids... he does it so he can meet the police... he loves people in uniform... Sadly none of them ever want to date him.
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Charlie is lookin' for a date with tecoyah......
good luck buddy........i seen him and joe kissin'......... *wonders if joe is jealous* |
flyman always wanted to be the meat in a man sandwich
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PaddyJoe wants to be the onion in a man sandwich
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Astro likes it when his 'meat' touches PJ's 'onion'.
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freman has a monster worm snake hiding in his pocket, he feeds it onions
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^ So called Aquafox in reality is a labrador retriever with poor aquatic skills and deeply enjoys desert wildlife where there is in fact very little water! :hmm:
Asta!! |
Asta-man wears boxers with front pockets...
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uncle phil runs pocket pool tournaments with the boys down at the Y.
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and paddyjoe is the ref at the pocket pool tournaments with tissue stuffed in his pants to make his package look bigger...
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Everytime drakers gives one of his supposed "HUGS" that friends gotta give he slaps a "Kick Me" sign on their back. Hug drakers...and be kicked :hmm:
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K-wise secretly hates music... Which is sad because he spent so much time learning about it...
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Charlie has a hard time learning.
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Flyman can't really fly..I've seen him attempt it.
Asta!! |
K-Asta checks his bedcovers for mushrooms every night at bedtime.
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fremen publicly denies Barney yet secretly harbors feelings for baby-bop
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nofnway thinks Leonardo Da Vinci is the blue bandana from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Asta!! |
K-wise plays with Teenage mutant ninja turtles toys with micheal jackson in the neverland ranch
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Aqua Fox IS Michael Jackson!
Asta!! |
k-wise enjoys drinking jesus juice at my house, lol
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AquaFox has a large collection of realistic dildos
Asta!! |
K-wise is the creative genius behind Teletubbies
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Mojodragon is actually a mojoiguana
Asta!! |
K-Asta has a robot head from the future buried in his backyard.
Its name is Bender. |
Fre has been on a bender since last september
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Flyman has never been off his bender... (jesus fly, it's 5:30 am in BC... are still awake or up early?)
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Charlie had to ask his wife what time it was,cuz his mickey mouse watch is broken and he can't read digital.
*up early again man........side job today....woohooo,big bucks* |
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flyman is awfully quick on the draw |
paddyslow...........is well.............too slow
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flyman moonlights as paddyjoe's "helper"... anyone as slow as joe needs "help"
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Ol' Charlie is still angry that he's not my helper. After all, he's applied for the position 12 times now.
Sorry Charlie. |
Paddyjoe cant get the help he seeks.....because he only Knows ....one position
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Tecoyah knows 7593 positions, but he's only limber enough for 2 of them.
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mojodragon is jealous because tecoyah actually has some with whom he can use his two positions...
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Charlatan glues black velvet cutouts to his paint by numbers artwork to enhance it's value.
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kramus dreams of one day walking in the foot steps of the unibomber...
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I wondered if that was who Kramus was on the phone with... See Charlatan's avatar- -it's got a really big nose... you know what they say about big noses don't ya?
It's true |
Maleficient has a huge, magical book at her house called "Everything about Everything" and she does all her research in it before posting advice on TFP
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Sage is secretly afraid that her houseplants don't like her singing voice.
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kramus can only count up to nine...he lost his thumb while running with scissors in the fifth grade...
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uncle phil was forced to dye his remaining 26 hairs blue in order to remain in Florida.
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paddyjoe once killed a man, just for giggles
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tex's other hat is a Blue Jays baseball cap
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kramus lives in an attic somewhere in Canada.
....it just happens to be the attic of his folks house. .....there's mice there too....... ...and spiders |
Flyman once spent a day in a ditch... just to see what the ground looked like from 2 inches away
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been there,done that,didn't like it......... amonkie can be seen on the side of the #1 highway,in the ditch,collecting pop and beer cans,and she does this just for fun........ *she buys lollipops and suckers with the change* |
fly once lit up at a Barney concert and hooked the 3rd and 5th row.
<small>*puff-puff-pass*</small> |
Fremen has a huge collection of paper bags... He is deeply into the minutae of how they are folded and cut... he can talk about them for hours.
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Charlatan spends at least 10 minutes every day staring at his naked body in front of a mirror and flexing.
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Daoust submitted an application to teach at Hogwarts, and is just now waiting for the owl letter to find him.
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monkie sells slightly used candy to kids at slighty lower prices.
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Texanavenger is neither texan nor an avenger. He's an accountant from Green Bay Wisconsin and is hooked on Wonder Woman comic books.
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Ndawg is her states champion at holding a spoon on the edge of her nose for the longest time, although no one can prove it.
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Daoust got a horrible case of Syphilis while backpacking through Vietnam.
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Keist gives himself pedicures while sitting in the mall food court.
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kramus loves to scan pics of halx...
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uncle p raises chinchillas for the bi-monthy chinchilla races at his local VFW.
He gets paid in beer and bingo cards. |
Fremen knows that "only steers and queers come from Texas", and that he doesn't look much like a steer.
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This coming from Daoust whose got a Gadar that has a range of 5000 miles. And can spot a those that bat for the other team in a crowd of thousands.
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Bigwolf got kicked out of his pack for deviant behavior involving the following items:
an oven mitt a copy of "the divine miss M" an unreturned library book 2 matchbooks, and a clock missing the hour hand |
KCMadcow ate food recovered from an autopsy.
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Giant Hamburger subscribes to Readers Digest. He also has hopes that his Publishers Clearinghouse winning draw cheque is in the mail.
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kramus secretly tapes all the TFP women in the ladies lounge locker room....and uses them to create his drawings
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tecoyah secretly wishes Kramus would draw him naked and is willing to give his time over to modelling for him...
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charlatan actually looks like his avatar
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This is his 13th attempt to become infamous....but alas...no one seems to notice
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tecoyah's mental powers grow stronger every day... But he willingly uses this ability for evil and the extermination of both puppies and Tab soda.
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TexanAvenger is actually from Maine and likes knitting shawls for fishmen.
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Charlatan was the muse behind the Macarena.
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Cellophanediety's new haircut will be a mohawk dyed blue...
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Charlatan would rather stroll through a mall on a slow Tuesday afternoon than go see a new release movie. He wears flip flops when he does this.
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kramus rolls his boogers into little balls and then shoots them through a straw onto the ceiling of his office.
*fuckin' crazy Canadians* |
fly forgoes the straw, he flicks his boogers willy-nilly with his fingers and yells, "FORE!".
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Uncle_Phil once wrestled with a pig, ate it afterwards and didn't feel guilty.
The pig won. |
Fresnelly doesn't know the most recent reply from the hole in is ass.
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fresnelly will get over it...
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Sadly, Uncle Phil will NOT get over it and die alone...thinking about it until the very end
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KCMadcow really lives on the other side of the river...
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uncle phil... is a secret agent for the saudis... they pay him in free gas coupons.
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Charlie snacks on chocolate-covered salty balls while at the movies.
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fre is still just hangin' out, waitin' for janis to rise up from the grave and move upstate...
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